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Title: Real Dreams
Post by: Doodle on May 16, 2009, 12:04:52 AM
Dreams where you wake up and find that you're doing the thing you were dreaming about. Do you get any of those?
I remember when I was little, I went to the bathroom in my dream.
I woke up to found myself peeing. :\
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Kilroy on May 16, 2009, 12:08:11 AM
Whenever I set an alarm, I always have a dream where I go insane because I can hear the sound of the alarm in my head non-stop, but no one else can.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Macawmoses on May 16, 2009, 12:09:11 AM
I get dreams about cooking. I found myself with a singed shirt one morning. Apparently I cooked it and tried eating it. My parents even taped it. :\
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Custom on May 16, 2009, 12:56:15 AM
When I do have dreams, they are about dying.

Sometimes I commit suicide by jumping off a cliff in my dreams, and when I wake up it seriously feels like I'm falling/fell and felt the impact.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Shujinco2 on May 16, 2009, 01:00:51 AM
Not really. I sometimes get Dreams about stuff I'll do later, kinda like Visions. But they are very unimportant.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: JrDude on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Macawmoses on May 16, 2009, 01:52:25 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
Yes. You gave yourself one.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Kilroy on May 16, 2009, 02:22:05 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
Dude, what the hell.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Lotos on May 17, 2009, 06:31:37 AM
Do wet dreams count?
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: HTA! on May 17, 2009, 07:24:16 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
Go die.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Doodle on May 17, 2009, 08:11:15 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
Erm...yes, I guess that counts... >_>
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: The Seventh on May 17, 2009, 01:35:57 PM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 16, 2009, 12:04:52 AM
Dreams where you wake up and find that you're doing the thing you were dreaming about. Do you get any of those?
I remember when I was little, I went to the bathroom in my dream.
I woke up to found myself peeing. :\
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry, but you have to admit, looking back on that, it was kinda funny at the least.

I don't know how many times I have posted these O_O

1. I was sitting up in my bed, and a hand put the clock in on the night stand, 1 minute before I was supposed to wake up.  Then it is time, and the alarm goes off.  I wake up with a jolt to find my self sitting up :O
2. I get up.  The clock says 6:00.  I walk to the stairs.  It's too dark...  hmmm...

I go to my room.  I see the clock saying something like 2:00 or so in the morning O_o
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
So disgusting, yet so funny.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: sean09 on May 17, 2009, 03:54:30 PM
I once dreamed I was eating a sandwich, only to wake up to me chewing on my pillow.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Zovistograt on May 17, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
I had a dream where I had speedcore soda.  When I drank it, I heard "Minami Ikebukuro Hardcore Custom" by m1dy.

That is one of the tracks in my wake-up mix on my alarm clock.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Captain Justice on May 17, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?
hilarious....how old are you 13?
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: JrDude on May 17, 2009, 11:32:20 PM
Quote from: Echo on May 17, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
hilarious....how old are you 13?
Haha. We are all so impressed. Who could've thought of that insult? A intercourse ing genius, that's who! Damn I wish I was as smart as you <3.[/sarcasm]
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Vaatix on May 17, 2009, 11:33:29 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 17, 2009, 11:32:20 PM
Haha. We are all so impressed. Who could've thought of that insult? A intercourse ing genius, that's who! Damn I wish I was as smart as you <3.[/sarcasm]
And we get an example of your ever powerful wit.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Eizweir on May 18, 2009, 07:26:28 PM
There are times where I guess I'm not 100% out.  So I'm dreaming, and I'm usually doing something physical, like playing basketball (real example).  So in my dream I'm playing, then I pass or shoot the ball or something, and my body will actually jerk forward like I actually did it.

So I'm asleep, dreaming of playing basketball and I shoot the ball in my dream.  My sleeping body's hands jerk forward like I actually shot the ball and it wakes me up instantly.  Other examples are I'm dreaming of like running or something, then I trip.  I reach out to catch myself, and my hands jerk forward again.  Sometimes I kick out, it's weird O_o

I'm messed up.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: Custom on May 18, 2009, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: VaatixGanon on May 17, 2009, 11:33:29 PM
And we get an example of your ever powerful wit.

He never put a starting tag.
We can assume every single thing he has said on this forum up until that is sarcasm.
Title: Re: Real Dreams
Post by: JrDude on May 18, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on May 18, 2009, 07:41:26 PM
He never put a starting tag.
We can assume every single thing he has said on this forum up until that is sarcasm.
For all you know, that's true.