Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"
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My top favorites:
You are unwise to lower your pants.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants
Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too"
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
Discuss.
Those aren't funny. D:
What's to discuss? You didn't even come up with those.
Puppet.
I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 09, 2008, 11:53:34 PM
I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.
Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.
The Force is
not strong with this one.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 09, 2008, 11:59:08 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 09, 2008, 11:53:34 PM
I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.
Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.
The Force is not strong with this one.
Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet. I do what everyone tells me.
lol. I sense an Teenage angst.
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 10, 2008, 12:05:36 AM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 09, 2008, 11:59:08 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 09, 2008, 11:53:34 PM
I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.
Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.
The Force is not strong with this one.
Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet. I do what everyone tells me.
lol. I sense an Teenage angst.
I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.
Anyway, to get back on topic....
I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 10, 2008, 12:11:04 AM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 10, 2008, 12:05:36 AM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 09, 2008, 11:59:08 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 09, 2008, 11:53:34 PM
I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.
Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.
The Force is not strong with this one.
Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet. I do what everyone tells me.
lol. I sense an Teenage angst.
I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.
Anyway, to get back on topic....
I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.
I am a vagina, like my father before me.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 10, 2008, 12:11:04 AM
I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.
Anyway, to get back on topic....
I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.
Oh yeah? How so? Name a few.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on April 10, 2008, 12:12:58 AM
I am a vagina, like my father before me.
Nice one. xD
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 10, 2008, 12:15:23 AM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on April 10, 2008, 12:11:04 AM
I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.
Anyway, to get back on topic....
I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.
Oh yeah? How so? Name a few.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on April 10, 2008, 12:12:58 AM
I am a vagina, like my father before me.
Nice one. xD
Uh, just replace the word "pants" for "vagina" in those quotes. No need to name a few.
Vagina is such a colorful word.
The vagina is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.
Doesnt work for all.
"Bring them alive, no vagina"
It does work for some.
I used to bullseye vaginas in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
Where did you dig up that old vagina?
You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your vagina. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your vagina.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on April 10, 2008, 12:30:54 AM
I used to bullseye vaginas in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
Where did you dig up that old vagina?
You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your vagina. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your vagina.
I loled :D
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your vagina.
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul vagina...
He is most displeased with your apparent lack of vagina
Chewie and me got into a lot of vaginas more heavily guarded than this.
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
I'm not really seeing much humor either, but to each his own I suppose.
Meh.
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
I'm not talkin bout that Man :)
Green Green
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
I'm not talkin bout that Man :) Green Green
Which ones?
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
I'm not talkin bout that Man :) Green Green
Which ones?
Green Green thats the name
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
I'm not talkin bout that Man :) Green Green
Which ones?
Green Green thats the name
That one is really dirty and funny. I would post some examples but they're young people here.
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Spam on April 10, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on April 10, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on April 10, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: `Munkey` on April 10, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.
"People who have to be dirty to be funny aren't funny." -Groucho Marx
So I guess all the anime I watch aren't funny then :(
No, they're very funny and dirty.(Maburaho.)
I'm not talkin bout that Man :) Green Green
Which ones?
Green Green thats the name
That one is really dirty and funny. I would post some examples but they're young people here.
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