Three different Jehovah witness clerks in Three weeks at my house.
How do I get rid of them? ideas anyone? Traps ect?
It's really starting to bother me. :U
Show up to the door naked and start preaching your own religion. Make sure to mention sacrifice and hint towards suicide pacts. :)
Three words...Double Barrel Shotgun...
Just keep talking to them about stuff that's completely unrelated until they get bored.
Bring them to NSF.
Two things will happen:
1) They'll never show up at your house again after we are done with them.
2) We have ourselves 50,000 active new members.
well, yelling at them and telling them you don't believe in god makes them go away and it ensures that they never come back again.
my dad uused to just be nice to them and stuff then he would sit and complain after.
so one day i took matters into my own hands and i yelled at the dumb people at my door, they haven't returned sense.
and that was about two years ago.
Do not answer the door.
Tell them to go away.
Talk about crap.
Ask them the following:
Them: We are jehovah witnesses.
You: Are you sure?
Them: Yeah.
You: How sure are you?
Them: 100%.
You: 100% percent of what?
Three words...Double Barrel Shotgun... Almost humane considering the conditions, but legalities might be an ass.
Show up to the door naked and start preaching your own religion. Make sure to mention sacrifice and hint towards suicide pacts. ^^^ Hmmm it's so crazy... It might just work!! =DDD
Just keep talking to them about stuff that's completely unrelated until they get bored. <- Talk to them? O.o that's insane. They will eat my soul D=
Bring them to NSF. <- I don't think they know how to use the internet <3 Maybe I could capture of and teach it how to use the net though =3
Walk to the door with a gun without any ammo... Or bring out a crowbar (Works for Gordon Freedman...)
New response: Buy one a hooker. Once he gets laid, he'll realize you rule, and being a JW that pesters people is bad. Being a JW is fine, pestering people is not, to clarify.
when you wrote JM i read it as JMV.
Quote from: Neimi_The_Nomad on March 13, 2009, 04:58:01 PM
Bring them to NSF. <- I don't think they know how to use the internet <3 Maybe I could capture of and teach it how to use the net though =3
I'm pretty sure someone was a Jehovah's Witness here...wasn't it...oh what's her name...
It was Kita.
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 13, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
It was Kita.
If I value my life, should I hade from this user before she kills me? ;_; I like my life currently D=
You remember Rhyme from NS2, yes? That's her.
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 13, 2009, 05:22:04 PM
You remember Rhyme from NS2, yes? That's her.
Ahh, yes I do. So most of the users here are from Nsider and a few from NS2. I see =)
Ask them many questions involving forks.
Or just don't answer the door.
Quote from: lacey on March 13, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
well, yelling at them and telling them you don't believe in god makes them go away and it ensures that they never come back again.
my dad uused to just be nice to them and stuff then he would sit and complain after.
so one day i took matters into my own hands and i yelled at the dumb people at my door, they haven't returned sense.
and that was about two years ago.
I just kinda fake kindness and then blow 'em off.
I just say "I don't care, and will just throw away/burn anything you give me anyway" that tends to work
Iv'e never had that problem.
There are like, no JW's around here.
tell them you aren't interested. It worked for us.
System Restore to the last date BEFORE you got them Jehovahs Witnesses.
Pesky malware >_>
Saying you're gay is a one-of-a-kind guaranteed turnoff for the ones around here.