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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 03:16:36 PM

Title: Cullenism
Post by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
http://8th-circuit.com/?q=content/move-over-scientology-cullenism-rise#new

Basically, Twilight religion. We've likely talked about it before, it's old, etc. However, I feel like discussing this, ninnyes.

How do you think this pseudo-religion will play out? It seems like a money grab to me...
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
why god why... @_@

Seriously, these people are bat poop insane. At least the Trekkies and the Star Wars religious types always have an offbeat sense of awarness about them, but god these twilight hacks are just scary.
Besides, how could you start a religion off of the most overrated and frankly bad "vampire" (Ed is as much of a vampire as Naruto is a ninja) story ever "written" (my stuff is better than hers, honestly).
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
why god why... @_@

Seriously, these people are bat s*** insane. At least the Trekkies and the Star Wars religious types always have an offbeat sense of awarness about them, but god these twilight hacks are just scary.
Besides, how could you start a religion off of the most overrated and frankly bad "vampire" (Ed is as much of a vampire as Naruto is a ninja) story ever "written" (my stuff is better than hers, honestly).
Those individuals tend to have an IQ though. That's the difference. The swarms of 12 year old girls have hormones.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:39:36 PM
Quote from: Macbeth on May 30, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
Those individuals tend to have an IQ though. That's the difference. The swarms of 12 year old girls have hormones.
don't get me started on the fan girls. They're like Cloud fangirls on crack and foaming at the mouth X_X:;
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 03:43:28 PM
I'm well aware.

What scares me is the fact parents are openly a part of this...trend.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: DededeCloneChris on May 30, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: Macbeth on May 30, 2009, 03:43:28 PM
I'm well aware.

What scares me is the fact parents are openly a part of this...trend.
Maybe they think it's a club and nothing else?
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on May 30, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Maybe they think it's a club and nothing else?
Honestly, I doubt it. When I got dragged to the movie I saw a ton of middle aged women drooling.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:47:25 PM
again, worst "book" ever "written" and of course hollywood sells out
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Kilroy on May 30, 2009, 03:53:42 PM
Yes, it is indeed old, but it's also pathetic.

Also, it seems like a good time to use this image.

(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/128871364049447678.jpg)
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Gwen Khan on May 30, 2009, 03:54:45 PM
Twilight: The Enduring Love Story About a Pedophile and a Necropheliac.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: KingBoo on May 30, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Gtfo Mace.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Super on May 30, 2009, 04:30:08 PM
Is this level of stupidity....possible?
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Macawmoses on May 30, 2009, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: KingBoo on May 30, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Gtfo Mace.
Oh, you.

And apparently Super. I'm surprised a certain Nintendo forum hasn't adopted it.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Qsmash on May 30, 2009, 05:03:00 PM
This is intercourse ing stupid. They need to slapped, shook, and yelled at.

Damn teenage girls. >:(
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Doodle on May 30, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
...it's a freaking book. This "fad" is starting to get ridiculous.
I'm glad it's not this bad at my school.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Magnum on May 30, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
Well then I'm pretty ready for the Apocalypse now. Humans fully deserve it at this point.
Or at least the stupid portion that needs to learn some good authors and not go w/ the flow. Seriously. This is like Harry Potter on a new level.

Also, nice picture Kilroy.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Kierou on May 30, 2009, 06:41:55 PM
Erm. Alot of NS2'ers hate twilight as well. Mostly my fellow roleplayers.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: MagnumSonic on May 30, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
Well then I'm pretty ready for the Apocalypse now. Humans fully deserve it at this point.
Or at least the stupid portion that needs to learn some good authors and not go w/ the flow. Seriously. This is like Harry Potter on a new level.

Also, nice picture Kilroy.
At least Rowling is a competent author, who actually knows how to detail things and the like. Irony being that I'm Jewish, but these books SHOULD be burned X_X;;
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Light on May 30, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
Besides, how could you start a religion off of the most overrated and frankly bad "vampire" (Ed is as much of a vampire as Naruto is a ninja) story ever "written" (my stuff is better than hers, honestly).
Yeah-no. Yes, the series is overrated, and yes, the movie was poop. But the story was actually decent. Above average, actually. Yours? Ahahaha.

Now, on to the subject at hand. Cullenism is retarded. It's a story written by a stay-at-home mom. Cullenism is retarded. This thing is not a religion, it's a piece of fiction.

Oh, and did I mention how it's retarded?
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Super on May 30, 2009, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: Light on May 30, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
Yeah-no. Yes, the series is overrated, and yes, the movie was poop. But the story was actually decent. Above average, actually. Yours? Ahahaha.

Now, on to the subject at hand. Cullenism is retarded. It's a story written by a stay-at-home mom. Cullenism is retarded. This thing is not a religion, it's a piece of fiction.

Oh, and did I mention how it's retarded?
Actually, that is what religion is.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Custom on May 30, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I FUCKING hate Twilight.
I cannot stress this enough.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Super on May 30, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on May 30, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I FUCKING hate Twilight.
I cannot stress this enough.
Oh c'mon, I'm pretty sure you've had an urge to douse yourself in glitter.

D=
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Custom on May 30, 2009, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: Super on May 30, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
Oh c'mon, I'm pretty sure you've had an urge to douse yourself in glitter.

D=

No.
Title: Re: Cullenism
Post by: Magnum on May 30, 2009, 11:06:58 PM
Quote from: Super on May 30, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
Oh c'mon, I'm pretty sure you've had an urge to douse yourself in glitter.

D=
Yeah. But I then don't go walking around saying I'm a vampire.