You are walking through the woods, when suddenly you fall through the ground. You find yourself in a dungeon. There is a torch on the wall. Obvious exits are north, east, and Dennis. How do you proceed?
You go down.
Win Thy Dungeon Man. Lame. Trogdor will burninate your home. D=<
Quote from: metroidhunter777 on November 23, 2008, 05:04:43 PM
Win Thy Dungeon Man. Lame. Trogdor will burninate your home. D=<
The starting is like Thy Dungeon Man, but that's it.
What woods? And why was I walking through them?
Stand there and observe my surroundings further. Then go down.
Pick up the key near the torch.
GET YE FLASK
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 23, 2008, 05:32:06 PM
Stand there and observe my surroundings further. Then go down.
You see a torch, some boring stone walls, and hallways in 3 directions.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 05:40:05 PM
Pick up the key near the torch.
Error 404: Key not found.
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 23, 2008, 05:43:37 PM
GET YE FLASK
YE CAN'T GET YONDER FLASK.
Obvious exits are NOT Dennis.
Uh, pick up the torch.
Dennis
He of yon stylish sports jacket
Grow hands.
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 06:26:44 PM
Obvious exits are NOT Dennis.
Uh, pick up the torch.
You pick up the torch. The room is still poorly lit.
Dennis shakes his head disapprovingly at you.
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 23, 2008, 06:39:35 PM
Grow hands.
You do that and marvel at your double hands.
Masturbate with your 4 hands.
Check your hat for useful items you may have placed in there.
Also you might want that pocket knife that you most likely brought with you into the woods.
Go down the hallway in the dennis direction.
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 06:49:11 PM
Go down the hallway in the dennis direction.
Dennis greets you with a warm smile and gives you a map. However, the map is a map of the Seattle Art Museum, and has no relation to the dungeon. Thanks, Dennis. Oh, and he gives you a knife.
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 23, 2008, 06:48:16 PM
Check your hat for useful items you may have placed in there.
Also you might want that pocket knife that you most likely brought with you into the woods.
You find a dead rabbit and some carrots.
Carrots added to inventory.
Thinly cut rabbit and cell the sliced meat to Dennis.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 06:54:01 PM
Thinly cut rabbit and cell the sliced meat to Dennis.
cell....you mean sell?
Steal the sporty coat from Dennis.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 06:54:01 PM
Thinly cut rabbit and cell the sliced meat to Dennis.
Dennis declines. He's a vegetarian. But he gives you a flashlight for your troubles.
Your hands are now bloody and there's a mangled rabbit on the floor. You might attract rats or a grue.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 23, 2008, 06:56:39 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 06:54:01 PM
Thinly cut rabbit and cell the sliced meat to Dennis.
Dennis declines. He's a vegetarian. But he gives you a flashlight for your troubles.
Your hands are now bloody and there's a mangled rabbit on the floor. You might attract rats or a grue.
Kill Dennis, shove the mangled rabbit in his dead mouth, and laugh evilly (Use flashlight for added evilness).
Keep the rabbit, you might be able to use it as a distraction.
Quote from: HTA on November 23, 2008, 06:56:33 PM
Steal the sporty coat from Dennis.
You steal the sporty coat. It doesn't look so sporty on you.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 23, 2008, 06:56:39 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 06:54:01 PM
Thinly cut rabbit and cell the sliced meat to Dennis.
Dennis declines. He's a vegetarian. But he gives you a flashlight for your troubles.
Your hands are now bloody and there's a mangled rabbit on the floor. You might attract rats or a grue.
Kill Dennis, shove the mangled rabbit in his dead mouth, and laugh evilly (Use flashlight for added evilness).
You decide not to. Dennis may be of some use.
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 23, 2008, 06:59:03 PM
Keep the rabbit, you might be able to use it as a distraction.
You stuff the rabbit into your newly acquired sporty jacket with a slight squishing sound. Gross.
Go back to where you started and go east.
Stay where I am and start singing "Never going to give you up" by Rick Astley.
Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.
Ask Dennis to come along with us.
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Go back to where you started and go east.
You go east.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.
You laugh evilly, and Dennis nervously laughs along.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Ask Dennis to come along with us.
Dennis follows you east.
You go east, and see a flickering light up ahead. You come into a large room with torches all around. There is a large stone pedestal in the middle, with some odd stains on it. Obvious exits are west (you just came from there) and north. You also see a rickety ladder leading up into the unknown.
Alright, I'll play it your way.
Lets see what's up that ladder!
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 23, 2008, 07:50:46 PM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Go back to where you started and go east.
You go east.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.
You laugh evilly, and Dennis nervously laughs along.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Ask Dennis to come along with us.
Dennis follows you east.
You go east, and see a flickering light up ahead. You come into a large room with torches all around. There is a large stone pedestal in the middle, with some odd stains on it. Obvious exits are west (you just came from there) and north. You also see a rickety ladder leading up into the unknown.
Shine flashlight up the ladder.
Ask Dennis if he's a cannibal.
Shine the flashlight up the ladder.
Fuck Dennis and hope he will lead you out when he flees in terror.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 07:55:11 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 23, 2008, 07:50:46 PM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Go back to where you started and go east.
You go east.
Quote from: Byte on November 23, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.
You laugh evilly, and Dennis nervously laughs along.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Ask Dennis to come along with us.
Dennis follows you east.
You go east, and see a flickering light up ahead. You come into a large room with torches all around. There is a large stone pedestal in the middle, with some odd stains on it. Obvious exits are west (you just came from there) and north. You also see a rickety ladder leading up into the unknown.
Shine flashlight up the ladder.
You shine the flashlight and see more ladder. It goes up for at least 100 feet, and you can't see the top.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 23, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Ask Dennis if he's a cannibal.
Dennis says no.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 23, 2008, 08:34:24 PM
Fuck Dennis and hope he will lead you out when he flees in terror.
Dennis is wearing steel underwear. No rape for you.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 23, 2008, 08:38:33 PM
Dennis is wearing steel underwear. No rape for you.
Steel? Psh, I've dealt with worse.
Steal Dennis' steel underwear for later use.
Find the hero's clothing, Master Sword and a bunch of other poop, get the Big Key and fight the boss in the big ass door, then win, then pick up the Heart Container, then warp out magically.
DUH.
Well Dennis is obviously there are a human shield (In my eyes, anyway), I say send him up the ladder and see what happens.
But mabe Friendly Hostile was on to something, if we cut off his arm or something mabe he will lead us to the exit before he bleeds to death...? Just a thought...
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 23, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
Steal Dennis' steel underwear for later use.
Dennis pepper sprays you when you slip your hand down his pants. Bad idea.
Quote from: Phaze on November 23, 2008, 10:59:55 PM
Well Dennis is obviously there are a human shield (In my eyes, anyway), I say send him up the ladder and see what happens.
But mabe Friendly Hostile was on to something, if we cut off his arm or something mabe he will lead us to the exit before he bleeds to death...? Just a thought...
You send Dennis up the ladder. He calls down that he sees a door, but it has large scratch marks in it.
Tell Dennis to hit the door with his fist Eight times.
Take the stairs, the elevator is always broken and has monsters in it.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 24, 2008, 12:29:57 PM
Tell Dennis to hit the door with his fist Eight times.
Dennis hits the door and then whines that his hand hurts. What a baby.
Quote from: Mutilator7 on November 24, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
Take the stairs, the elevator is always broken and has monsters in it.
There are no stairs.
But there is a big altar in the middle of the room.
Hint hint.
RapeExamine the BIG ALTAR.
Quote from: Byte on November 25, 2008, 02:27:24 PM
RapeExamine the BIG ALTAR.
FINALLY.
You notice an odd stain on it that looks suspiciously like dried blood, and more scratch marks. Uh-oh.
Looking at the sides, you notice an inscription. However, it's not in a language that you can read. Perhaps Dennis can read it?
Ask Dennis to read the inscription?
Tell Dennis to read it or you'll rape him.
Quote from: Byte on November 25, 2008, 02:44:30 PM
Tell Dennis to read it or you'll rape him.
Godarnit, enough rape.
Grab Dennis and smash his face into it and tell him to read it, then beat him for whining about his hand hurting.
Tell Dennis to read said rock.
Take the silver dagger.
Ask Dennis if he can read it, and if he can't, punch him.
Dennis tries to read it.
He succeeds. It says:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
The blood of the sacrificial lamb shall open up new pathways.
Dennis looks at you fearfully.
I cluck my red boots 3 times saying theres no place like home and like magic I'm home.
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
Quote from: Byte on November 26, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
If that doesn't work, cut off Dennis' finger or something and use his blood on the altar.
Sacrifice Dennis. ::)
EDIT: Kidding, of course. Just make sure you get some of his blood on the table.
Well, if you went with my idea of smashing his face into the altar, his blood would already be on it.
Kindly ask Dennis to sever his leg please.
Quote from: Byte on November 26, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
A very small door opens. It's rabbit-sized.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
Sacrifice Dennis. ::)
EDIT: Kidding, of course. Just make sure you get some of his blood on the table.
You "accidentally" prick his finger with the knife, making a few drops of blood fall on the altar. A spot on the far wall glows faintly, but nothing else happens. It looks like you may need to do the whole thing. Are you willing to sacrifice a random stranger's life in order to get further in your own quest?
Ask Dennis if he has any type of explosive or chisel with him.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 05:51:54 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
Sacrifice Dennis. ::)
EDIT: Kidding, of course. Just make sure you get some of his blood on the table.
You "accidentally" prick his finger with the knife, making a few drops of blood fall on the altar. A spot on the far wall glows faintly, but nothing else happens. It looks like you may need to do the whole thing. Are you willing to sacrifice a random stranger's life in order to get further in your own quest?
Uh, yeah.
But then we lose our human shield D: Who are we going to throw in the way if an arrow or something comes toward us?
Tell Dennis to transfigure into a rabbit and go see what's in the rabbit hole.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Ask Dennis if he has any type of explosive or chisel with him.
Dennis says no.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
Tell Dennis to transfigure into a rabbit and go see what's in the rabbit hole.
Dennis tries, but only manages to grunt a bunch. Probably pooped a little too.
TAKE THE SILVER DAGGER.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
Tell Dennis to transfigure into a rabbit and go see what's in the rabbit hole.
Dennis tries, but only manages to grunt a bunch. Probably pooped a little too.
Tell him to concoct Pollyjuice Potion.
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 26, 2008, 07:01:48 PM
TAKE THE SILVER DAGGER.
There is no dagger.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
Tell Dennis to transfigure into a rabbit and go see what's in the rabbit hole.
Dennis tries, but only manages to grunt a bunch. Probably pooped a little too.
Tell him to concoct Pollyjuice Potion.
He blushes and says he would rather not have any of Polly's...juices.
KILL HIM ALREADY
For gods sake just break him over the altar. I want out of this place.
...Take his wallet too.
Blow a hole through the wall with my RYNO.
Quote from: Phaze on November 26, 2008, 08:42:41 PM
KILL HIM ALREADY
For gods sake just break him over the altar. I want out of this place.
...Take his wallet too.
Do this.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
Tell Dennis to transfigure into a rabbit and go see what's in the rabbit hole.
Dennis tries, but only manages to grunt a bunch. Probably pooped a little too.
Tell him to concoct Pollyjuice Potion.
He blushes and says he would rather not have any of Polly's...juices.
Silly Dennis.
Tell Dennis to kick the wall around the rabbit hole until it breaks.
Quote from: Phaze on November 26, 2008, 08:42:41 PM
KILL HIM ALREADY
For gods sake just break him over the altar. I want out of this place.
...Take his wallet too.
Suddenly, the mere sight of Dennis fills you with a violent rage. With superhuman strength, you pick him up and slam him against the altar, breaking his back. You slice open his throat, spilling an incredible amount of rich, coppery blood everywhere. The faintly glowing mark on the wall grows brighter, and eventually forms into a door. You open the door to find 3 hallways. Each hallway has a sign over it.
The left hallway says "Heaven".
The middle hallway says "Purgatory".
The right hallway says "Hell".
Which do you pick?
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2008, 09:22:44 PM
Tell Dennis to kick the wall around the rabbit hole until it breaks.
I still think my plan was better. >:(
:P
Purgatory, since the other two seem like big commitments.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 09:24:40 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2008, 09:22:44 PM
Tell Dennis to kick the wall around the rabbit hole until it breaks.
I still think my plan was better. >:(
:P
Hey, at least either of our plans would have left us with a person to help us. Now he's dead.
Go up the ladder, open the door, and if you see a monster of sorts, run down the hallway to 'Purgatory'.
I guess I'll go to hell... see what that's like. >:D
Hell, please. I always go right.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 26, 2008, 09:36:28 PM
Go up the ladder, open the door, and if you see a monster of sorts, run down the hallway to 'Purgatory'.
The door sealed behind you when you came in. You
must make a choice.
And with 2 votes for hell...
You walk down the hallway labeled "Hell". The hallway is largely unremarkable, save for a large, black, ominous door at the end. You can see chinks of light coming out from under the door. Do you open it, or chicken out and pick another path?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2008, 11:03:39 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 26, 2008, 09:36:28 PM
Go up the ladder, open the door, and if you see a monster of sorts, run down the hallway to 'Purgatory'.
The door sealed behind you when you came in. You must make a choice.
And with 2 votes for hell...
You walk down the hallway labeled "Hell". The hallway is largely unremarkable, save for a large, black, ominous door at the end. You can see chinks of light coming out from under the door. Do you open it, or chicken out and pick another path?
Heaven = Boring
Purgatory = wtf? Who would even want to go there? Seriously?
Hell = PARTY
HELL, PLEASE
Heaven is probably full of right wing christian intercourse nuts. Hell please.
Actually wouldn't they technically be in Hell?
Quote from: Java_Java on November 27, 2008, 09:56:28 AM
Actually wouldn't they technically be in Hell?
As long as there are 2 religions that say "believe in this or go to hell," everyone goes to hell.
Purgatory. You can always go back if there's a dead end.
Go back and go to Purgatory.
Purgatory = Doctor's Waiting room, and I'm in the mood for reading old issues of TIME Magazine.
You need to come to a consensus.
Purgatory.
You won't get screwed that way.
Heaven=Illusion
Hell=Trap Door
Purgatory=Doctor's Office.
Purgatory ftw!
I find myself out.
Fucking Purgatory vagina-ys >_>
I hope you all know purgatory isn't like a doctor's office. At least, not here.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 28, 2008, 02:38:25 PM
I hope you all know purgatory isn't like a doctor's office. At least, not here.
Oh well.
Heaven's gonna be stupid.
Hell's gonna be tricky.
but Purgatory's gonna be epic.
Purgatory, still.
Fine. You walk back the way you came and walk down the hall marked "Purgatory". The hallway itself is bland and boring, nothing special about it at all. At the end of the hallway there is a plain white door. Do you want to enter?
OH CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PEOPLE PICKED THE BORING DOOR
Its probably just a small white room with Blaze in it. RUN AWAY! DON'T ENTER!
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 12:13:45 AM
OH CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PEOPLE PICKED THE BORING DOOR
Its probably just a small white room with Blaze in it. RUN AWAY! DON'T ENTER!
Oh, wow.
I say OPEN THE DOOR!
Open. The Freaking. Door.
OPEN THE DOOR.
Open sesame.
You open the door...to find a blank white room with literally nothing in it. You step inside and the door slams and locks behind you. Welcome to Purgatory, gentlemen. Game over.
...Why did you pick purgatory? =/
I was really hoping you'd pick hell, and really hoping you wouldn't pick heaven.
Heaven would be instant death, because I dunno why.
Hell would release you back into the woods and out of the dungeon. However, you'd have the knowledge that you killed an innocent man without any provocation, simply to achieve your own goals.
BUT IT'S OVER NOW. :(
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OLD ISSUES OF TIME MAGAZINE.
My Sunday School teacher lied to me :(
Well, what do we do now?
.......
You suck. >_>
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 29, 2008, 12:17:44 PM
Well, what do we do now?
WHERE DO WE GO NOW, OOOOOOOOH WHERE DO WE GOOO
SWEET CHILD O' MINE
er, nowhere. You're in purgatory. You lose. :B
....
Idiots...
:( :( :( :(sorry.......
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 29, 2008, 12:17:44 PM
Well, what do we do now?
Nothing. You're in purgatory. Game over.
...You still suck for not editing our posts and changing the outcome of the game. =P
inb4lock and new thread.
Technically it was Phaze's fault for killing Denis! >:(
GO LOOK AT ADVENTURES WITH GREGG CASEY
IT'S MUCH BETTER AND YOU CAN'T LOSE.
Locked because stupid people picked purgatory. :(