Mayor tells townspeople not to die: Cemetery is full.

Riosan · March 07, 2008, 02:05:22 PM

jnfs2014 · March 07, 2008, 02:08:35 PM

weird. :| Small French town.

Silverhawk79 · March 07, 2008, 02:10:06 PM

If they die, is it a crime?

Riosan · March 07, 2008, 02:11:34 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 07, 2008, 02:10:06 PM
If they die, is it a crime?

Yes.

"In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished.""

Tupin · March 07, 2008, 02:11:42 PM

So why not just send the dead to another city....

It's funny how he asked, though. :D

jnfs2014 · March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM

lol. If they die, who will punish them?

Tupin · March 07, 2008, 02:26:25 PM

Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?

Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D

jnfs2014 · March 07, 2008, 02:29:23 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D

You mean like the time I drempt about assasinating the president and I got caught before I did it?

Tupin · March 07, 2008, 02:31:30 PM

Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 07, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
lol. If they die, who will punish them?
Just like the crime that you can only be punished for if it isn't carried through with. :D
You mean like the time I drempt about assasinating the president and I got caught before I did it?

No.

The crime where you can't be punished if you go through with it is suicide.

LinkXLR · March 07, 2008, 02:40:57 PM

Finally. They finally understand what happens to people with poor hygiene and smoking addictions.

Tupin · March 07, 2008, 02:43:22 PM

Quote from: LinkXLR on March 07, 2008, 02:40:57 PM
Finally. They finally understand what happens to people with poor hygiene and smoking addictions.

lol, somewhat true stereotypes.

Jono2 · March 07, 2008, 03:00:16 PM

better not kick off or there'll be dire consequences.

major tom · March 07, 2008, 03:17:22 PM

Fucking dead people, filling up our cemeteries.

I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.

Tupin · March 07, 2008, 03:21:58 PM

Quote from: Co-Z on March 07, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
Fucking dead people, filling up our cemeteries.

I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.

The death penalty is illegal in France.

Oren · March 07, 2008, 03:27:31 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 07, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 07, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
f***ing dead people, filling up our cemeteries.

I agree with this man, if you die, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.
The death penalty is illegal in France.

so they will put your dead body in jail?