7th grader makes game starring sexual body parts.

Doodle · February 21, 2009, 11:18:19 AM

QuoteIn an interview with Details Magazine titled "The Unraveling of Kanye West," Grammy Award-winning musician Kanye West revealed that when he was twelve-years old he designed a "very sexual" video game on his computer "like Mario Brothers." Only instead of playing as a mustachioed plumber, you ran around as a "giant penis" with "little feet and eyes" fighting "ghost vaginas."

In addition to comparing his game to the Super Mario Bros. series, Kanye West also noted that even though he was only in the seventh grade at the time he worked on his game, its quality was equivalent to what 30-year-old programmers would make.

The discussion about West's x-rated game arose when the artist talked about the first beat he'd ever come up with, which turned out to be for this game.

My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step - it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes. -Kanye West

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...lol, what.
Where can I find this game? I want to play it now. :P

jnfs2014 · February 21, 2009, 11:27:12 AM

Well, I guess I can't do that anymore.

Shujinco2 · February 21, 2009, 11:34:02 AM

Sounds fun!

*Looks around internet*

GreatGonzales106 · February 21, 2009, 11:40:11 AM

...what the hell?

Silverhawk79 · February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM

Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.

Qsmash · February 21, 2009, 12:31:43 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.

True statement.

Kaz · February 21, 2009, 01:04:31 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of poop, I swear.

But the penis had little feet. Goddarn, do you know how hard it is to program a penis with little feet?

Mario583 · February 21, 2009, 01:29:06 PM

*Dedicates my life to finding this game* 8)

Rayquarian · February 21, 2009, 02:16:09 PM

I wonder what would have happened if this game was published. It would have been the most controversial game ever and GTA 4 wouldn't have existed because no one would have been able to swallow Kayne's game.

Mystic · February 21, 2009, 02:19:07 PM

He should make the penis wear the Kanye shades.

Quote from: Rayquarian on February 21, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
no one would have been able to swallow Kayne's game.

Hehe.

Java · February 21, 2009, 02:33:40 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:08 PM
Kanye's so full of s***, I swear.

I agree.
The guy is just so arrogant...

Zovistograt · February 21, 2009, 07:16:16 PM

heh, I can't tell if he's serious or not >.>

Indigo · February 21, 2009, 07:37:04 PM

That is... epic genius... The 30-year-old part was... =|

But otherwise, that was lol material.

PsychoYoshi · February 21, 2009, 08:20:53 PM

the final boss in the game was george w. bush

because he doesn't care about black people

The Riddler · February 21, 2009, 08:35:09 PM

Title should say Kanye West, not 7th grader. The former is more surprising.