SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

[Titus Andronicus]

The president's daughter wants your dick and you decline.

[Tupin]

President Eden is a computer.

[Kilroy]

The president's daughter wants your dick and you decline.

Leon is such a moron.

[Flying Chickens]

Oh, right. Forgot this one.

Dumbledore is gay.
Also, the man in Hyrule Castle was evil after all. D:

[Kierou]

YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!




But you're still hungry.

[Cecil_and_Kain]

YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!




But you're still hungry.

The world ended ten years ago.

[Sgt.Chilly]

Your Girlfriend's Dad is actually the Emperor of the Jadow.
Your dad is actually the leader of the Gedow.
Their will nevar be Viewtiful Joe 3.
The Amaterasu that defeats Orochi the first time is actually it's Future Reincarnation, which also ended up killing Orochi a second time earlier in it's life.
You revive your dead girlfriend but only after taking an unspeakable evil into your body from killing 13 massive guardians and then being transformed into an infant.
Travis Touchdown was actually seeking revenge against his ex-girlfriend Jeane who killed his parents because she's actually the illegitimate child of his father who abandoned her and her mom.
Louie gets left on the Strange Planet.
Captain Qwark is a phony.
Kingdom Hearts 2 makes no goddam sense and we still play it anyway.
It was Luigi with shades on the whole time.
Nobody know whats for dinner.
Martin Septim turns into a dragon and annihilates Mehrunes Dagon.

[yes.derek]

Her mom was phone.

[SkyMyl]

YOUR HP/MP WAS RESTORED!




But you're still hungry.

But the future refused to change...

[Mystic]

Dan Conner really died
Jackie is a lesbian, not her mom
Becky married David
Darlene married Mark
They never won the lottery

[The Riddler]

Dan Conner really died
Jackie is a lesbian, not her mom
Becky married David
Darlene married Mark
They never won the lottery

OH SHIT ROSEANNE.

[Sgt.Chilly]

Neo is the one.
Knuckles is actually a good guy.
I'm a Tomato!(200 points to who gets that one)
Oedipus ends up killing his father anyway.
Stewie doesn't actually kill Lois. It was just a virtual reality trip.
You're not actually an assassin named Altair. It was just a virtual reality trip.
HAL tries to kill everybody.
GLaDos tries to kill everybody.
V.I.K.I. tries to kill everybody.
Aang removes the Fire Lord's Bending.
Soylent Green is people.
Dil is actually a guy.
Rosebud was the sled.
Verbal was Keyeser Soze all along.
It's not actually 1897.  The residents of the village have been lied to their whole lives.
To Serve Man! It's a Cookbook!
He was in hell the whole time.
There WAS something on the wing of the plane.
The aliens are actually humans.  The planet is inhabited by giants.
They never left the atmosphere.
The extra bus passenger is a martian but the bar hop owner was from Venus and has routed the Martian Invasion with his own.
Their actually toys for the needy.
Aliens where manipulating the environment to get the people to turn against each other.

[Triforce_Luigi]

King Kong dies.
The planet of the apes is Earth.
The Titanic sinks while Celine Dion sings.
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are the same person.
Soylent Green is people.
Samus is a girl.
Sheik is Zelda.
Soma is Dracula.
Solid Snake and Liquid Snake are clones of Big Boss.
Snake isn't MGS2's main character.
Roxas and Namine are nobodies of Sora and Kairi.
Optimus Prime dies.
Jesus dies.
It was his sled.
Jean Gray dies. And is reborn. Then dies again. And so on.
Leia is Luke's sister.
Vader is Luke's father.
Norman Bates's murderous mother is actually his other personality.
In Old Yeller, the dog dies.
Bambi's mother dies.
Spock dies. Until the sequel.
Aeris dies.
Shadow dies until Sonic Heroes.
It's always Dr. Wily.

I'm a Tomato!(200 points to who gets that one)

The Big O?

[Sgt.Chilly]

The Big O?

Ka-Ching!

We have a winnrar!

[Qsmash]