Wow, this really is as bad as everyone says....

Tupin · April 03, 2008, 07:28:14 PM

This is the worst fan-fic ever.

It's based on Harry Potter and is written by some generic goth/emo.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal

Anyone who reads all 40 chapters of this crap must hate themselves.

LinkXLR · April 03, 2008, 07:29:33 PM

Need I even click the link?

Lotos · April 03, 2008, 07:33:42 PM

Wow. I read the first chapter, does not sound like Harry Potter at all.

Tupin · April 03, 2008, 07:41:46 PM

Quote from: Lotos on April 03, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
Wow. I read the first chapter, does not sound like Harry Potter at all.

It's supposed to be a character the "writer" came up with.

And there are actually some good writers on that site, so it is a shame....

Dawei · April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM

"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Haha, good poop.

JrDude · April 03, 2008, 07:43:57 PM

Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Haha, good poop.

LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?

Tupin · April 03, 2008, 07:45:01 PM

Quote from: JrDude on April 03, 2008, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Haha, good poop.
LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?

The character the guy made up.

JrDude · April 03, 2008, 07:45:52 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 03, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 03, 2008, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Dawei on April 03, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
"And then????? suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Haha, good poop.
LOL
who's the chick he's nailing?
The character the guy made up.

Ah

Friendly Hostile · April 03, 2008, 07:50:59 PM

The HP fandom has spawned so many horrid fanfictions and yaoi. I cringe at thought of what that story consists of beyond that.

Java · April 03, 2008, 07:59:34 PM

First line is the best:

"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!"

XD

LinkXLR · April 03, 2008, 08:02:25 PM

Oh god....I clicked the link....

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NOT TO CLICK THE LINK!?!?!?

*asplode*

Custom · April 03, 2008, 09:59:04 PM

Thanks.
Now I know where to go for a good laugh.

Riosan · April 04, 2008, 03:11:41 AM

JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE

Kilroy · April 04, 2008, 03:22:38 AM

That HAS to be a joke, really.

Silverhawk79 · April 04, 2008, 05:14:08 AM

Read Metroid High School.
It's awful. D: