Oh, those wacky Frenchies. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0552076620080305?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews)
weird. :| Small French town.
If they die, is it a crime?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 07, 2008, 02:10:06 PM
If they die, is it a crime?
Yes.
"In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
It added: "Offenders will be severely punished.""
So why not just send the dead to another city....
It's funny how he asked, though. :D
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D
You mean like the time I drempt about assasinating the president and I got caught before I did it?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D
You mean like the time I drempt about assasinating the president and I got caught before I did it?
No.
The crime where you can't be punished if you go through with it is suicide.
Finally. They finally understand what happens to people with poor hygiene and smoking addictions.
Quote from: LinkXLR on March 07, 2008, 02:40:57 PM
Finally. They finally understand what happens to people with poor hygiene and smoking addictions.
lol, somewhat true stereotypes.
better not kick off or there'll be dire consequences.
Fucking dead people, filling up our cemeteries.
I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.
Quote from: Co-Z on March 07, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
Fucking dead people, filling up our cemeteries.
I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.
The death penalty is illegal in France.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 07, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
f***ing dead people, filling up our cemeteries.
I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.
The death penalty is illegal in France.
so they will put your dead body in jail?
He could have just told his townspeople to go with cremation instead.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
The death penalty is illegal in France.
Thanks for killing it.
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."
Apparently, he can bring them back to life and punish them.
Quote from: Rayquarian on March 07, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."
Apparently, he can bring them back to life and punish them.
I would have worded it, "Violators will be shot", but that works too.