This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
Need I even click the link?
Wow. I read the first chapter, does not sound like Harry Potter at all.
Quote from: Lotos on April 03, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
Wow. I read the first chapter, does not sound like Harry Potter at all.
It's supposed to be a character the "writer" came up with.
And there are actually some good writers on that site, so it is a shame....
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
Haha, good poop.
Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
Haha, good poop.
LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?
Quote from: JrDude on April 03, 2008, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
Haha, good poop.
LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?
The character the guy made up.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 03, 2008, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
Haha, good poop.
LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?
The character the guy made up.
Ah
The HP fandom has spawned so many horrid fanfictions and yaoi. I cringe at thought of what that story consists of beyond that.
First line is the best:
"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!"
XD
Oh god....I clicked the link....
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NOT TO CLICK THE LINK!?!?!?
*asplode*
Thanks.
Now I know where to go for a good laugh.
JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE
That HAS to be a joke, really.
Read Metroid High School.
It's awful. D:
Epic Lulz.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
gaah.. I hate that site >:( it messes up everything good and pure in this world :(
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
I stopped when I read the rating.
Quote from: Olimar on April 05, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
I stopped when I read the rating.
:D
Quote from: Olimar on April 05, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
I stopped when I read the rating.
Me too.
But it isn't nearly as bad.
I mean, stuff like this is what fan-fics were made for, amirite? :P
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 05, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 05, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
I stopped when I read the rating.
Me too.
But it isn't nearly as bad.
I mean, stuff like this is what fan-fics were made for, amirite? :P
ya...I guess :|
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 05, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 05, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
I stopped when I read the rating.
Me too.
But it isn't nearly as bad.
I mean, stuff like this is what fan-fics were made for, amirite? :P
OF COURSE!!!!!1111!!!!!11111!!!11!11!!!shift+1!!111!111!!!
[/sarcasm]
Wow this is so sad..... so sad it's hilarious :D
It has inconsistent verb tenses. I don't like inconsistent verb tenses.
I'm at chapter 10 of the HP one and chapter 3 of the Wendy-O one, I'm still laughing.
God this is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
I think it's probably a troll writing, tho.
This oughta be a good time to start a Pancaqe man saga or The Memoirs of the Kickass monkeys.
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
It actually isn't that bad. Believe me; I've read a LOT worse.
Quote from: LightningSword on April 06, 2008, 09:25:49 AM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
It actually isn't that bad. Believe me; I've read a LOT worse.
Speaking of which, NEVER go into the South Park section....ever....
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 06, 2008, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: LightningSword on April 06, 2008, 09:25:49 AM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
It actually isn't that bad. Believe me; I've read a LOT worse.
Speaking of which, NEVER go into the South Park section....ever....
I can only imagine.
Quote from: StateAardvark on April 06, 2008, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 06, 2008, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: LightningSword on April 06, 2008, 09:25:49 AM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 05, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
This is the worst fan-fic ever.
It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal)
Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.
you think thats bad read this *long*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4101202/1/The_woe_of_Wendy_O
It actually isn't that bad. Believe me; I've read a LOT worse.
Speaking of which, NEVER go into the South Park section....ever....
I can only imagine.
Yes you can.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School <--This one's pretty bad too.
"“Late again is see?” snip-quipped Mrs. Chozo (Samus is adopted, her parents were killed from unkown reason like in games)."
"“Ok everyone it looks like to begin. Since there are no girls it looks like we can talk about sex and man stuff.” Coach Houston womanized."
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 06, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School <--This one's pretty bad too.
"?Late again is see?? snip-quipped Mrs. Chozo (Samus is adopted, her parents were killed from unkown reason like in games)."
"?Ok everyone it looks like to begin. Since there are no girls it looks like we can talk about sex and man stuff.? Coach Houston womanized."
I lol'd at the fact that the person doesn't know what Cholera is. :D
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 06, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School <--This one's pretty bad too.
"?Late again is see?? snip-quipped Mrs. Chozo (Samus is adopted, her parents were killed from unkown reason like in games)."
"?Ok everyone it looks like to begin. Since there are no girls it looks like we can talk about sex and man stuff.? Coach Houston womanized."
*seppuku*
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal)
That's where I first read about it, it really is god awful writing... And to think that some people actually like it just breaks my heart.
Quote from: BBQ on April 07, 2008, 11:06:20 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal)
That's where I first read about it, it really is god awful writing... And to think that some people actually like it just breaks my heart.
Wow, my teacher thought it was inappropriate, even though it was hilariously badly written.
Whatever, I'll just look at it at home, because apparently ED is "teh badz0rz!!1"
I'm on Chapter 11 and don't know why I'm reading this still...
It's so stupid...IT'S FUNNY! :D
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 07, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
Quote from: BBQ on April 07, 2008, 11:06:20 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal)
That's where I first read about it, it really is god awful writing... And to think that some people actually like it just breaks my heart.
Wow, my teacher thought it was inappropriate, even though it was hilariously badly written.
Whatever, I'll just look at it at home, because apparently ED is "teh badz0rz!!1"
ED is totally evil and should be banned from all schools and yada yada... Snore. Teacher not approving of ED? :P
Quote from: BBQ on April 07, 2008, 11:32:45 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 07, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
Quote from: BBQ on April 07, 2008, 11:06:20 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal)
That's where I first read about it, it really is god awful writing... And to think that some people actually like it just breaks my heart.
Wow, my teacher thought it was inappropriate, even though it was hilariously badly written.
Whatever, I'll just look at it at home, because apparently ED is "teh badz0rz!!1"
ED is totally evil and should be banned from all schools and yada yada... Snore. Teacher not approving of ED? :P
Not approving of the, uh, quotes in that article. xD
You know, I just understood what ED meant in your context guys, I kept wondering why you were talking about Erectile dysfunction ;-;
Sonic in a Closet is pretty good ;D
Poor retards who i killed after making this stuff.
My favorite quote from the first fan fic :P : "?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!?
It was????????????????????.Dumbledore!" OMG ITZA DUMBLEDORE! RUNZ!!11!! OR HELL MUTHAFUKEN KILLZ U WIT A MACHINE GUN!!11!
"Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently" No, you're right, you did spell mastabated correctly >.>.
Quote from: Birdie of Aces on April 07, 2008, 04:34:14 PM
My favorite quote from the first fan fic :P : "“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!" OMG ITZA DUMBLEDORE! RUNZ!!11!! OR HELL MUTHAFUKEN KILLZ U WIT A MACHINE GUN!!11!
"Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently" No, you're right, you did spell mastabated correctly >.>.
I'm definetly not goin to read it now :|
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
I'm guessing the same goes for fanart?
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our f***ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion s***ty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
*Shoots self*
I wrote a fan fic on kirby once on Oldsider
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 07, 2008, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our f***ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion s***ty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
*Shoots self*
I wrote a fan fic on kirby once on Oldsider
Literally shoot yourself.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
I'm guessing the same goes for fanart?
Of course. There is a slight amount of good fanart, but not enough for it to be worth existing.
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 07, 2008, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our f***ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion s***ty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
*Shoots self*
I wrote a fan fic on kirby once on Oldsider
Literally shoot yourself.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
I'm guessing the same goes for fanart?
Of course. There is a slight amount of good fanart, but not enough for it to be worth existing.
Then I guess the same goes for music, TV shows, movies, books, video games, etc.
Quote from: Totla on April 07, 2008, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 07, 2008, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our f***ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion s***ty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
*Shoots self*
I wrote a fan fic on kirby once on Oldsider
Literally shoot yourself.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 07, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on April 07, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Fan-fics are disgraceful to actual writers... Well, that's our intercourse ed up world for you.
Yep.
For every one awesome fan fic that truly expands on a characters story, there are 20 billion poopty ones. ::)
I mean actual novelists and such. If you're going to write a fan fic, you may as well shoot yourself.
I'm guessing the same goes for fanart?
Of course. There is a slight amount of good fanart, but not enough for it to be worth existing.
Then I guess the same goes for music, TV shows, movies, books, video games, etc.
Yes. Except I'd like music, Television, Movies, Books Video Games, and that kind of stuff to still exist. That stuff is preference. Things like Fan Fic's are not.
it is a joke...
look at the later parts