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Title: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 22, 2009, 08:23:59 PM
OK, time for me to rant about what happen to me today.

OK, I'm in the office counting down money when my cashier calls me to the front of the store.

I'm like, "OK... I wonder whats wrong?".

So I walk out the office and arm it, and gradually walk to the front of the store where my Cashier is. When she see's me she stoops down behind the counter and points towards the customer that she's dealing with. (I saw her stoop and point, the customer didn't see her do this) I immediately thought, "ohhh noo...". :-s

Anyway, I talked to the customer......

She is this Upper 40's, off tan, short/frazzle dirty blond hair, about 289 f***ing pounds with her friend and 2 fat ass daughters.

Her purchase is, 2 Nike Tempo shorts (The worlds most popular shorts that all girls and women wear, apparently).

She says, "I don't know what the confusion is about. Listen, all I want to do is buy these 2 shorts with my credit card...then come back tomorrow with just my receipt and a $30.00 gift card. All I want you to do is put $30.00's back on my credit card"

I look at my Cashier and then I tell the customers, "well Ma'am, we can't simply put $30.00's from a gift card Back on your credit card, it doesn't work that way".

She gets Louder and with a slight attitude... as more customers start to line up.

She says, "No, your not listening to me, If I return the shorts and re buy them but use my $30.00 gift card towards this purchase and the rest on my credit card, you should be able to do it".

I then tell her, "Ma'am, I'd need the shorts as well as the receipt in order to do that".

She gets louder ....then she leans over the counter and says,
"Well my daughters will be going out of town and I won't have the shorts with me!"

I say, " I'm sorry, but that's our return policy and "
*She cuts me off*

"And you call yourself a manager, your not even listening to me. You can't even run the store your working at! What is wrong with you?"
Her friend and daughters were laughing a little as well as them being embarrassed for her raising her voice at me and causing a slight commotion.

Then she says, "Well, I'll just return the shorts and use my gift card towards me buying the shorts again. Your one of the worst managers I've ever dealt with".

I said, "Well that's what I said the 1st time, Thank you."
And I walked off.

I was slightly mad, but at the same time as a manager...with out getting angry Or upset, I kept my cool and composure and did the right thing. Ahhh......... Retail....

But now that I think about it, I SHOULD of said, "Well Sorry, your Sh*t out luck, you fat f***!*"

For the 1st time in years... probably the 1st time ever, I felt an attitude coming out of me that I held back for a looooooooooong time.

It's either Gay with an attitude, or an Angry Black Man.
I don't know which one would of happen if I didn't held back.

Still feel a tiny Tinge of anger from the incident...but I'll get over it.


ANYBODY Else ever feel this way?
Of at least holding back?

Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 08:41:10 PM
Well, in the brief time I delivered pizzas (3 weeks, ha!), I only had one rude customer.
I was new to the job, and I got lost. I finally found it, but it took quite a while. I got to the door and they just gave me this dirty look and said in an incredibly snotty voice, "Took you long enough! :|" Keep in mind, this was like, my 3rd or 4th day on the job. I just apologized and said I got lost, was new on the job, etc., but they were like "Well, that's not an excuse for giving me cold pizza! >:(", I just apologized, took the money, and walked off. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I would have ninnyed her out and gotten a nice complaint filed against me.
Ugh...
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 22, 2009, 08:44:37 PM
Gay attitude, *takes our Scanner and strangles her with the wires*

Angry Black Man *Grabs a sandal from our footwear aise and slap the piss out of repeatedly* :)


Ahhhhhhhhhh......... my options are limitless
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 22, 2009, 09:39:18 PM
I pick the Angry Black Man option.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on July 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
When I worked at Price Chopper, I was never trained well with coupons. Apparently on certain days some coupons count double? I didn't know this. One coupon this lady had didn't exactly work scanning, and the scanner does it automatically. So I had to type in the bar code, and I guess that doesn't automatically double it.

It's a intercourse ing 10 cents coupon.

She gets so mad that I don't get what she means with double coupons, I tell her to go to customer service where they could help her out more than I could. So she does and yells at them about how poopty of a cashier I am. I clearly showed her in the right direction, and she intercourse ing reams me out for it. So then my manager had to take me into my office and yell at me about how I should be nicer to the customers because if they complain it's her who gets in trouble.

Fuck Price Chopper.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Captain Justice on July 22, 2009, 09:48:27 PM
if you ever feel slightly angry about that incident....just remind yourself that shes a fat ninny and it would suck to be her lol.

but seriously, people like that are intercourse ing pathetic.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 22, 2009, 10:12:08 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.
See...if I would of known they would of been angry at me, I'd spit in their food...or go on there front lawn... and add some Grass........(grind it up reallll good though) and sprinkle it on their pizza.

HEY WHATS THAT Green STUFF ON MY PIZZA?

Oh, Thats Oregano :P
(or however you spell it)

heheheheh
>:D
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 23, 2009, 12:52:02 AM
I know what you mean Star.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: phatyo on July 23, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
Should of complimented her hair and everything and how of a fine dessision of what shorts shes buying and all the other bull poop. Then ounce she gets all faltered cause if shes fat like, she must be a dike and never receives any of those. SOOOOO! Then ounce u were done lying you should of told her well as been a costumer we would love to see you here much more, so maybe you should go to the gym? Hit up that cardio ;)
She would of went home and though about what she did as a fat ninny. Cause for some reasons the fat ninnyes are the ones with the balls. They were probably so used to of been made fun of they learned how to do it way better right back. FUCK FAT BITCHES!
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: The Seventh on July 23, 2009, 07:46:51 AM
Wow.  She didn't give you a chance.

And that's true silver.  I realize that most of the time for delivery is so the pizza is adeqately cooked.  I'm not an ignorant bastard like that.
Quote from: SolidSNK on July 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
When I worked at Price Chopper, I was never trained well with coupons. Apparently on certain days some coupons count double? I didn't know this. One coupon this lady had didn't exactly work scanning, and the scanner does it automatically. So I had to type in the bar code, and I guess that doesn't automatically double it.

It's a intercourse ing 10 cents coupon.

She gets so mad that I don't get what she means with double coupons, I tell her to go to customer service where they could help her out more than I could. So she does and yells at them about how poopty of a cashier I am. I clearly showed her in the right direction, and she intercourse ing reams me out for it. So then my manager had to take me into my office and yell at me about how I should be nicer to the customers because if they complain it's her who gets in trouble.

Fuck Price Chopper.
Shit, dude.  Getting mad over not being able to get another 10 cents off?

And the manager didn't care about what you had to say?  Damn.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Jono2 on July 23, 2009, 08:03:17 AM
this is why i prefer to not work in sales.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Mutilator7 on July 23, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.

Don't shoot the messenger for bringing bad news... in form of cold pizza
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Nayrman on July 23, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
People are intercourse ing stupid. Worked fast food for three years... at Chick-Fil-A. EVERYTHING is chicken... and I've gotten people who ask for hamburgers at a chicken place... multiple times. Seriously, it's a one page menu, IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU FUCKING TWATS!
joys of living in the moronic south...
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on July 23, 2009, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on July 23, 2009, 08:03:17 AM
this is why i prefer to not work in sales.
This is why I quit that poop.

I work in a warehouse now with a few guys. Get paid more, get more hours, and don't hate life. I listen to my iPod all day and stock shoes.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 23, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on July 23, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
People are intercourse ing stupid. Worked fast food for three years... at Chick-Fil-A. EVERYTHING is chicken... and I've gotten people who ask for hamburgers at a chicken place... multiple times. Seriously, it's a one page menu, IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU FUCKING TWATS!
joys of living in the moronic south...

I have a theory about that: People become dumb and illiterate when in or around a store. There is just something about store that drops IQ level, but one will become immune to it if they start to work there.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on July 25, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
Some people get their jollies out of making everyone else miserable. You've been there long enough to know that. I don't see why you're getting so hot under the collar about it.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Captain Justice on July 25, 2009, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Tom Servo on July 23, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
I have a theory about that: People become dumb and illiterate when in or around a store. There is just something about store that drops IQ level, but one will become immune to it if they start to work there.
I have a theory: People talk loud when they wanna sound smart, right?
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Dawei on July 25, 2009, 10:10:20 PM
Quote from: Echo on July 25, 2009, 09:23:40 PM
I have a theory: People talk loud when they wanna sound smart, right?
CORRECT
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 25, 2009, 10:21:46 PM
Quote from: Mutilator<Seven> on July 23, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Don't shoot the messenger for bringing bad news... in form of cold pizza
Pizza wasn't cold, just not as warm as it should have been. D=
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Captain Justice on July 25, 2009, 11:07:54 PM
Quote from: Dawei on July 25, 2009, 10:10:20 PM
CORRECT
So if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and one, two, three, four!
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 26, 2009, 09:58:59 AM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on July 25, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
Some people get their jollies out of making everyone else miserable. You've been there long enough to know that. I don't see why you're getting so hot under the collar about it.
Yeah, but I wasn't manager. I only been a manager at least 4 1/2 months. All the other time I was there either I was somewhere else, or the customers complained to other people. I was never usually around and miss all the "action". Lol

Regardless, that store has never gotten a customer like that in in at least a year.
The entire situation was so ignorant, and highly uncalled for.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Lotos on July 26, 2009, 10:32:05 AM
Quote from: phatyo on July 23, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
SOOOOO! Then ounce u were done lying you should of told her well as been a costumer we would love to see you here much more, so maybe you should go to the gym? Hit up that cardio ;)

So you're saying that he should have told her that she shouldn't be coming to a sports clothing store if she's a fatass who doesn't even exercise?
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 26, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Echo on July 25, 2009, 11:07:54 PM
So if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and one, two, three, four!
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 26, 2009, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 26, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
I LOL 'D :D !!
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 26, 2009, 11:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on July 23, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
People are intercourse ing stupid. Worked fast food for three years... at Chick-Fil-A. EVERYTHING is chicken... and I've gotten people who ask for hamburgers at a chicken place... multiple times. Seriously, it's a one page menu, IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU FUCKING TWATS!
joys of living in the moronic south...

So, you're british now?  :P

I really hate fast food employees.
Like just yesterday, me and my dad both ordered a couple normal burgers and two medium fries.

so we check the bag, and there are 4 burger shots and no fries.

They are just absolute morons most of the time....
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Captain Justice on July 26, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 26, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
okay new theory, maybe we should play so quietly, nobody can hear us.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Lotos on July 26, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Big.  Meaty.  Claws.
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Thirteenthorder on July 26, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 26, 2009, 11:31:17 AM
So, you're british now?  :P

I really hate fast food employees.
Like just yesterday, me and my dad both ordered a couple normal burgers and two medium fries.

so we check the bag, and there are 4 burger shots and no fries.

They are just absolute morons most of the time....
Too true. There's this one McDonalds near my house. EVERY day I ask them for lemon, and EVERY day they say they are out. Today I looked at the cup, and it said "lemon available upon request"

:|
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 27, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: Lotos on July 26, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Big.  Meaty.  Claws.
THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES, Y'KNOW. >:(
Title: Re: Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.
Post by: whatwewishfor on August 01, 2009, 10:23:13 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 25, 2009, 10:21:46 PM
Pizza wasn't cold, just not as warm as it should have been. D=
you shoulda punched him in the nose