Slap

Super · July 05, 2009, 02:06:32 AM

Ever want to hit someone so hard in the face that they lie on the ground and die?

I once wanted to slam a waitress's face onto a table because she got three of my orders wrong.

Macawmoses · July 05, 2009, 02:08:00 AM

How the intercourse did she get three wrong?

And not exactly. I talk the talk, but I don't get urges like that often. Notable exception was that dumbass dad who insisted his kids racist paper was worth an A+, when the only way that'd be possible was if I marked on ignorance.

Ares300 · July 05, 2009, 02:08:36 AM

Well maybe not die, but I have wanted to smack more than a few people, occasionaly I actually do slug some dudes :O

Super · July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM

She was new and it was busy in the restaurant.

Plus, she was a woman.

Doodle · July 05, 2009, 02:10:09 AM

Quote from: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
Plus, she was a woman.

I lol'd extremely hard. D:

Macawmoses · July 05, 2009, 02:10:24 AM

Quote from: Super on July 05, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
She was new and it was busy in the restaurant.

Plus, she was a woman.

Where was your sammich?

Mystic · July 05, 2009, 02:20:11 AM

Women are obsolete anyways.

Lotos · July 05, 2009, 08:10:54 AM

My ex obviously.

The Seventh · July 05, 2009, 12:26:59 PM

This one kid in my 9th grade tech ed class.

Boy, he was so annoying I actually thought about taking the air compressor and smashing his head in with it.

Uh, did I really say that? He was a wimp anyway. i could have so easily taken him, it would have been sad.

Triforceman22 · July 06, 2009, 12:29:18 AM

practically every little kid playing on xbox live.
God I can't stand their whiny, selfish, high-pitched voices. :robotangry:

Anarchy_Jas · July 06, 2009, 12:57:56 AM

My dad. Can't stand him. Then there's just too many people to list off. I prefer to use my fists/feet anyways. They leave bigger bruises.

StarWindWizard7 · July 06, 2009, 01:27:25 AM

Only a few come along every once in a while on the chat room site I go to. But I don't think I'd go as far as physical violence.

SkyMyl · July 06, 2009, 02:05:54 AM

The dude at my store who makes sandwiches after 3. He has a 60% chance of screwing up ONE sandwich. Just one. After he screws up, I get to go back and fix it...and he gets it wrong, again. Third time round, I want to kick him.

...who the hell manages to screw up one sandwich?

Super · July 06, 2009, 03:12:35 AM

Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 06, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
practically every little kid playing on xbox live.
God I can't stand their whiny, selfish, high-pitched voices. :robotangry:

Then why don't you play with the cool kids?

Silverhawk79 · July 06, 2009, 10:06:00 AM

Many people.
I never follow through, though.