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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Doodle on February 21, 2009, 11:18:19 AM

Title: 7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.
Post by: Doodle on February 21, 2009, 11:18:19 AM
QuoteIn an interview with Details Magazine titled "The Unraveling of Kanye West," Grammy Award-winning musician Kanye West revealed that when he was twelve-years old he designed a "very sexual" video game on his computer "like Mario Brothers." Only instead of playing as a mustachioed plumber, you ran around as a "giant penis" with "little feet and eyes" fighting "ghost vaginas."

In addition to comparing his game to the Super Mario Bros. series, Kanye West also noted that even though he was only in the seventh grade at the time he worked on his game, its quality was equivalent to what 30-year-old programmers would make.

The discussion about West's x-rated game arose when the artist talked about the first beat he'd ever come up with, which turned out to be for this game.

My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step - it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes. -Kanye West

Source (http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/021909-kanye-west-designed-x-rated-mario-like.html)

...lol, what.
Where can I find this game? I want to play it now. :P
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Post by: jnfs2014 on February 21, 2009, 11:27:12 AM
Well, I guess I can't do that anymore.
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Post by: Shujinco2 on February 21, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Sounds fun!

*Looks around internet*
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Post by: GreatGonzales106 on February 21, 2009, 11:40:11 AM
...what the hell?
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Post by: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.
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Post by: Qsmash on February 21, 2009, 12:31:43 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.
True statement.
Title: Re: 7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.
Post by: Kaz on February 21, 2009, 01:04:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.

But the penis had little feet. Goddarn, do you know how hard it is to program a penis with little feet?
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Post by: Mario583 on February 21, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
*Dedicates my life to finding this game* 8)
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Post by: Rayquarian on February 21, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
I wonder what would have happened if this game was published.  It would have been the most controversial game ever and GTA 4 wouldn't have existed because no one would have been able to swallow Kayne's game.
Title: Re: 7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.
Post by: Mystic on February 21, 2009, 02:19:07 PM
He should make the penis wear the Kanye shades.

Quote from: Rayquarian on February 21, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
no one would have been able to swallow Kayne's game.
Hehe.
Title: Re: 7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.
Post by: Java on February 21, 2009, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of s***, I swear.
I agree.
The guy is just so arrogant...

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Post by: Zovistograt on February 21, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
heh, I can't tell if he's serious or not >.>
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Post by: Indigo on February 21, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
That is... epic genius... The 30-year-old part was... =|

But otherwise, that was lol material.
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Post by: PsychoYoshi on February 21, 2009, 08:20:53 PM
the final boss in the game was george w. bush

because he doesn't care about black people
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Post by: The Riddler on February 21, 2009, 08:35:09 PM
Title should say Kanye West, not 7th grader. The former is more surprising.
Title: Re: 7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.
Post by: yes.derek on February 22, 2009, 12:00:35 AM
I am now in love with that man.
Moreso than I was before, anyway.