I'm going to a sweet 16 in a few hours. I'm horrible at writing anything.
Can you guys come up with something nice/clever to put on the card?
What do you guys usually write on birthday cards?
Birthdays are gay you celebrate being one year closer to dying.
I dont give cards out normaly I give people cheap presents to get my parents off my back. :-\
Quote from: Miiman56 on May 31, 2008, 12:21:54 PM
Birthdays are gay you celebrate being one year closer to dying.
I dont give cards out normaly I give people cheap presents to get my parents off my back. :-\
This is what you don't do. Go out and buy a card that already says something and just sign it/
Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.
Get a card and put cash in it. Cash speaks louder than words.
Is it someone you know?
Well, put some money in the card, get a card that has pre-written stuff on it and sign it. Easy.
Quote from: LinkXLR on May 31, 2008, 12:39:11 PM
Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.
Do this.
In all seriousness, write something funny and sincere.
MONEY!
just say that there is nothing sweet about being 16 wait until 21
Happy Birthday (insert name here)!
I hope you had a great birthday and may all your wishes come true.
Your Friend,
(insert your name here)
Short and sweet. :)
I always put "Happy flower day" on cards. Cause it makes no sense.
put " When can I drive your car?"
Depends if it's a guy or a girl's party:
For a girl: Happy Sweet 16! Want me to park my dick in front or our back?
For a guy: Happy Sweet 16! As a gift, I'm giving you a fake ID so you can get into strip clubs.
And in reality: Happy B-day! Yay you.
Quote from: LinkXLR on May 31, 2008, 12:39:11 PM
Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.
Quote from: Rayquarian on May 31, 2008, 12:50:59 PM
Get a card and put cash in it. Cash speaks louder than words.
Was this planned?
Happy birthday you son of a ninny, have a good one :)
In a huge 5 foot tall card. They are only about $10.