May the pants be with you

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

My top favorites:
You are unwise to lower your pants.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants
Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too"
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

Discuss.

[Matt]

Those aren't funny. D:

[Super]

What's to discuss? You didn't even come up with those.


Puppet.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.

[Super]

I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.

Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.


The Force is not strong with this one.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.

Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.


The Force is not strong with this one.

Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet.  I do what everyone tells me.

lol. I sense an Teenage angst.

[Super]

I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.

Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.


The Force is not strong with this one.

Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet.  I do what everyone tells me.

lol. I sense an Teenage angst.

I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.



Anyway, to get back on topic....

I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.

[Kaz]

I'm my own boss at the momment.
I am no puppet.

Okay, you're right. You're not a puppet. You suck at spelling words, though.


The Force is not strong with this one.

Maybe I do. I'm such a horrible person for not spelling words right 100%
Since, you know. I'm a puppet.  I do what everyone tells me.

lol. I sense an Teenage angst.

I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.



Anyway, to get back on topic....

I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.

I am a vagina, like my father before me.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.



Anyway, to get back on topic....

I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.

Oh yeah? How so? Name a few.

I am a vagina, like my father before me.

Nice one. xD

[Super]

I'm not even going to try to decipher that one.



Anyway, to get back on topic....

I think it's ten times better if you use the word "vagina" instead of "pants" for those Star Wars quotes.

Oh yeah? How so? Name a few.

I am a vagina, like my father before me.

Nice one. xD

Uh, just replace the word "pants" for "vagina" in those quotes. No need to name a few.

Vagina is such a colorful word.

[Kaz]

The vagina is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Doesnt work for all.
"Bring them alive, no vagina"
It does work for some.

[Kaz]

I used to bullseye vaginas in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

Where did you dig up that old vagina?

You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your vagina. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your vagina.

[Miiman56]

I used to bullseye vaginas in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

Where did you dig up that old vagina?

You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your vagina. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your vagina.

I loled :D

[Matt]

I still don't see the humor even with the word vagina.