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Macawmoses · January 23, 2009, 06:17:34 PM

You guys all suck, start posting.

Anyways, random topic of the day....because no one else cares enough to post.

What would you do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse?

Personally, I'd run to a nearby grocery store that only has one or two entrances. I'd take the food that I can use, and make use of the weapons the store surely has to offer. Like knives.

So, you?

Kilroy · January 23, 2009, 06:23:33 PM

You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.

If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be intercourse ed by level 3 D:

Macawmoses · January 23, 2009, 06:24:51 PM

Quote from: Byte on January 23, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.

If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be f***ed by level 3 D:

I said Apocalypse. I don't count 100 zombies as an apocalypse.

And why go to the mall? There are what, 100,00 entrances and oodles of places for them to hide and grab you.

Kilroy · January 23, 2009, 06:26:39 PM

Quote from: mackormoses on January 23, 2009, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 23, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
You people should read the Zombie Survival Guide and/or World War Z. I have no idea what I'd do because you didn't specify what level zombie outbreak it is.

If it's a level one (Small outbreak, 10-20), I'd just stay home and wait for others to kill them. Level two (50-100) is generally the same thing, but a lockdown is a smart idea. Level three is a town, so that's when I'd head to a shelter or a mall or something of the like. Level four is more state/region wide. Same procedure as level 3 with the military involved. Level 5 is literal survival, Nationwide/Worldwide outbreak. I'd probably be f***ed by level 3 D:
I said Apocalypse. I don't count 100 zombies as an apocalypse.

And why go to the mall? There are what, 100,00 entrances and oodles of places for them to hide and grab you.

There will be other people there to help you, for one. Not only that, once everyone is in there, you seal off those 100,000 entrances so more don't get in, and kill the ones that are there. Haven't you ever seen any gameplay of Dead Rising? :P

SkyMyl · January 23, 2009, 06:41:51 PM

I can't come up with one darn idea for a topic.

Anyway, I would go downstairs and steal my Brother's sword. After that, find some food, water, cash, and make my way to Upper New York.

… · January 23, 2009, 07:08:59 PM

That's because topics slowly kill your brains.

And I think I would just get turned into a zombie.

ThePowerOfOne · January 23, 2009, 07:26:18 PM

I'd get a baseball bat and have me a good ol' zombie bashing. You are either going to be turned inot a zombie or nuked, might as well have some fun :3

Doodle · January 24, 2009, 09:45:02 AM

Probably run away like a little girl while you guys risk your lives and kill them for me. :)

whatwewishfor · January 24, 2009, 10:54:06 AM

I WOULD WAIT FOR BILL, LOUIS, FRANCIS, AND ZOEY TO COME SAVE ME

Kilroy · January 24, 2009, 11:03:30 AM

Quote from: WhatWeWishFor on January 24, 2009, 10:54:06 AM
I WOULD WAIT FOR BILL, LOUIS, FRANCIS, AND ZOEY TO COME SAVE ME

Fuck the other three, Bill would pick me up with his mouth and then mow through all the zombies with two SMGs because it's Bill.

えっちーせんぱい · January 24, 2009, 11:17:55 AM

You complain too much about lack of topics.

Matt · January 24, 2009, 12:06:08 PM

Umm, how about more topics that don't suck. Zombie Apocalyspe? NSFCD is nearly dead and any hope of it going back to how used to be is shattered.

Anyways I would go to the nearest weapons dealer for weapons of course and from that point work on a plan on how to survive.

Jono2 · January 24, 2009, 12:55:44 PM

1st priority is weaponry. I'd go to my Uncle's place and get a sword (they don't sell guns in canada, really), or find a gun shop, if such exists in Winnipeg.

2nd priority is shelter.

3rd priority is food.

both of these can be satisfied by going to a corner store with 1 or 2 entrances, preferably near the arms store (if there's a gun store, again), so you can make runs to and from.

yes.derek · January 27, 2009, 02:42:31 PM

Step 1. Drive to Wal-Mart
Step 2. Live.

Silverhawk79 · January 27, 2009, 02:49:17 PM

I'd hole up in my college dorm room for a while. I've got enough food here to last a few days, and the door is solid-core, very difficult to break down. The connected bathroom may be a problem, as the doors have crappy locks. If the coast is clear, I can run down the hall to the vending machines for more food, and then possibly get to an elevator and down to the main floor. Then I have to somehow get to my car in the parking garage, which would be scary. Once there, I drive like the wind to...who knows where? I'd probably die within a month. :(

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