ITT: We post spoilers that aren't so spoilery anymore, but once had some shock value.
*Snape kills Dumbledore.
*Sephiroth kills Aeris.
*Darth Vader is Luke's father.
*Rob is in Brawl.
*There is no 40th Brawler.
*Rob is the Ancient Minister.
Mufasa dies.
Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 09, 2009, 08:45:13 AM
*Rob is in Brawl.
*There is no 40th Brawler.
*Rob is the Ancient Minister.
What is the last one even about? .-.
*Kratos is Lloyd's father
Quote from: Customrobo13 on July 09, 2009, 09:00:26 AM
What is the last one even about? .-.
R.O.B.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Covering Video Games:
It was all a plot to resurrect Dracula.
Chrono dies.
Roxas is Sora's Nobody.
Samus is a girl.
Zelda is Sheik.
The Cake is a lie.
The Companion Cube dies.
Shadow dies.
Soma is Dracula's reincarnation.
Solid Snake is Big Boss's clone.
Flonne becomes a Fallen Angel.
I'm done.
Lyra and Will are separated forever
Rashmanika Els = Aura
Skade is killed by the Inhibitors, Clavain is tortured to death
SAMUS IS A GIRL!
At the end of the book he eats the green eggs and ham and really likes them.
The cake isn't a lie.
[spoiler]there is no spoon[/spoiler]
Quote from: Echo on July 09, 2009, 10:44:45 AM
At the end of the book he eats the green eggs and ham and really likes them.
Win.
Your princess is in another castle.
THE BLACK KNIGHT IS ANNA THE HELPFUL HINT GIRL
Tetra is really Zelda.
YOU ARE THE DEMONS.
they don't have a clown statue
humans can lick too
Eli Vance dies.
HEAVY IS SPY.
Godot is the killer. (saddest game series i've ever played)
Adachi is the killer
Nyx was summoned by mankind's desire for death
Gaz, Griggs, and Price ALL die
Fredrick is the final boss for no reason
Van is the bad guy + Final boss
Ovan is also the bad guy + Final Boss
Cloud has Sephiroth's cells(or something like that. FF7 is the 5 from the bottom on my favorite FF)
Saren really IS the bad guy
Delecroux actually killed the girl, Sieg is just taking the blame(I Freakin LOVE Chaos Legion)
That guy Altair works for? Actually the bad guy
Liquid is Snake's brother
Zeus betrays Kratos, Titan's are good guys
Xenosaga says, "Screw off religion, Abel is God!"
Faize are b da villain(That one actually might not be mainstream yet) XD
Everyone DIES!(FFT, a lot of other games)
Sasuke leaves the village(ZOMG! NO!)
Harvey Dent is Two-Face
Malik is not Malik, that nice guy that everyone likes is Malik
Goku's power level is over 9000
Ansem is not Ansem, Diz is, But Xemnes is Ansem who is not Ansem, but Xehanort, and Xemnes is Xehanort's nobody, while Ansem, who is not Ansem, is Xehanort's Heartless(WTF Kingdom Hearts?)
Nergal is Athos' old friend, and Nils + Ninian are dragons
HE CAN FLY!!!!!!!(Kudos to all who get the reference)
To: Sync
By any chance, do you mean Adachi from SMT:P4? I just started playing it and I actually was trying to stay spoiler free from that :(
Quote from: MagnumSonic on July 09, 2009, 03:49:33 PM
To: Sync
By any chance, do you mean Adachi from SMT:P4? I just started playing it and I actually was trying to stay spoiler free from that :(
...Oh dear
I am very sorry. :(
..I really am.
Mion didn't kill them all, Shion did
Rika is Oyashiro-sama's reincarnation
Hanyuu pwns Keiichi then says "Nipaah!"
Quote from: Sync on July 09, 2009, 04:05:45 PM
...Oh dear
I am very sorry. :(
..I really am.
Oh darn :(
Just please tell me he isn't the Final Boss and I'll be fine.
Quote from: Tortylla on July 09, 2009, 03:15:10 PM
Eli Vance dies.
HEAVY IS SPY.
Gogot is the killer. (saddest game series i've ever played)
Do you mean Godot or some character I have never heard of?
Sasuke kills Itatchi (about 4 times)
Ares used you
Chewbacca dies
299 die
Jill survived
Kramer doesnt stay in California
You are Revan
Quote from: MagnumSonic on July 09, 2009, 04:08:16 PM
Oh darn :(
Just please tell me he isn't the Final Boss and I'll be fine.
He kinda is if you don't get the true ending.
Kagome wishes the Shikon no Tama away in the manga
Naraku is never defeated in the anime
Snape is the "Half-Blood Prince"
Tidus is a dream of the Fayth
Tidus disappears
Tidus comes back in X-2 if you play it right
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on July 09, 2009, 04:27:32 PM
Do you mean Godot or some character I have never heard of?
Gogot is Godot's evil Chinese twin.
Actually, I'm just retarded.
Arkantos is favored by Zeus and not Poseidon.
Koholint Island is all a dream.
Nathan dies
Nathan dies
Nathan dies
Sylar is tricked into thinking he is Nathan
-Dr. Wily is an alien! ...or not.
-Mr. X was actually Wily. ...wait, no, that was obvious.
-Spider was actually Redips, who was using X. Also, Redips is Spider backwards. Somehow I didn't realize that. Damn it.
-Zero dies. This time, he goes down with a space colony and an old man who started a war. HEROICALLY.
Bruce Willis was dead the entire time.
On an off note, since Echo mentioned it...
CoD4 had a great story. :D
Anyway...
Elbert is still alive.
Nils is a dragon.
Shiek is Zelda.
YOU ARE THE KING.
Anyway, Magnum... was it Peter Pan. D:
I didn't mention a thing abt CoD4.....unless Bruce Willis was in some secret ending that I never got.
Vaatix takes over the world.
Aeris dies
Voldemort kills snape
The milk was spoiled
Snape had a thing for Harry's mom.
Ron's mom wasn't happy when he stole that car.
Link says "Well, Excuuuuuuse me princess!" in every episode.
Those were the droids you were looking for.
Everyone dies. Even you.
Also, this thread spoils stories.
It was Wargrave.
Gman hires you.
Fayt, Maria, and Sophia are human weapons to save the universe.
Leonora is the girl Palom tried to bluff and show off at the end of FFIV.
Naoto is most definitely not a guy but a girl.
Cynthia is the Champion.
Zero was going to be Sigma but the roles changed.
Neither of the endings in Star Fox Command are true at all and will remain in a mystery until his creator gets inspiration again.
Tabuu is the real final boss and Link's uncle.
Apollo is the actress's son as well as Trucy's brother.
You can save Calco & Brina.
Meta Knight is a tough blue Kirby.
Cyrus has a grandfather at the desert of the Resort Area.
Quote from: HTA on July 10, 2009, 10:54:43 AM
On an off note, since Echo mentioned it...
CoD4 had a great story. :D
Anyway...
Elbert is still alive.
Nils is a dragon.
Shiek is Zelda.
YOU ARE THE KING.
Anyway, Magnum... was it Peter Pan. D:
Yeah :D
My final one...
...Killroy is the Final Boss =O
Voldemort kills Harry.
:3
They stopped hopping on pop.
Master Chief is still alive. :O
There is no bathroom.
It was all a dream.
Rosebud is the sled.
It's not a tumor.
Nicole Kidman's a ghost.
Quote from: Mystic on July 15, 2009, 12:58:05 PM
Voldemort kills Harry.
:3
Aw darn, I went through the entire topic to make sure no one put that and then last page you post it.
The female version of Ron and Harry Potter get married.
Braveheart dies in the end.
Darth Vader kills the Sith dude. D:
No John, YOU are the alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then John was an alien.
The end.
Voldemort kills Snape.
osht woops ::)
Bowser did it.
No, Metroid Prime 3 does not get any better.
Quote from: Jono2 on July 19, 2009, 09:33:33 AM
No, Metroid Prime 3 does not get any better.
That's arguable. The Space Pirate Homeworld is pretty cool. But I mean that's about it.
Quote from: SolidSNK on July 19, 2009, 12:25:53 PM
That's arguable. The Space Pirate Homeworld is pretty cool. But I mean that's about it.
oh, i guess so. I forgot how cool it was. Most of the area was actually pretty good.
Quote from: Jono2 on July 19, 2009, 09:33:33 AM
No, Metroid Prime 3 does not get any better.
*sobs*
In the new Harry Potter movie...SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
Quote from: Javert on July 15, 2009, 04:39:23 PM
There is no bathroom.
It was all a dream.
Rosebud is the sled.
It's not a tumor.
Nicole Kidman's a ghost.
I was going to post those. ;_;
Banjo defeats grunty
The hydra is exploded
Darth vader was working with the emperor all along
You drive yourself to safety off something exploding on a warthog
King dedede was trying to help out dreamland after all!
The president's daughter wants your dick and you decline.
President Eden is a computer.
Quote from: SolidSNK on July 19, 2009, 08:55:02 PM
The president's daughter wants your dick and you decline.
Leon is such a moron.
Oh, right. Forgot this one.
Dumbledore is gay.
Also, the man in Hyrule Castle was evil after all. D:
YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!
But you're still hungry.
Quote from: Kierou on July 29, 2009, 02:29:56 AM
YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!
But you're still hungry.
The world ended ten years ago.
Your Girlfriend's Dad is actually the Emperor of the Jadow.
Your dad is actually the leader of the Gedow.
Their will nevar be Viewtiful Joe 3.
The Amaterasu that defeats Orochi the first time is actually it's Future Reincarnation, which also ended up killing Orochi a second time earlier in it's life.
You revive your dead girlfriend but only after taking an unspeakable evil into your body from killing 13 massive guardians and then being transformed into an infant.
Travis Touchdown was actually seeking revenge against his ex-girlfriend Jeane who killed his parents because she's actually the illegitimate child of his father who abandoned her and her mom.
Louie gets left on the Strange Planet.
Captain Qwark is a phony.
Kingdom Hearts 2 makes no goddam sense and we still play it anyway.
It was Luigi with shades on the whole time.
Nobody know whats for dinner.
Martin Septim turns into a dragon and annihilates Mehrunes Dagon.
Her mom was phone.
Quote from: Kierou on July 29, 2009, 02:29:56 AM
YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!
But you're still hungry.
But the future refused to change...
Dan Conner really died
Jackie is a lesbian, not her mom
Becky married David
Darlene married Mark
They never won the lottery
Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2009, 11:32:15 AM
Dan Conner really died
Jackie is a lesbian, not her mom
Becky married David
Darlene married Mark
They never won the lottery
OH SHIT ROSEANNE.
Neo is the one.
Knuckles is actually a good guy.
I'm a Tomato!(200 points to who gets that one)
Oedipus ends up killing his father anyway.
Stewie doesn't actually kill Lois. It was just a virtual reality trip.
You're not actually an assassin named Altair. It was just a virtual reality trip.
HAL tries to kill everybody.
GLaDos tries to kill everybody.
V.I.K.I. tries to kill everybody.
Aang removes the Fire Lord's Bending.
Soylent Green is people.
Dil is actually a guy.
Rosebud was the sled.
Verbal was Keyeser Soze all along.
It's not actually 1897. The residents of the village have been lied to their whole lives.
To Serve Man! It's a Cookbook!
He was in hell the whole time.
There WAS something on the wing of the plane.
The aliens are actually humans. The planet is inhabited by giants.
They never left the atmosphere.
The extra bus passenger is a martian but the bar hop owner was from Venus and has routed the Martian Invasion with his own.
Their actually toys for the needy.
Aliens where manipulating the environment to get the people to turn against each other.
King Kong dies.
The planet of the apes is Earth.
The Titanic sinks while Celine Dion sings.
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are the same person.
Soylent Green is people.
Samus is a girl.
Sheik is Zelda.
Soma is Dracula.
Solid Snake and Liquid Snake are clones of Big Boss.
Snake isn't MGS2's main character.
Roxas and Namine are nobodies of Sora and Kairi.
Optimus Prime dies.
Jesus dies.
It was his sled.
Jean Gray dies. And is reborn. Then dies again. And so on.
Leia is Luke's sister.
Vader is Luke's father.
Norman Bates's murderous mother is actually his other personality.
In Old Yeller, the dog dies.
Bambi's mother dies.
Spock dies. Until the sequel.
Aeris dies.
Shadow dies until Sonic Heroes.
It's always Dr. Wily.
Quote from: TimeMage on July 30, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
I'm a Tomato!(200 points to who gets that one)
The Big O?
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/QSMASH/eddysbrothercrop.jpg)
Quote from: Qsmashbro on July 30, 2009, 09:10:48 AM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/QSMASH/eddysbrothercrop.jpg)
Whaaaaaat!!!?!
Someone over the age of 12 actually exists in that show? With a face and everything?
Also did they ever explain why Eddy is bald?
Yep, yep, and I don't think so.
also, Edd is the bald one.
Hair is a state of mind in that show.
Except for the girls....and jimmy.
All the guys had like lines coming off their heads as representations of hair.
Quote from: TimeMage on July 30, 2009, 09:38:51 AM
Hair is a state of mind in that show.
Except for the girls....and jimmy.
All the guys had like lines coming off their heads as representations of hair.
And Rolf.
WHAT?! THEY SHOW EDDY'S BROTHER?!
Apparently...
Wow...It took my brains full writing staff for this post didn't it?
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on July 31, 2009, 12:00:42 AM
WHAT?! THEY SHOW EDDY'S BROTHER?!
Only in the TV movie, which has yet to be shown in America, as far as I know.
doodle is gay
Bill Clinton really had sex with that woman.
Quote from: Ron on August 01, 2009, 10:30:28 PM
Bill Clinton really had sex with that woman.
:robotindifferent:doodle doesn't have sex with woman
The holy grail is in the Frenchmans castle
Brian dies
Harry is the master of the elder wand
Harry is the heir of the peverell family
stuff happens
ahh, Ed, Edd, n Eddy was a great show
Nibleheim burned down.(or did it? :X)
Dobby dies. :[
-You are the weakest link
-She may be a lawyer, but she is not smarter than a 5th grader
-All the big money values got wiped off the board, but the greedy idiot still won't just take the banker's deal.