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Silverhawk79

#45
November 25, 2008, 02:33:34 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 25, 2008, 02:27:24 PM
RapeExamine the BIG ALTAR.
FINALLY.
You notice an odd stain on it that looks suspiciously like dried blood, and more scratch marks. Uh-oh.
Looking at the sides, you notice an inscription. However, it's not in a language that you can read. Perhaps Dennis can read it?

Java

#46
November 25, 2008, 02:42:34 PM
Ask Dennis to read the inscription?

Kilroy

#47
November 25, 2008, 02:44:30 PM
Tell Dennis to read it or you'll rape him.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

ThePowerOfOne

#48
November 25, 2008, 03:23:49 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 25, 2008, 02:44:30 PM
Tell Dennis to read it or you'll rape him.
Godarnit, enough rape.

Grab Dennis and smash his face into it and tell him to read it, then beat him for whining about his hand hurting.

Doodle

#49
November 25, 2008, 05:28:57 PM
Tell Dennis to read said rock.
YEAH

Zovistograt

#50
November 25, 2008, 05:39:57 PM
Take the silver dagger.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

SkyMyl

#51
November 25, 2008, 07:51:13 PM
Ask Dennis if he can read it, and if he can't, punch him.

Silverhawk79

#52
November 26, 2008, 10:37:14 AM
Dennis tries to read it.
He succeeds. It says:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
The blood of the sacrificial lamb shall open up new pathways.

Dennis looks at you fearfully.

phatyo

#53
November 26, 2008, 10:43:04 AM
I cluck my red boots 3 times saying theres no place like home and like magic I'm home.

Kilroy

#54
November 26, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

sonicdude164

#55
November 26, 2008, 11:22:37 AM
Quote from: Byte on November 26, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
If that doesn't work, cut off Dennis' finger or something and use his blood on the altar.

Java

#56
November 26, 2008, 01:31:25 PM Last Edit: November 26, 2008, 01:32:15 PM by Java_Java
Sacrifice Dennis. ::)

EDIT: Kidding, of course. Just make sure you get some of his blood on the table.

ThePowerOfOne

#57
November 26, 2008, 01:37:02 PM
Well, if you went with my idea of smashing his face into the altar, his blood would already be on it.

HTA!

#58
November 26, 2008, 01:55:09 PM
Kindly ask Dennis to sever his leg please.

Silverhawk79

#59
November 26, 2008, 05:51:54 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 26, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Take the rabbit and put the blood on the altar for lulz.
A very small door opens. It's rabbit-sized.

Quote from: Java_Java on November 26, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
Sacrifice Dennis. ::)

EDIT: Kidding, of course. Just make sure you get some of his blood on the table.
You "accidentally" prick his finger with the knife, making a few drops of blood fall on the altar. A spot on the far wall glows faintly, but nothing else happens. It looks like you may need to do the whole thing. Are you willing to sacrifice a random stranger's life in order to get further in your own quest?
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