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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 12:14:00 AM

Title: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 12:14:00 AM
Bear with me cause this is a lot, Today me and my two friends where hanning outside my house. One of my friends went inside the house to pee or something so it was just me and my other friend outside. He pointed out there this big bee looking thing building a nest infront of my driveway. I said Oh well my dads going to have to do something about that and then it like got near us and I ran. My friend who was inside the house left his bike outside on my driveway so when I ran I tripped and face planted into the hard concreat street. When I got up my friend was all like LMAO ROFL YOU FACE PLANTED OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The pain was so bad I tough I broke my face but I was alright and then after I cleaned the blood off my face I saw that I scared myself the letters O N E on the side of my face when I fell. The letters are in Order or O N E and spell the word ONE. Now I don't believe in stuff like it must be sign or stuff like that but what are the odds of my scare actually spelling something D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: The Riddler on August 08, 2008, 12:28:56 AM
You're the chosen one. The world is about to end, and you have to go kill the evil sorcerer before he intercourse s your mom.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: on August 08, 2008, 12:33:51 AM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on August 08, 2008, 12:28:56 AM
You're the chosen one. The world is about to end, and you have to go kill the evil sorcerer before he intercourse s your mom.
Some of this seems plausible.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Super on August 08, 2008, 12:35:25 AM
Phatyo can't spell or read.


False.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Mystic on August 08, 2008, 12:41:06 AM
My eyes.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Syncopathic on August 08, 2008, 12:43:04 AM
God dangit Phatyo.
Learn to intercourse ing spell.
If you do, you probably won't sound as retarded.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Linkman on August 08, 2008, 12:45:57 AM
Pics or it didn't happen...

also..

Quote from: Sync on August 08, 2008, 12:43:04 AM
God dangit Phatyo.
Learn to intercourse ing spell.
If you do, you probably won't sound as retarded.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on August 08, 2008, 02:04:55 AM
"ONE", as in, you are the only ONE that this could or would happen to. >_>

But no, seriously, no pics? =/
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Mystic on August 08, 2008, 02:25:38 AM
How can WTF be odds?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Zovistograt on August 08, 2008, 05:05:23 AM
Maybe the next time you do that, you'll get "T W O"

Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 12:14:00 AM
When I got up my friend was all like LMAO ROFL YOU FACE PLANTED OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
nice friend you've got thar
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: JMV on August 08, 2008, 05:13:08 AM
Why are you still posting?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Matt on August 08, 2008, 05:43:16 AM
Well, what are the odds that you will be able to come up with a correct sentence?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: CoolSlyZero on August 08, 2008, 06:57:40 AM
Fake... No pictures anyways but it will never happen... you fail at this topic.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: sonicdude164 on August 08, 2008, 07:51:37 AM
Quote from: `Matt` on August 08, 2008, 05:43:16 AM
Well, what are the odds that you will be able to come up with a correct sentence?
I think that odds are a little worse than WTF
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 07:55:52 AM
Its hard when you got 4 languages running in your head at one time.
And Heres a picture the A for some reason isnt showing up as well in the Camera but w.e
[spoiler](http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/phatyo2/IMG_0060.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: The Riddler on August 08, 2008, 08:02:06 AM
I see Uno. which is still One, but spanish.

...

Like I said, go slay the evil sorcerer before he intercourse s your mom or the world is over.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Lohn Jocke on August 08, 2008, 08:28:58 AM
To me, it says "ONI" When you rotate it...

Oh, and If anyone can't see It, I flipped it, and put the letters in a nice Lime green.

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j95/imadingnut/ONI.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Ares300 on August 08, 2008, 10:41:19 AM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on August 08, 2008, 12:28:56 AM
You're the chosen one. The world is about to end, and you have to go kill the evil sorcerer before he f***s your mom.

Now what are the odds of THAT? :O
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Cardinal on August 08, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
I think it means that your grammar skills are the equivalent of someone in grade one.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Lotos on August 08, 2008, 02:15:14 PM
The chosen one!
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: sonicdude164 on August 08, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
Why did you take a picture of yourself in a grocery store?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 08, 2008, 02:34:23 PM
Metallica wants to play on your face.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Rayquarian on August 08, 2008, 02:44:50 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 08, 2008, 02:34:23 PM
Metallica wants to play on your face.
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Linkman on August 08, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 07:55:52 AM
Its hard when you got 4 languages running in your head at one time.
And Heres a picture the A for some reason isnt showing up as well in the Camera but w.e
[spoiler](http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/phatyo2/IMG_0060.jpg)[/spoiler]

Holy poop.


59 Cents for Glad Flexible Straws!
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: on August 08, 2008, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on August 08, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 07:55:52 AM
Its hard when you got 4 languages running in your head at one time.
And Heres a picture the A for some reason isnt showing up as well in the Camera but w.e
[spoiler](http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/phatyo2/IMG_0060.jpg)[/spoiler]

Holy poop.


59 Cents for Glad Flexible Straws!
It looks like there's about 40 of them too.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Matt on August 08, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on August 08, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 07:55:52 AM
Its hard when you got 4 languages running in your head at one time.
And Heres a picture the A for some reason isnt showing up as well in the Camera but w.e
[spoiler](http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/phatyo2/IMG_0060.jpg)[/spoiler]

Holy poop.


59 Cents for Glad Flexible Straws!

Idiot.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Macawmoses on August 08, 2008, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Cardinal on August 08, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
I think it means that your grammar skills are the equivalent of someone in grade one.
That's an insult to elementary students everywhere.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:14:32 PM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on August 08, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
Why did you take a picture of yourself in a grocery store?
Cause lol we went to get coke x]
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 08, 2008, 09:21:57 PM
I see "Uno", but that still means "One".
You are clearly going to be haunted by a Mexican ghost.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Java on August 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
I've never heard of "hanning".

What is this activity?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
I've never heard of "hanning".

What is this activity?
You can't be serious >_<
Don't be a smart ass now. You and friends don't "hang out" do you?
Its like chilling hanning. It might not be a real world but we use it.

Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Java on August 08, 2008, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
I've never heard of "hanning".

What is this activity?
You can't be serious >_<
Don't be a smart ass now. You and friends don't "hang out" do you?
Its like chilling hanning. It might not be a real world but we use it.

I've never heard that term before...
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:39:32 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 08, 2008, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
I've never heard of "hanning".

What is this activity?
You can't be serious >_<
Don't be a smart ass now. You and friends don't "hang out" do you?
Its like chilling hanning. It might not be a real world but we use it.

I've never heard that term before...
Lol Ok then I take that back but its like used everywhere =/
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 08, 2008, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 08, 2008, 05:05:23 AM
Maybe the next time you do that, you'll get "T W O"

Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 12:14:00 AM
When I got up my friend was all like LMAO ROFL YOU FACE PLANTED OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
nice friend you've got thar
He has a built-in faceplant counter. :O
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Cardinal on August 09, 2008, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:39:32 PM
Lol Ok then I take that back but its like used everywhere =/

I live in one of the blackest, most ghetto cities in KY.
I've never heard that,

YOU NEEDA QUIT MERKIN MAYN FO I PULL OUT DESE HANDS
YOU DONT WANT IT
FLIPTOWN WBOB GUTTA UTTA
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal on August 09, 2008, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 08, 2008, 09:39:32 PM
Lol Ok then I take that back but its like used everywhere =/

I live in one of the blackest, most ghetto cities in KY.
I've never heard that,

YOU NEEDA QUIT MERKIN MAYN FO I PULL OUT DESE HANDS
YOU DONT WANT IT
FLIPTOWN WBOB GUTTA UTTA
But if you where to use it would work.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Cardinal on August 10, 2008, 09:41:07 AM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
But if you where to use it would work.

Yes, good question.
Where to use it?
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:47:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal on August 10, 2008, 09:41:07 AM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
But if you where to use it would work.

Yes, good question.
Where to use it?
Around your goones.
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Silly_Penguin on August 10, 2008, 12:15:35 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:47:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal on August 10, 2008, 09:41:07 AM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
But if you where to use it would work.

Yes, good question.
Where to use it?
Around your goones.
wasn't that a movie?...

interesting (and odd...) erm, get well soon.. since that sounded painful...
Title: Re: Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!
Post by: Java on August 10, 2008, 09:32:26 PM
Quote from: Silly_Penguin on August 10, 2008, 12:15:35 PM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:47:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal on August 10, 2008, 09:41:07 AM
Quote from: phatyo on August 10, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
But if you where to use it would work.

Yes, good question.
Where to use it?
Around your goones.
wasn't that a movie?...

interesting (and odd...) erm, get well soon.. since that sounded painful...
I believe you're thinking of The Goonies.