Me, I think I would spend my free time turning members of the KKK into blacks, hispanics and jews simply to see their reaction.
I don't actually care what they would do or if it changes they way act or think I just think it's a dick move that would never bore me.
If the laws of the universe bent to your will, how would you abuse your power?
Your mom.
Oh wait, I don't have to be omnipotent to do that.
Anyway, I'd probably do nothing unless it helped me. Maybe vaporize a few morons, but that's about it :3
Kill Michal.
Then Evan.
Then, I would make an unlimited amount of the best possible buffalo wings ever, and eat 1,000,000,000 of them.
I'd take over the world.
Actually, it'd be pretty boring taking over the world if I were omnipotent. I think I'd use my powers for good.
...No, still too easy. I think I'll toy with people. Yeah, that's what I'd do.
Chill and use it for stupid things. Nothing big like inta-lose 30 lbs. or free PS3 :D
Nothing big and never tell anyone.
I would take fantasy characters and bring them into reality. And make them disappear the next day.
The Internet would explode.
I'd do what MYL said except the part about making them disappear.
I'd also get rid of the dumb asses that think the world revolves around them.
And I'd use my powers for the benefit of science.
And If I'm nice enough, cure aids, diabetes, and cancer.
It doesn't seem all that fun, really.
Take a look at Vaatix. He's bored all the time.
I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.
Quote from: Super on March 27, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
It doesn't seem all that fun, really.
Take a look at Vaatix. He's bored all the time.
Because 20+ years of Omnipotency gets boring
I'd intercourse with people, and piss off faggots.
Pranks. Mess with people.
Funny stuff.
Muhahaha.
"oh hey there's Snorkel"
*ZAP*
"heheheh :3"
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 27, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
"oh hey there's Snorkel"
*ZAP*
"heheheh :3"
You should force him to hold the Earth on his shoulders for all eternity. Then again, he'd probably sell it to some aliens.
During winter I would pull the sun closer to the earth for one day and then move it twice as far away the next. I would also make it so that the Bermuda Triangle was extremely dangerous, thus increasing the legend as more ships go down in it.
Probably make as many hot girls as I could battle each other in the rain.
There is always a hotter girl.
Quote from: Qsmash on March 27, 2009, 03:11:21 PM
I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.
Well dur but How?
We'd all be Dieties for the lawls.
I want to know how.
I would affect free will and make a girl fall in love with a really nerdy kid who can't get girls. Then, just as he's about to ask her out, she makes out with the most popular guy in school.
I think the regular God does this, but I can see why it would be fun for him.
Quote from: TimeMage on March 30, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 27, 2009, 03:11:21 PM
I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.
Well dur but How?
We'd all be Dieties for the lawls.
I want to know how.
idk Rocky boxing a nazi clown T-rex while on a unicycle in a subway of New York.
Quote from: Qsmash on March 31, 2009, 07:06:26 PM
idk Rocky boxing a nazi clown T-rex while on a unicycle in a subway of New York.
Well it's a start.
I'd pretend to be god and tell all the fundementalist Christians that they had to come to my house because the rapture was here. Once they got here, I'd make them play "simon says" until they all collapsed due to fatigue.
I would........ I dunno, live a normal life and use it whenever it's nescassary.
I don't know. Kill myself I guess.