Last night while inebriated, I was playing Super paper Mario. And I started thinking, which is both dangerous and scary.
Japanese people are perverted, there's no doubting that. I wonder if they would, or have ever though, of making a really perverted Mario game, or if they had ever wanted to add dirty jokes or innuendos into the games?
Mario's a intercourse ing pimp, man. He's got Peach, Pauline, Rosalina, and he saved Daisy once.
What would you guys do if they came out with a Mario party-like orgy game? xD
And we all know that'll NEVER happen, but let your minds dip in the gutter.
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
XD I never noticed those!
I need to start playing that game again.
Personaly i'd buy them and hide them from my parents :-\
Well since you were thinking of Paper Mario, it made me remember that Peach stripped twice in Paper Mario: TTYD
I might buy the orgy game if it ever came to exist (but in 3-D, not Paper o.O)
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 03:49:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
XD I never noticed those!
I need to start playing that game again.
Oh yeah I saw that video, pretty funny xD
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
Wow. Amazing how you can overlook things. :D
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:
Quotedude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.
This guy obviously does not know Rareware. On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?" ::)
Quote from: Lotos on April 18, 2008, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:
Quotedude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.
This guy obviously does not know Rareware. On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?" ::)
Rareware is famous for their humor.
Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:33:48 PM
Quote from: Lotos on April 18, 2008, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:
Quotedude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.
This guy obviously does not know Rareware. On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?" ::)
Rareware is famous for their humor.
Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.
I like the Seamen jokes. :3
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:41:39 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:33:48 PM
Quote from: Lotos on April 18, 2008, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.
Or watch these videos for the highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related)
So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:
Quotedude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.
This guy obviously does not know Rareware. On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?" ::)
Rareware is famous for their humor.
Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.
I like the Seamen jokes. :3
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Kinda depresses me. I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it. The game just gave me this creepy vibe.
But now I want to like. buy it. It looks so intercourse ing cool.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Kinda depresses me. I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it. The game just gave me this creepy vibe.
But now I want to like. buy it. It looks so intercourse ing cool.
Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.
Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Kinda depresses me. I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it. The game just gave me this creepy vibe.
But now I want to like. buy it. It looks so intercourse ing cool.
Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.
Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.
Isn't that one going to be for the Xbox?
It hasn't arrived yet. My fiance bought it for me at the beginning of April, and it
should be here by today.
If not, I'm... probably going to cry. xD
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Kinda depresses me. I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it. The game just gave me this creepy vibe.
But now I want to like. buy it. It looks so intercourse ing cool.
Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.
Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.
Isn't that one going to be for the Xbox?
It hasn't arrived yet. My fiance bought it for me at the beginning of April, and it should be here by today.
If not, I'm... probably going to cry. xD
Yep, sadly.
Also, it's 5 PM on the west coast. If it hasn't come already today, it won't come today.
Be sure to post pics when you get it.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 05:00:02 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 18, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 18, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."
Also, the menu is hilarious.
Kinda depresses me. I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it. The game just gave me this creepy vibe.
But now I want to like. buy it. It looks so intercourse ing cool.
Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.
Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.
Isn't that one going to be for the Xbox?
It hasn't arrived yet. My fiance bought it for me at the beginning of April, and it should be here by today.
If not, I'm... probably going to cry. xD
Yep, sadly.
Also, it's 5 PM on the west coast. If it hasn't come already today, it won't come today.
Be sure to post pics when you get it.
Alright then.
Oh, you know I totally will. xD
I would wait for the sequel, where instead of Mario and all those ninnyes, it would be Mario and Luigi.
Not really.
Especially on the wii.
Oh god... If I wasn't to lazy I'll post the comic VG did.
HJ/BJ mini games.... DT, DP, AP. >.>
Putting on a condom with your mouth mini game... xD
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 19, 2008, 06:56:31 AM
Especially on the wii.
Oh god... If I wasn't to lazy I'll post the comic VG did.
HJ/BJ mini games.... DT, DP, AP. >.>
Putting on a condom with your mouth mini game... xD
XD
Baby, your mind is worse than mine.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 19, 2008, 06:57:32 AM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 19, 2008, 06:56:31 AM
Especially on the wii.
Oh god... If I wasn't to lazy I'll post the comic VG did.
HJ/BJ mini games.... DT, DP, AP. >.>
Putting on a condom with your mouth mini game... xD
XD
Baby, your mind is worse than mine.
You love it too. xD
I'd like that, Mario is pretty funny when it gets kinky, (I watched a lot of Newgrounds)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311261
Quote from: extraz on April 19, 2008, 10:07:47 AM
I'd like that, Mario is pretty funny when it gets kinky, (I watched a lot of Newgrounds)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311261
I loved that.
PS lolz Super Scope Up the A$$
(http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nintendo-ds-pervert.jpg?w=86&h=129)
You called?
Source page. Probably the biggest load of bullpoop ever. (http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/early-christmas-alert-nintendo-ds/)
Quote from: Darklink on April 19, 2008, 11:55:37 AM
(http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nintendo-ds-pervert.jpg?w=86&h=129)
You called?
Source page. Probably the biggest load of bullpoop ever. (http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/early-christmas-alert-nintendo-ds/)
I remember that site XD`
DID I HEAR SOME BANJO-KAZOOIE TALK
WHY WASN'T I INVITED
But yeah, most of the innuendos people have noticed in Rareware's games have been real. They've admitted it in the past and they continue to admit it. And by the way, those of you that are looking forward to Threeie, you might enjoy this snippet of Rareware's most recent Scribes entry on their website...
One of the things that a concerned fan writes in:
Quote
I understand that BK3 is intended to broaden the 360's library of quality "family-friendly" games, but Rare games have a tendency to harbor dark, unholy secrets that are clear only to those who seek them. The previous BK games, for example, may (or may not) have contained certain bits of adult humor, skillfully hidden away in places where children would never find them. (Which is to say, blatantly out in the open.) I will not phrase this as a question, but merely as a statement: your fans expect these secrets. You shouldn't disappoint.
And Rare replies...
QuoteWe won't.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on April 20, 2008, 10:13:35 AM
DID I HEAR SOME BANJO-KAZOOIE TALK
WHY WASN'T I INVITED
But yeah, most of the innuendos people have noticed in Rareware's games have been real. They've admitted it in the past and they continue to admit it. And by the way, those of you that are looking forward to Threeie, you might enjoy this snippet of Rareware's most recent Scribes entry on their website...
One of the things that a concerned fan writes in:
Quote
I understand that BK3 is intended to broaden the 360's library of quality "family-friendly" games, but Rare games have a tendency to harbor dark, unholy secrets that are clear only to those who seek them. The previous BK games, for example, may (or may not) have contained certain bits of adult humor, skillfully hidden away in places where children would never find them. (Which is to say, blatantly out in the open.) I will not phrase this as a question, but merely as a statement: your fans expect these secrets. You shouldn't disappoint.
And Rare replies...
QuoteWe won't.
Yay, now the good humor is confirmed.
I gotta pick up Threeie when it comes out.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on April 20, 2008, 10:13:35 AM
DID I HEAR SOME BANJO-KAZOOIE TALK
WHY WASN'T I INVITED
But yeah, most of the innuendos people have noticed in Rareware's games have been real. They've admitted it in the past and they continue to admit it. And by the way, those of you that are looking forward to Threeie, you might enjoy this snippet of Rareware's most recent Scribes entry on their website...
One of the things that a concerned fan writes in:
Quote
I understand that BK3 is intended to broaden the 360's library of quality "family-friendly" games, but Rare games have a tendency to harbor dark, unholy secrets that are clear only to those who seek them. The previous BK games, for example, may (or may not) have contained certain bits of adult humor, skillfully hidden away in places where children would never find them. (Which is to say, blatantly out in the open.) I will not phrase this as a question, but merely as a statement: your fans expect these secrets. You shouldn't disappoint.
And Rare replies...
QuoteWe won't.
Due to that, I am glad my sis's ex will let me borrow his 360 any time!
When's that game gonna come out anyway?