You guys all suck, start posting.
Anyways, random topic of the day....because no one else cares enough to post.
What would you do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse?
Personally, I'd run to a nearby grocery store that only has one or two entrances. I'd take the food that I can use, and make use of the weapons the store surely has to offer. Like knives.
So, you?
You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.
If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be intercourse ed by level 3 D:
Quote from: Byte on January 23, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.
If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be f***ed by level 3 D:
I said Apocalypse. I don't count 100 zombies as an apocalypse.
And why go to the mall? There are what, 100,00 entrances and oodles of places for them to hide and grab you.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 23, 2009, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 23, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.
If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be f***ed by level 3 D:
I said Apocalypse. I don't count 100 zombies as an apocalypse.
And why go to the mall? There are what, 100,00 entrances and oodles of places for them to hide and grab you.
There will be other people there to help you, for one. Not only that, once everyone is in there, you seal off those 100,000 entrances so more don't get in, and kill the ones that are there. Haven't you ever seen any gameplay of Dead Rising? :P
I can't come up with one darn idea for a topic.
Anyway, I would go downstairs and steal my Brother's sword. After that, find some food, water, cash, and make my way to Upper New York.
That's because topics slowly kill your brains.
And I think I would just get turned into a zombie.
I'd get a baseball bat and have me a good ol' zombie bashing. You are either going to be turned inot a zombie or nuked, might as well have some fun :3
Probably run away like a little girl while you guys risk your lives and kill them for me. :)
I WOULD WAIT FOR BILL, LOUIS, FRANCIS, AND ZOEY TO COME SAVE ME
Quote from: WhatWeWishFor on January 24, 2009, 10:54:06 AM
I WOULD WAIT FOR BILL, LOUIS, FRANCIS, AND ZOEY TO COME SAVE ME
Fuck the other three, Bill would pick me up with his mouth and then mow through all the zombies with two SMGs because it's Bill.
You complain too much about lack of topics.
Umm, how about more topics that don't suck. Zombie Apocalyspe? NSFCD is nearly dead and any hope of it going back to how used to be is shattered.
Anyways I would go to the nearest weapons dealer for weapons of course and from that point work on a plan on how to survive.
1st priority is weaponry. I'd go to my Uncle's place and get a sword (they don't sell guns in canada, really), or find a gun shop, if such exists in Winnipeg.
2nd priority is shelter.
3rd priority is food.
both of these can be satisfied by going to a corner store with 1 or 2 entrances, preferably near the arms store (if there's a gun store, again), so you can make runs to and from.
Step 1. Drive to Wal-Mart
Step 2. Live.
I'd hole up in my college dorm room for a while. I've got enough food here to last a few days, and the door is solid-core, very difficult to break down. The connected bathroom may be a problem, as the doors have crappy locks. If the coast is clear, I can run down the hall to the vending machines for more food, and then possibly get to an elevator and down to the main floor. Then I have to somehow get to my car in the parking garage, which would be scary. Once there, I drive like the wind to...who knows where? I'd probably die within a month. :(
Grocery Store is a bad idea. Haven't you seen The Mist? In a place where so many people are likely to be, the entire place is going to go crazy.
No, I'd go somewhere much more secluded and hope for safety. Maybe towards the water. I hear they don't like the water.
I'd go to Home Depot because it contains some food and you could build a small house with supplies from there and make an unground tunnel to Wal-Mart, also Home Depot would have a buttload of weapons...
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Grocery Store is a bad idea. Haven't you seen The Mist? In a place where so many people are likely to be, the entire place is going to go crazy.
No, I'd go somewhere much more secluded and hope for safety. Maybe towards the water. I hear they don't like the water.
Zombies can live underwater. It takes years for them to decompose.
Quote from: Byte on January 27, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Grocery Store is a bad idea. Haven't you seen The Mist? In a place where so many people are likely to be, the entire place is going to go crazy.
No, I'd go somewhere much more secluded and hope for safety. Maybe towards the water. I hear they don't like the water.
Zombies can live underwater. It takes years for them to decompose.
missed a m night shyamalan reference/10
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 27, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Grocery Store is a bad idea. Haven't you seen The Mist? In a place where so many people are likely to be, the entire place is going to go crazy.
No, I'd go somewhere much more secluded and hope for safety. Maybe towards the water. I hear they don't like the water.
Zombies can live underwater. It takes years for them to decompose.
missed a m night shyamalan reference/10
Missed a World War Z reference/10
I'd probably freak out and kill myself.
Quote from: Byte on January 27, 2009, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 27, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on January 27, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Grocery Store is a bad idea. Haven't you seen The Mist? In a place where so many people are likely to be, the entire place is going to go crazy.
No, I'd go somewhere much more secluded and hope for safety. Maybe towards the water. I hear they don't like the water.
Zombies can live underwater. It takes years for them to decompose.
missed a m night shyamalan reference/10
Missed a World War Z reference/10
You win but only because I don't know what that is. :(
Run into a wal-mart or a target. Maybe if I'm lucky a coastco or Sam's club. Use the food and weapons.
Quote from: phatyo on January 27, 2009, 05:16:26 PM
Run into a wal-mart or a target. Maybe if I'm lucky a coastco or Sam's club. Use the food and weapons.
Eh, too far for me. I'd just off myself.
I like how I'm the only one with a fairly detailed plan. :P
this forum gets just about as much activity as boyah and they still post more decent topics than this place
maybe you guys just suck
Quote from: Ezlo on January 27, 2009, 09:15:10 PM
this forum gets just about as much activity as boyah and they still post more decent topics than this place
maybe you guys just suck
Not to go on a Boyah tangent, as I like Boyah and Jim V, but all of their topics are random as hell or their posts are in chat threads. They also have f***ing Snorkel tripping out half the time.
Our discussions tend to have the focus on video games with a side of random. Not to mention having an active chat. But hey, no big deal. Not like you were trying to troll or anything.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 27, 2009, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: Ezlo on January 27, 2009, 09:15:10 PM
this forum gets just about as much activity as boyah and they still post more decent topics than this place
maybe you guys just suck
Not to go on a Boyah tangent, as I like Boyah and Jim V, but all of their topics are random as hell or their posts are in chat threads. They also have f***ing Snorkel tripping out half the time.
Our discussions tend to have the focus on video games with a side of random. Not to mention having an active chat. But hey, no big deal. Not like you were trying to troll or anything.
lol video games on on focus? i look at all the topics on the front page of power on and it looks like they were all made by gcf
I would dress up as Link with the outfit I have, break open my inpenetrable display case of all of the zelda collectables I have collected over the years.
I would grab the Master sword that is displayed inside along with the Hyrulean shield.
I would thenwalk around slaying zombies hoping that they would not jump on me and start to lower my hearts by a quarter at a time.
Then I would do a spin attack since they would probably be weak against magic, then pick up the bottles they would drop.
I would continue this for as long as I could, since the tri-force of courage would protect me.
Still...Fucking re deads.