Should I play soccer or football?
Play the one that's fun. Oh wait.. I just canceled them both out.
It depends which one you like...and if you're big enough to play football.
If you're really skinny like me, you'd probably get destroyed. :P
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.
Quote from: JrDude on August 19, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.
Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet
The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:31:01 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 19, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.
Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet
The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.
So you'd jump on a man for a helmet?
Quote from: JrDude on August 19, 2008, 06:32:27 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:31:01 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 19, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.
Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet
The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.
So you'd jump on a man for a helmet?
If it was Gold and Black yes. :3
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on August 19, 2008, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.
Glad I can help, no applause please.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on August 19, 2008, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.
Glad I can help, no applause please.
Sorry, no one planned to give you one.
Soccer
Soccer! Makes you more beastly! XD
- Constant play time (No stopping after a "play")
- Think on your feet (No time to "plan" like in football)
- You get away with more violent things (Believe me >=3)
- You can step out of bounds (without the ball of course)
- You hardly even use your darn feet in FOOTball unlike in futbul
- Us soccer players don't need all that intercourse in' padding and poop. We can take a ball to the gut or face, break a wrist, sprain an ankle, get tackled by the biggest person on Defense, and STILL play because we're that darn tough.
- Us females love us some soccer playas. x3
lol soccer
Football is win.
Soccer-Good kicking skills. No pads. For lighter people.
Football-Good running and passing skills. Pads. For muscular and fast people.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on August 19, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
Soccer-Good kicking skills. No pads. For lighter people.
Football-Good running and passing skills. Pads. For muscular and fast people.
I hate when dumbasses just assume it's all "kicking"... =|
More running in soccer hence better endurance and faster runners. Besides, all types of people play. There's small people who will whizz right by you, and bigger people who will knock a ninny DOWN.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 19, 2008, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on August 19, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
Soccer-Good kicking skills. No pads. For lighter people.
Football-Good running for your life and passing skills. Pads. For muscular and fast people.
More running in soccer hence better endurance and faster runners.
Football.
Soccer ftl
I don't like soccer.
Soccer is awesome if you like running and team play, and not a lot of scoring. If you're fast/agile and you really want to just run around a lot and enjoy strategies with a ball that's always in play with little down time, play this. The ball is always moving and people are free to roam anywhere on the field, pretty much, to plan your way to success.
Football is great if you like planned plays, tackling, hands-on sports with passing and handling the ball with your hands. All of the focus is always on the ball and there are very strict rules. If you can keep your position and perform your job correctly, and everyone on the team works together in their own way, you can be successful. Football can be great for people of all kinds - fast folks can play wide receiver, strong guys can play linebackers or tackles, and some faster, stronger guys with good agility can even be running backs. Even the larger guys can find their ways in to the offensive/defensive lines or center.
Your call, buddy.
Quote from: King_Gamer28 on August 20, 2008, 11:05:17 AM
Soccer is awesome if you like running and team play, and not a lot of scoring. If you're fast/agile and you really want to just run around a lot and enjoy strategies with a ball that's always in play with little down time, play this. The ball is always moving and people are free to roam anywhere on the field, pretty much, to plan your way to success.
Football is great if you like planned plays, tackling, hands-on sports with passing and handling the ball with your hands. All of the focus is always on the ball and there are very strict rules. If you can keep your position and perform your job correctly, and everyone on the team works together in their own way, you can be successful. Football can be great for people of all kinds - fast folks can play wide receiver, strong guys can play linebackers or tackles, and some faster, stronger guys with good agility can even be running backs. Even the larger guys can find their ways in to the offensive/defensive lines or center.
Your call, buddy.
This, and I feel this is going to become a flame war soon. >.>
I'd have to pick soccer.
It's faster for me, so I like it. Plus, it's mah second favorite sport. :x
I don't HATE football, I just don't like to play it.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 19, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay
Easy choice.
Remember that discussion we had about us sparring in real life?
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It's coming.
Football>Soccer
But....I like soccer and I'm not gay. >:l
Quote from: CommanderFlint on August 20, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
Football>Soccer
But....I like soccer and I'm not gay. >:l
Its because your a girl Flint, remember?
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 20, 2008, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: CommanderFlint on August 20, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
Football>Soccer
But....I like soccer and I'm not gay. >:l
Its because your a girl Flint, remember?
No...I'm a guy darnit. Damn it Yoshi..., if it werent for that thread...Dx
And plus why would I have posted that pic of Kirby(and peach, mario, and zelda) a while back. xP
Quote from: CommanderFlint on August 20, 2008, 02:39:54 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 20, 2008, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: CommanderFlint on August 20, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
Football>Soccer
But....I like soccer and I'm not gay. >:l
Its because your a girl Flint, remember?
No...I'm a guy darnit. dang it Yoshi..., if it werent for that thread...Dx
And plus why would I have posted that pic of Kirby(and peach, mario, and zelda) a while back. xP
Its an unsolved mystery!
Really though, soccer isn't all bad.
After all... Football stole its name from it, it must be okay. :D
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
People actually take urbandictionary seriously?
I enjoy playing soccer (but I'm not fast :-X), and I enjoy watching American Football.
Anyway, pick the one you like more.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Why do you keep on saying Futbul?
Quote from: Java_Java on August 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM
I enjoy playing soccer (but I'm not fast :-X), and I enjoy watching American Football.
Anyway, pick the one you like more.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Why do you keep on saying Futbul?
Yeah, we aren't Europe. :P
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on August 21, 2008, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM
I enjoy playing soccer (but I'm not fast :-X), and I enjoy watching American Football.
Anyway, pick the one you like more.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Why do you keep on saying Futbul?
Yeah, we aren't Europe. :P
That, and soccer/football is "f?tbol" in Spanish, and it's "futebol" in Portuguese; I don't think it's "futbul" in any language.
Quote from: King_Gamer28 on August 21, 2008, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on August 21, 2008, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM
I enjoy playing soccer (but I'm not fast :-X), and I enjoy watching American Football.
Anyway, pick the one you like more.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Why do you keep on saying Futbul?
Yeah, we aren't Europe. :P
That, and soccer/football is "f?tbol" in Spanish, and it's "futebol" in Portuguese; I don't think it's "futbul" in any language.
That's why I asked.
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on August 21, 2008, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on August 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM
I enjoy playing soccer (but I'm not fast :-X), and I enjoy watching American Football.
Anyway, pick the one you like more.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 20, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
Futbul/"soccer": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer
American "Football": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Football
'Nuff Said. ;)
Why do you keep on saying Futbul?
Yeah, we aren't Europe. :P
You do understand what the internet is right?
1. Because I wanna say that instead of soccer darnit! ... Okay so I just forgot how to spell it in Spanish
2. I dunno how to get the accented u, and I didn't feel like looking it up in the character map
3. ... (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/Keigoe/RP%20Stuff/JasSaysFU.png)
Quote from: Sh0rTi on August 21, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
1. Because I wanna say that instead of soccer dangit! ... Okay so I just forgot how to spell it in Spanish
2. I dunno how to get the accented u, and I didn't feel like looking it up in the character map
3. ...
Futbol.