So, we were all kids once, right? Chances are, you did some stupid things. Let's hear 'em.
Let's see...accidentally hit my brother on the head with a huge rock while messing around...smashed into some guy's truck with my bike (I pretended my kickstand gave out :B), filled a pump with bubble soap because pump + bubbles should = BUBBLE MACHINE (sadly, it's not true :(), um....yeah, there's a lot of stuff. List your stupid kid moments. :o
I'd have to go ask my mom, I have a poopty memory DX
Rode my bike into side of our camper. Granted it was rather wet out, so my brakes didn't work 100%.
I also lost control of an ATV going down a hill and hit a tree head on.
Kicked my brother in the balls pretty hard once. Got yelled at by my mom about it after.
Oh, I remembered another one.
I had a little water gun one time and I shot some water at a lightbulb in the bathroom, and the lightbulb exploded. D:
-I slammed an electric scooter through my mom's garden into the side of the house.
-Busted some light bulbs with Sock 'Em Bop 'Ems, or whatever they were.
There's probably a lot more, but that's all I remember.
- Stuffed a magnet up our old computer's Hard Drive, wrecking it
- Shot my brother's old TV with a Water Gun (Anger at the game)
- Leaned back on a four legged chair, resulting in a trip to the hostpital after it fell over
- Tried to take off my sister's shirt when she was sleeping, which didn't end well (I was 5!)
- Went outside when it was snowing, without a coat/jacket/shoes
- Went inside the hidden compartment of my old school's coat rack, when I stepped in someone's crap. (!?)
I'll edit if I remember anything else. D=
Played on a sofa when I was three, fell off, and broke my collarbone.
Turned off the parking brake on a car, causing it to roll down the driveway (back in the days of manual transmissions).
Other than that, can't think of anything.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 12:21:12 PM
- Tried to take off my sister's shirt when she was sleeping, which didn't end well (I was 5!)
I'll edit if I remember anything else. D=
Got a picture of your sister?
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 12:21:12 PM
- Tried to take off my sister's shirt when she was sleeping, which didn't end well (I was 5!)
How old was she at the time?
Quote from: Red on January 21, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 12:21:12 PM
- Tried to take off my sister's shirt when she was sleeping, which didn't end well (I was 5!)
How old was she at the time?
In her mid-20's.
I just blew up in peoples faces, a lot. Back then when I got angry I would just walk away and be silent but the adults would always come and try to make me do something or help me. That usually resulted in getting in trouble for ignoring the person or for blowing up. Hell I got suspended in third grade or so for not admitting to something that I didn't do, not to mention the numerous other times in elementary school. It took 4 adults to carry me, kicking and screaming, to a padded room. Apparently at that age, I could throw things on to the school roof.
I can just remember kicking my brother into a coffee table when he was bugging me (The top was glass, btw) when I was around 5 or something. He had to go to the hospital that night ^__^
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 21, 2009, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 02:36:34 PM
Quote from: Red on January 21, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 12:21:12 PM
- Tried to take off my sister's shirt when she was sleeping, which didn't end well (I was 5!)
How old was she at the time?
In her mid-20's.
Again I ask:
Got a picture?
Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm going to post it.
Pushed my sister down the stairs.
Shit my pants in grade 1. XD
Impaled some kid's eye with a pencil in Grade 1. (She's fine now.)
Beat the living poop out of some kid making fun of me in Grade 3. (Was suspended for 4 days)
I could think of more, but my minds going blank at the moment.....
Quote from: Triforceman22 on January 21, 2009, 02:59:35 PM
Pushed my sister down the stairs.
Shit my pants in grade 1. XD
Impaled some kid's eye with a pencil in Grade 1. (She's fine now.)
Beat the living poop out of some kid making fun of me in Grade 3. (Was suspended for 4 days)
I could think of more, but my minds going blank at the moment.....
Oh, poop, thats right...
I punched this kid in the mouth knocking out some of his teeth and leaving a scar on my knuckles in 3rd grade. I don't remember ever getting in trouble... :P And pushed my ex friends sister down some stairs when I was about 7 just becasue lol
Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 03:53:24 PM
Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.
You melted a metal battery? O_o;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 03:53:24 PM
Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.
You melted a metal battery? O_o;
D Sized Duracell batteries, it was a electromagnet experiment we were doing in 8th grade, and we were only supposed to use one battery; and we weren't supposed to leave it connected for more than 5 minutes at a time.
Of course, I wanted a more powerful magnet, and I left all four connected for half an hour so~
I played videogames.
Oh, wait. =|
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 03:53:24 PM
Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.
You melted a metal battery? O_o;
D Sized Duracell batteries, it was a electromagnet experiment we were doing in 8th grade, and we were only supposed to use one battery; and we weren't supposed to leave it connected for more than 5 minutes at a time.
Of course, I wanted a more powerful magnet, and I left all four connected for half an hour so~
Nice. I did something similar with...I think 8 D batteries and a huge capacitor.
10 minutes of having all 8 batteries connected, and we poked the contacts with a screwdriver. HUGE sparks, screwdriver had scorch marks, and the contacts melted a bit. :)
Speaking of batteries, I vaguely remember putting a 9V battery in my mouth when I was about five. Hurt like hell. I also bit a balloon, causing it to pop right in my face. Scarred me for life, and now I have globophobia.
u know those chinese firecrackers the size of a dot?
A friend and me when we were like 8, emptied the whole box with tons just lying on an ant hill. Threw the last one on the entire lot, they all exploded. A never ending swarm of angry ants came out afterwards. of course we ran away after we threw the firecracker though XD
Let's see....
I ate a Lego when I was about 4... (came out later XP)
Sprained my arm from jumping out of a swing...
Used a can of WD40 on a bonfire and the can almost exploded
My class in 6th grade (only joking) argued between if Alaska was a country or continent... =P
And rode on a golf cart behind a chicken house and got stuck in a ditch (could not see because of tall grass) and had to push it out.... (also injured my brothers arm...)
That's about it...
Quote from: LightningSword on January 21, 2009, 06:47:01 PM
Speaking of batteries, I vaguely remember putting a 9V battery in my mouth when I was about five. Hurt like hell. I also bit a balloon, causing it to pop right in my face. Scarred me for life, and now I have globophobia.
Fear of balloons? That sucks.
Cut my own hair.
Uh.....not much else.
Quote from: Triforceman22 on January 21, 2009, 02:59:35 PM
Pushed my sister down the stairs.
Shit my pants in grade 1. XD
Impaled some kid's eye with a pencil in Grade 1. (She's fine now.)
Beat the living poop out of some kid making fun of me in Grade 3. (Was suspended for 4 days)
I could think of more, but my minds going blank at the moment.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM)
Olol. pooped your pants.
My cousin and I kid about whether or not I pushed him off of a stack of grain we were playing on. He fell and cut his head open on a sod cutter where he got 90+ stitches and has a crescent shaped scar on his forehead. I don't remember pushing him and can only hope I didn't...
Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=
Quote from: JrDude on January 21, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=
Heh. I also remember for some reason going into the bathroom late at night and mixing together a bunch of stuff under the sink into a paper cup. Several times. I really don't know why. I guess I wanted to see what mixing chemicals did.
Tip: They smell bad.
everything I did as a child was stupid
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 21, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=
Heh. I also remember for some reason going into the bathroom late at night and mixing together a bunch of stuff under the sink into a paper cup. Several times. I really don't know why. I guess I wanted to see what mixing chemicals did.
Tip: They smell bad.
I did something like that too! Just change it to three weeks, add Kitchen Materials, and rub it on your forearm. Go ahead, try it. D=
I spent a few hours building an awesome LEGO helicopter. I was so proud of it.
Then I had the amazing idea of throwing it down a flight of stairs to see it take off.
HECK YES.
...Needless to say, I wasn't pleased with the landing.
Quote from: Zovistograt on January 22, 2009, 05:54:34 AM
I spent a few hours building an awesome LEGO helicopter. I was so proud of it.
Then I had the amazing idea of throwing it down a flight of stairs to see it take off.
HECK YES.
...Needless to say, I wasn't pleased with the landing.
...good job. xD
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on January 21, 2009, 10:08:01 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 21, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=
Heh. I also remember for some reason going into the bathroom late at night and mixing together a bunch of stuff under the sink into a paper cup. Several times. I really don't know why. I guess I wanted to see what mixing chemicals did.
Tip: They smell bad.
I did something like that too! Just change it to three weeks, add Kitchen Materials, and rub it on your forearm. Go ahead, try it. D=
...No thanks, I don't like chemical burns.
I used to accidentally step on dog poop all the motherintercourse ing time. It was so hard to clean it off too.
To many to count.
Just the other day we had fresh wet snow. We pulled in with our Dodge Durango (hint: it weighs 3 1/4 tons), and due to that bulk, it compacted the snow a lot. Compacted wet snow=slick like nothing else, except for wet ice. I decided to go around the back (it pulled in fowards), where it badly compacted it (feeling the pain come back as writing), and as I was turning, I stepped right on the slick, compact snow at an angle. Due to it, I fall right away. Thankfully, I'm more than tough enough that I get right up soon enough that my mom never noticed my fall.
Yup.