Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?

[thunderhero4]

Mine would be from ocarina of Time.

I was going to the kid in the graveyard to sell the kid the spooky mast (a redead shaped mask made of wood) and on my way I talked to the head carpender (the bald fat guy by the tree) and he told me this:

"Thats some nice wood you got there kid"

0.o

Whats yours? :P

[jnfs2014]

FFVIII-

Zell: "Cid's wife is the sorceress. Cid made SeeD. SeeD fights the sorceress. He wants us to kill his wife!?"

[SkyMyl]

"Here I come!"

D:

[Nayrman]

"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D

[thunderhero4]

"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D

Dude I forgot about that game! I gotta download it on the XBL Marketplace so I can play it again!

[Kilroy]

"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.

[jnfs2014]

"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.

I don't get the last one.

" I'm too little, so I don't know hot to battle very good. The nice Day Care lady is raising my Pokemon for me."

[ChaosEmeralds7]

"Aww, it's so cute! I just want to eat it!"

I talked to the Treasure Chest shop lady in Majora's mask while wearing the Bunny Hood, and I got that! XD

Also, anything Zelos says in ToS

[Nayrman]

"You're a fat meanie" - Raz
"well, at least I'm GOOD at it" - fat critic

Another Psychonauts.....so many memorable quotes. Especially ANYTHING Boyd (the milkman/guard) says.

[Mystic]

Also, anything Zelos says in ToS

[Kilroy]

"What, an attack from Behind?" ~ Star Ocean
Which doesn't sound odd by itself, but normally someone else in the party will say
"Wow, a real fight!"
Right afterwards >_>

And not heard, but the little girl watching the Pokemon Breeding place in Diamond and Pearl.

I don't get the last one.

" I'm too little, so I don't know hot to battle very good. The nice Day Care lady is raising my Pokemon for me."

She's a 5 year old watching the Pokemon in the day care center.

Only she knows what happens when Pokemon breed.

[DededeCloneChris]

"Come on, the worst that could happen is we all die!" - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

"...*Boom*" - Tabuu - SSBB (Epic)

"Hi! I'm Daisy!" - Daisy - Mario series.

"You're weak!" - Luke
"You're a hack!" - Guy
"You're whack." - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

And I think there's more.

[Jono2]

"You're a fat meanie" - Raz
"well, at least I'm GOOD at it" - fat critic

Another Psychonauts.....so many memorable quotes. Especially ANYTHING Boyd (the milkman/guard) says.

I didn't get that far in the game... the furthest I got was inside the belly of the giant fish, to the boss of that area (i believe... the game kept crashing there).

[Kaso]

"*little boy screams like he's getting raped*" - Abel, Xenosaga 3

[Genius]

"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
"This won't hurt a bit...until you're brains come flying out!"
"Our beloved Navy is sending in what they're best known for...AIRPLANES!"
"Wait...when did the circus become meat?"
ALL from Psychonauts! :D

Psychonauts has some awesome quotes.  Most of the lines from that game have some kind of value to them.  I need to play that again sometime.

"Come on, the worst that could happen is we all die!" - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

"You're weak!" - Luke
"You're a hack!" - Guy
"You're whack." - Jade - Tales of the Abyss.

This thread needs more TotA quotes. 

"*little boy screams like he's getting raped*" - Abel, Xenosaga 3

I was a tiny bit disturbed by that playing the game, too.  When he uses Infinitium, right?  First time was bad enough, then you had to hear it baout 50 more times before the battle was over.