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Title: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 07, 2008, 05:51:04 PM
Mine would be from ocarina of Time.

I was going to the kid in the graveyard to sell the kid the spooky mast (a redead shaped mask made of wood) and on my way I talked to the head carpender (the bald fat guy by the tree) and he told me this:

"Thats some nice wood you got there kid"

0.o

Whats yours? :P
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 07, 2008, 06:00:01 PM
FFVIII-

Zell: "Cid's wife is the sorceress. Cid made SeeD. SeeD fights the sorceress. He wants us to kill his wife!?"
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: SkyMyl on July 07, 2008, 06:00:28 PM
"Here I come!"

D:
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Nayrman on July 07, 2008, 06:03:05 PM
"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 07, 2008, 06:13:58 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on July 07, 2008, 06:03:05 PM
"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D
Dude I forgot about that game! I gotta download it on the XBL Marketplace so I can play it again!
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Kilroy on July 07, 2008, 06:17:03 PM
"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 07, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Byte on July 07, 2008, 06:17:03 PM
"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.
I don't get the last one.

" I'm too little, so I don't know hot to battle very good. The nice Day Care lady is raising my Pokemon for me."
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: ChaosEmeralds7 on July 07, 2008, 06:52:12 PM
"Aww, it's so cute! I just want to eat it!"

I talked to the Treasure Chest shop lady in Majora's mask while wearing the Bunny Hood, and I got that! XD

Also, anything Zelos says in ToS
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Nayrman on July 07, 2008, 06:59:47 PM
"You're a fat meanie" - Raz
"well, at least I'm GOOD at it" - fat critic

Another Psychonauts.....so many memorable quotes. Especially ANYTHING Boyd (the milkman/guard) says.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Mystic on July 07, 2008, 07:14:22 PM
Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on July 07, 2008, 06:52:12 PM
Also, anything Zelos says in ToS
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Kilroy on July 07, 2008, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on July 07, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Byte on July 07, 2008, 06:17:03 PM
"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.
I don't get the last one.

" I'm too little, so I don't know hot to battle very good. The nice Day Care lady is raising my Pokemon for me."
She's a 5 year old watching the Pokemon in the day care center.

Only she knows what happens when Pokemon breed.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 07, 2008, 07:40:04 PM
"Come on, the worst that could happen is we all die!" - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

"...*Boom*" - Tabuu - SSBB (Epic)

"Hi! I'm Daisy!" - Daisy - Mario series.

"You're weak!" - Luke
"You're a hack!" - Guy
"You're whack." - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

And I think there's more.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Jono2 on July 07, 2008, 10:27:31 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on July 07, 2008, 06:59:47 PM
"You're a fat meanie" - Raz
"well, at least I'm GOOD at it" - fat critic

Another Psychonauts.....so many memorable quotes. Especially ANYTHING Boyd (the milkman/guard) says.


I didn't get that far in the game... the furthest I got was inside the belly of the giant fish, to the boss of that area (i believe... the game kept crashing there).
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Kaso on July 07, 2008, 10:35:58 PM
"*little boy screams like he's getting raped*" - Abel, Xenosaga 3
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Genius on July 08, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on July 07, 2008, 06:03:05 PM
"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D

Psychonauts has some awesome quotes.  Most of the lines from that game have some kind of value to them.  I need to play that again sometime.

Quote from: wiiboychris on July 07, 2008, 07:40:04 PM
"Come on, the worst that could happen is we all die!" - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

"You're weak!" - Luke
"You're a hack!" - Guy
"You're whack." - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

This thread needs more TotA quotes. 

Quote from: Kaso on July 07, 2008, 10:35:58 PM
"*little boy screams like he's getting raped*" - Abel, Xenosaga 3

I was a tiny bit disturbed by that playing the game, too.  When he uses Infinitium, right?  First time was bad enough, then you had to hear it baout 50 more times before the battle was over.

Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Redpaige13 on July 08, 2008, 03:06:25 AM
"Show me the money, big boy!"

Though I might of gotten that quote wrong, it's been a while since I've played Tooie.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Jono2 on July 08, 2008, 10:45:40 AM
THE CART IS NEARING THE CHECKPOINT!!!!

yeah, the old one

where the woman sounds like she's about to have an orgasm.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Tupin on July 08, 2008, 10:51:23 AM
Two quotes from Banjo-Kazooie stood out for me:

"Five doubloons gives you three tankards of seamen's brew."

"Can you fill up the pool soon? I feel a third leg coming on..."

I'll post more if I remember them.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: TheDarkChief on July 08, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
Quotes from Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie.
Gah, I can't remember the quotes, but I know they had some adult jokes in there.
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 08, 2008, 10:55:30 AM
I liked
"Ike, father of Sothe's children"
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Lotos on July 08, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z170/NS_lotos/balls.jpg)
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Syncopathic on July 08, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
Emperor Peony- "come back in six years and I'll date you"
Peony- "Shut up, don't beg, I'll puke"
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Water ☮ on July 08, 2008, 03:04:35 PM
Toad- "If she finds out she'll chew me out!"
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Linkman on July 08, 2008, 03:08:28 PM
Almost everything in Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie such as..

"So I see you got yourself a sack!"
"How's your nuts?"
"Grab my Twinklies"

Aaah... Good times.  :)
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 08, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
Quote from: Lotos on July 08, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z170/NS_lotos/balls.jpg)
...I remember that from that game too >_>;

Fuscia City Gym?
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on July 08, 2008, 03:10:10 PM
A bunch of Banjo Kazooie ones...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw
Title: Re: Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 08, 2008, 03:19:49 PM
Thousand year door- " you got a strange sack!"
Banjo tooie- Grab my twinkies!

I burst out laughing when I heard the second one.