Ok the odds of this happening are like WTF!

[phatyo]

Bear with me cause this is a lot, Today me and my two friends where hanning outside my house. One of my friends went inside the house to pee or something so it was just me and my other friend outside. He pointed out there this big bee looking thing building a nest infront of my driveway. I said Oh well my dads going to have to do something about that and then it like got near us and I ran. My friend who was inside the house left his bike outside on my driveway so when I ran I tripped and face planted into the hard concreat street. When I got up my friend was all like LMAO ROFL YOU FACE PLANTED OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The pain was so bad I tough I broke my face but I was alright and then after I cleaned the blood off my face I saw that I scared myself the letters O N E on the side of my face when I fell. The letters are in Order or O N E and spell the word ONE. Now I don't believe in stuff like it must be sign or stuff like that but what are the odds of my scare actually spelling something D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Riddler]

You're the chosen one. The world is about to end, and you have to go kill the evil sorcerer before he intercourse s your mom.

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You're the chosen one. The world is about to end, and you have to go kill the evil sorcerer before he intercourse s your mom.

Some of this seems plausible.

[Super]

Phatyo can't spell or read.


False.

[Mystic]

My eyes.

[Syncopathic]

God dangit Phatyo.
Learn to intercourse ing spell.
If you do, you probably won't sound as retarded.

[Linkman]

Pics or it didn't happen...

also..

God dangit Phatyo.
Learn to intercourse ing spell.
If you do, you probably won't sound as retarded.

[THEEVILSPERKY]

"ONE", as in, you are the only ONE that this could or would happen to. >_>

But no, seriously, no pics? =/

[Mystic]

How can WTF be odds?

[Zovistograt]

Maybe the next time you do that, you'll get "T W O"

When I got up my friend was all like LMAO ROFL YOU FACE PLANTED OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

nice friend you've got thar

[JMV]

Why are you still posting?

[Matt]

Well, what are the odds that you will be able to come up with a correct sentence?

[CoolSlyZero]

Fake... No pictures anyways but it will never happen... you fail at this topic.

[sonicdude164]

Well, what are the odds that you will be able to come up with a correct sentence?

I think that odds are a little worse than WTF

[phatyo]

Its hard when you got 4 languages running in your head at one time.
And Heres a picture the A for some reason isnt showing up as well in the Camera but w.e
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