Mine was in elementary school, don't remember what year though. I had to go on the TV and give the morning announcements...
Well... I looked into the camera...and just froze there. Then the principal kept whispering "Talk. Talk!"
:(
...worst? The whole things a load of crap and gay people.
I don't want to think of any.
I fell asleep on a friend on the way back from a school trip on the bus (out of state to Boston). D:
That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant.
It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class. So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.
THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby. Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse out of her with it!
But sadly I didn't.
Got Kickball'd in the balls.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 30, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant.
It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class. So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.
THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby. Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse out of her with it!
But sadly I didn't.
Wait, she was going to sue you if you didn't tell her you were having a baby?
You totally should have, that would have been hilarious.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 30, 2008, 05:07:15 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 30, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant.
It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class. So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.
THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby. Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse out of her with it!
But sadly I didn't.
Wait, she was going to sue you if you didn't tell her you were having a baby?
You totally should have, that would have been hilarious.
She was going to take me to court to make sure that she'd be able to see the baby. Because if I really was pregnant, I'd want her to stay the intercourse away from my kid. She was a horrible woman.
Yeah, but she moved to Texas. o I can't really seek revenge. >:
I was framed for a bomb threat in 8th grade. Seems as though someone guessed my school email password and sent a bomb threat to my principal. Then the tech department went all 1337 haxxorz on the network and found the person who did it. Big waste of 3 hours in the office though :(
Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:35:13 PM
I was framed for a bomb threat in 8th grade. Seems as though someone guessed my school email password and sent a bomb threat to my principal. Then the tech department went all 1337 haxxorz on the network and found the person who did it. Big waste of 3 hours in the office though :(
Sounds like a blast.
My worst would be the day that I got glasses. Everyone called me a nerd. I was only like 7 so I was like "MOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH".
Yeah, everyone really leaves me alone except my small group of friends. Doesn't bother me.
Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
o wait high school
...
screw it, 8th grade is close enough
Where does it say high school =/
Quote from: Byte on May 30, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
o wait high school
...
screw it, 8th grade is close enough
Where does it say high school =/
it...I...D:
nvm ;_;
Almost poopting my pants in elementary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go take a crap untill class was out. So I just walked out while she was yelling at me and got sent to the office later that day :'(
MY friends saw me staring at a hot girl doing the Maquerana (Or however the hell you spell that). They still hold that on me ;-;.
Chances are that isn't the worst, but whatever.
Got nailed in the face with a basket ball. the inside of my mouth was bleeding because the inside skin got scraped along my teeth.
Got smacked in the *****by a volleyball.
Nine girls had a crush on me.
Had a trash can tipped on me once.
No I was not a jerk. One bright side: I'm A fast Healer.
My school went on a field trip and me and some guys accidentally broke a table at McDonald's. ;D
I went out with a fat chick for a day.....I never really said yes either....
Quote from: Spam on May 30, 2008, 07:12:13 PM
My school went on a field trip and me and some guys accidentally broke a table at McDonald's. ;D
I loled
An shorter list would be my "good" school experiences X_X;;
School (other than the basic education...all this complicated poop I'll never use is worthless) was a big waste of my time for my life
Im having a relatively good school year.
My friends various attempts last year to tell who I liked that I liked him is the main thing >_>
Just this year, a bunch of people started spreading poop about a good friend. Pissed me of.
I got hit in the face with a basketball one day.
Next day i got hit in the face with a Football.
yay......