What should I write.

[Water ☮]

I'm going to a sweet 16 in a few hours. I'm horrible at writing anything.
Can you guys come up with something nice/clever to put on the card?

What do you guys usually write on birthday cards?

[Miiman56]

Birthdays are gay you celebrate being one year closer to dying.

I dont give cards out normaly I give people cheap presents to get my parents off my back. :-\

[BOSSNIG]

Birthdays are gay you celebrate being one year closer to dying.

I dont give cards out normaly I give people cheap presents to get my parents off my back. :-\

This is what you don't do. Go out and buy a card that already says something and just sign it/

[LinkXLR]

Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.

[Rayquarian]

Get a card and put cash in it.  Cash speaks louder than words.

[SkyMyl]

Is it someone you know?

Well, put some money in the card, get a card that has pre-written stuff on it and sign it. Easy.

[Rayquarian]

Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.

Do this.

[Rayquarian]

In all seriousness, write something funny and sincere.

[Doodle]

MONEY!

[extraz]

just say that there is nothing sweet about being 16 wait until 21

[Java]

Happy Birthday (insert name here)!

I hope you had a great birthday and may all your wishes come true.

Your Friend,
(insert your name here)

Short and sweet. :)

[Hero_Of_Time1]

I always put "Happy flower day" on cards. Cause it makes no sense.

[jnfs2014]

put " When can I drive your car?"

[Phantom123]

Depends if it's a guy or a girl's party:

For a girl: Happy Sweet 16! Want me to park my dick in front or our back?
For a guy: Happy Sweet 16! As a gift, I'm giving you a fake ID so you can get into strip clubs.

And in reality: Happy B-day! Yay you.

[L10]

Get a card and put money in it. Money speaks louder than words.

Get a card and put cash in it.  Cash speaks louder than words.

Was this planned?