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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:06:32 AM

Title: Slap
Post by: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:06:32 AM
Ever want to hit someone so hard in the face that they lie on the ground and die?


I once wanted to slam a waitress's face onto a table because she got three of my orders wrong.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Macawmoses on July 05, 2009, 02:08:00 AM
How the intercourse  did she get three wrong?

And not exactly. I talk the talk, but I don't get urges like that often. Notable exception was that dumbass dad who insisted his kids racist paper was worth an A+, when the only way that'd be possible was if I marked on ignorance.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Ares300 on July 05, 2009, 02:08:36 AM
Well maybe not die, but I have wanted to smack more than a few people, occasionaly I actually do slug some dudes :O
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
She was new and it was busy in the restaurant.


Plus, she was a woman.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Doodle on July 05, 2009, 02:10:09 AM
Quote from: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
Plus, she was a woman.
I lol'd extremely hard. D:
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Macawmoses on July 05, 2009, 02:10:24 AM
Quote from: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
She was new and it was busy in the restaurant.


Plus, she was a woman.
Where was your sammich?
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Mystic on July 05, 2009, 02:20:11 AM
Women are obsolete anyways.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Lotos on July 05, 2009, 08:10:54 AM
My ex obviously.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: The Seventh on July 05, 2009, 12:26:59 PM
This one kid in my 9th grade tech ed class.

Boy, he was so annoying I actually thought about taking the air compressor and smashing his head in with it.



Uh, did I really say that?  He was a wimp anyway.  i could have so easily taken him, it would have been sad.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 06, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
practically every little kid playing on xbox live.
God I can't stand their whiny, selfish, high-pitched voices.  :robotangry:
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on July 06, 2009, 12:57:56 AM
My dad. Can't stand him. Then there's just too many people to list off. I prefer to use my fists/feet anyways. They leave bigger bruises.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 06, 2009, 01:27:25 AM
Only a few come along every once in a while on the chat room site I go to. But I don't think I'd go as far as physical violence.

Title: Re: Slap
Post by: SkyMyl on July 06, 2009, 02:05:54 AM
The dude at my store who makes sandwiches after 3. He has a 60% chance of screwing up ONE sandwich. Just one. After he screws up, I get to go back and fix it...and he gets it wrong, again. Third time round, I want to kick him.

...who the hell manages to screw up one sandwich?
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Super on July 06, 2009, 03:12:35 AM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 06, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
practically every little kid playing on xbox live.
God I can't stand their whiny, selfish, high-pitched voices.  :robotangry:
Then why don't you play with the cool kids?
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 06, 2009, 10:06:00 AM
Many people.
I never follow through, though.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: on July 07, 2009, 09:57:30 AM
Every single time I come here. But yeah, I have, although not really anymore. But it was quite often in my early to mid childhood.
Title: Re: Slap
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 07, 2009, 10:00:51 AM
Whiny brats who try to pick fights with you only to run away if you threaten them.