Well as my first freshmen English 1 assignment we are studying literary terms and one of the is paradox.
I think there kind of funny and they make people think,sooooooo post some that you know.
NOTE!:All robots should cover there ears.
:robottongue: well I warned you...
Here's one: This sentence is a lie.
You go back in time to kill your grandfather so that you will not be born to go back in time to kill your grandfather.
Are time paradoxi better?
Quote from: RyzakA woman tries to find her favorite necklace to wear, but can't find it in her house. She goes back in time and takes one from herself in the past, and returns to the future. But the past her will travel back in time because her necklace is missing, and take the necklace from her past self. But...
It could go on forever...
Or
QuoteThe statement below is a lie.
The statement above is true.
Those are pretty good,lets see what the robot thinks :robotindifferent: robot,robot ROBOT!!!!
Go forwards in time to when we can manipulate what gender our offspring can be, bring that technology back to before you were born, and change your gender to the opposite, then go back to the present.
Did that make sense? >_>
Back to the Future
The best path is the one not followed.
YOU CAN'T KILL OCELOT SNAKE, THAT'S A TIME PARADOX!
*do doo doooooo*
To have free will you need law and order.
Futurama had a perfect one: Fry goes back in time, ends up doing his grandmother, therefore he is is own grandfather
Build a time machine. Wait 10 minutes, then go back 5 minutes in time (5 minutes before you entered the machine), and destroy your time machine.
The closer you get to the speed of light, the slower things seem to go.
Would a friendly hostile be a good one?
LOL GET IT
Lol,some good ones.
But a lot of time ones...
Another one:
Go forward in time and change gender, go back and do yourself. Therefore you can have your child genetically be...YOU!
Kinda wierd but feasible XD
Quote from: Nayrman on September 17, 2008, 03:30:40 PM
Another one:
Go forward in time and change gender, go back and do yourself. Therefore you can have your child genetically be...YOU!
Kinda wierd but feasible XD
I'd do that. =3
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on September 17, 2008, 03:36:16 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on September 17, 2008, 03:30:40 PM
Another one:
Go forward in time and change gender, go back and do yourself. Therefore you can have your child genetically be...YOU!
Kinda wierd but feasible XD
I'd do that. =3
massive tmi 0_0
Quote from: Nayrman on September 17, 2008, 12:07:01 PM
Futurama had a perfect one: Fry goes back in time, ends up doing his grandmother, therefore he is is own grandfather
That's not a paradox...
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on September 17, 2008, 01:13:17 PM
Would a friendly hostile be a good one?
LOL GET IT
ho ho ho i c wat u did thar
ur so witty silver
Quote from: Mystic on September 17, 2008, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on September 17, 2008, 12:07:01 PM
Futurama had a perfect one: Fry goes back in time, ends up doing his grandmother, therefore he is is own grandfather
That's not a paradox...
Yes it is? You're responsible for your father/mother who will ultimately create you. You in essence, create yourself.
I tried not to succeed and did not.
Does that mean I failed or succeeded?
I always lie.
heres another one.
Is the answer to this question no?
Quote from: darkmario on September 18, 2008, 12:59:51 PM
heres another one.
Is the answer to this question no?
not a paradox since it's asking a question about the question, therefore "yes" is an acceptable answer X_X;;
lol I love spoiling the fun XD
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 17, 2008, 05:38:49 PM
I tried not to succeed and did not.
Does that mean I failed or succeeded?
It means you succeeded in failing.
Quote from: Nayrman on September 18, 2008, 01:22:34 PM
Quote from: darkmario on September 18, 2008, 12:59:51 PM
heres another one.
Is the answer to this question no?
not a paradox since it's asking a question about the question, therefore "yes" is an acceptable answer X_X;;
lol I love spoiling the fun XD
Lol
the whole this with the Song of Storms in Ocarina of Time?
Quote from: darkmario on September 20, 2008, 02:47:09 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on September 18, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
the whole this with the Song of Storms in Ocarina of Time?
Huh
Links learns it from a guy in the future who said a kid in the past taught it to him, Like goes in to the past and plays it to the same (younger) guy so he could play it to Link in the future, or something like that
Can someone all-powerful create something so heavy they can't lift it, or can someone all-knowing know the answer to a question to which there is no answer?
You shoot your brother, then you go back in time to shoot him before you shoot him.
Also...
one door Reads "Please use other door"
The second door says "DO NOT ENTER"
Quote from: JudgementBoyGold on September 20, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
one door Reads "Please use other door"
The second door says "DO NOT ENTER"
that's not a paradox, that's the door telling you to gtfo.
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on September 20, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
Can someone all-powerful create something so heavy they can't lift it, or can someone all-knowing know the answer to a question to which there is no answer?
Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that even he himself can't eat it?
Quote from: Dill on September 20, 2008, 04:36:05 PM
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
House is the
real God ::)
Quote from: Mario583 on September 20, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
Quote from: Dill on September 20, 2008, 04:36:05 PM
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
House is the real God ::)
For a moment, I thought maybe you were the pinnacle of triteness, but you don't listen to rap.