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Worst school expereience?

Started by Doodle, May 30, 2008, 04:11:32 PM

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Doodle

Mine was in elementary school, don't remember what year though. I had to go on the TV and give the morning announcements...
Well... I looked into the camera...and just froze there. Then the principal kept whispering "Talk. Talk!"

:(
YEAH

LinkXLR

...worst? The whole things a load of crap and gay people.

That's me. :D ^


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I fell asleep on a friend on the way back from a school trip on the bus (out of state to Boston).  D:

Redpaige13

That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant. 

It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class.  So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.

THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby.  Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse  out of her with it! 

But sadly I didn't. 

FORNICATION BABY!

JrDude

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Tupin

Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 30, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant. 

It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class.  So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.

THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby.  Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse  out of her with it! 

But sadly I didn't. 
Wait, she was going to sue you if you didn't tell her you were having a baby?

You totally should have, that would have been hilarious.


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Redpaige13

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 30, 2008, 05:07:15 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 30, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
That'd have to be the day I went to school after 4 days of ditching, wearing my EX's clothes (Because none of mine were clean), and having all my teachers thinking that I was pregnant. 

It got worse when my EXs mom, who was a math teacher at the school, came into my class and asked me "Boy or girl?" in front of my entire class.  So thanks to that motherintercourse ing vagina, everyone thought I was pregnant.

THEN she hauled my ass out into the hallway and threatened to take me to court to see the baby.  Considering the fact that I was on my intercourse ing period that day, I should of stuck my pant into my pants, pulled out my tampon, and intercourse ing BITCH SLAP the intercourse  out of her with it! 

But sadly I didn't. 
Wait, she was going to sue you if you didn't tell her you were having a baby?

You totally should have, that would have been hilarious.
She was going to take me to court to make sure that she'd be able to see the baby.  Because if I really was pregnant, I'd want her to stay the intercourse  away from my kid.  She was a horrible woman.

Yeah, but she moved to Texas.  o I can't really seek revenge. >:

FORNICATION BABY!

Zovistograt

I was framed for a bomb threat in 8th grade.  Seems as though someone guessed my school email password and sent a bomb threat to my principal.  Then the tech department went all 1337 haxxorz on the network and found the person who did it.  Big waste of 3 hours in the office though :(
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Kilroy

Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:35:13 PM
I was framed for a bomb threat in 8th grade.  Seems as though someone guessed my school email password and sent a bomb threat to my principal.  Then the tech department went all 1337 haxxorz on the network and found the person who did it.  Big waste of 3 hours in the office though :(
Sounds like a blast.

My worst would be the day that I got glasses. Everyone called me a nerd. I was only like 7 so I was like "MOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH".

Yeah, everyone really leaves me alone except my small group of friends. Doesn't bother me.
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Kilroy

Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
o wait high school


...

screw it, 8th grade is close enough
Where does it say high school =/
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Zovistograt

Quote from: Byte on May 30, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
o wait high school


...

screw it, 8th grade is close enough
Where does it say high school =/
it...I...D:

nvm ;_;
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Kilroy

Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: Byte on May 30, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on May 30, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
o wait high school


...

screw it, 8th grade is close enough
Where does it say high school =/
it...I...D:

nvm ;_;
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ThePowerOfOne

Almost poopting my pants in elementary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go take a crap untill class was out. So I just walked out while she was yelling at me and got sent to the office later that day :'(

BOSSNIG

MY friends saw me staring at a hot girl doing the Maquerana (Or however the hell you spell that). They still hold that on me ;-;.
Chances are that isn't the worst, but whatever.
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Got nailed in the face with a basket ball. the inside of my mouth was bleeding because the inside skin got scraped along my teeth.

Got smacked in the *****by a volleyball.

Nine girls had a crush on me.

Had a trash can tipped on me once.

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