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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: L10 on October 30, 2009, 06:59:02 PM

Title: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: L10 on October 30, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
Na, the thread is misleading...

So, I got a cramp from DDR, I'm out of shape, any tricks to get rid of cramps?
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Riddler on October 30, 2009, 07:12:49 PM
I got a cramp in my leg during intercourse once.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: SkyMyl on October 30, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
I got a cramp in my leg from masturbation once. No joke, either.

And no, I don't know how to remedy your cramp. Sorry. D=
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Custom on October 30, 2009, 07:18:02 PM
Quote from: Milo_Cyrus on October 30, 2009, 07:12:49 PM
I got a cramp in my leg during intercourse once.

OH YES OH YEAH AWWW FUCK MY LEG AAAAA
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Riddler on October 30, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on October 30, 2009, 07:18:02 PM
OH YES OH YEAH AWWW FUCK MY LEG AAAAA
Almost exactly how it went.

Only for me it was
OH YEAH OH YES FUCK CHARLIE HORSE AAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Dog Food on October 30, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
I get cramps from my period sometimes. The way I handle it is by yelling loudly that I'm not in pain. It goes kinda like, "THIS DOESN'T HURT AT ALL. I'M FUCKING FINE. I FEEL GREAT, YEAH. I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE..." But I only do that if I'm alone. My other way to deal with pain is to ignore it.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Tsumaru on October 30, 2009, 08:33:46 PM
Quote from: Milo_Cyrus on October 30, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
Almost exactly how it went.

Only for me it was
OH YEAH OH YES FUCK CHARLIE HORSE AAAAAAAA

>implying Rob has sex
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Riddler on October 30, 2009, 08:51:16 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru on October 30, 2009, 08:33:46 PM
>implying Rob has sex
Where the hell have you been?
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Magnum on October 30, 2009, 08:57:33 PM
Drink a lot of water and punch the spot as hard as you can until it goes numb.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Syncopathic on October 30, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on October 30, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
Quote from: Sync~ on October 30, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[
...
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: JrDude on October 30, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
Quote from: Milo_Cyrus on October 30, 2009, 08:51:16 PM
Where the hell have you been?
Realitown
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on October 31, 2009, 08:42:34 AM
I think I'm in worse shape. I get cramps in the middle of the night. D: You need to stretch your leg when it cramps by pulling back on your foot. Or....if you can't reach your foot, the next best thing is to go. sssssss...aaaaaah...ssssssss...aaaaah and repeat until the pain is gone.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Seventh on October 31, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
The only cramps I ever get are random ones in my left foot, right in the arch.

I don't even know why.

I just keep moving my foot around.  It goes away pretty fast.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Allegretto on October 31, 2009, 09:34:08 AM
Kay..I'v never gotten a cramp from intercourse...never got one from masturbation...Jaw has never cramped from eating a girl out...but only done that once so can't say that to much..

But randomly when i'm sleeping i'll get one in my leg, it hurts like hell and I stand up very very quickly and put pressure on the leg that is cramping and it goes away in a moment or two.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Lotos on October 31, 2009, 10:06:17 AM
Quote from: Sync~ on October 30, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[

You ate out another girl?
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: SkyMyl on October 31, 2009, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: Sync~ on October 30, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[
I want to eat a girl out so badly.

/me feels out of character
/me feels ashamed
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Eizweir on November 01, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Stretch before and after playing, or any physical activity for that matter.

No, seriously.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Allegretto on November 01, 2009, 08:38:44 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on October 31, 2009, 11:02:29 AM
I want to eat a girl out so badly.

/me feels out of character
/me feels ashamed
http://media.photobucket.com/image/gun/outcasteddie/gun.png?o=8

Here's a gun. Go kill yourself.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Riddler on November 04, 2009, 01:52:15 AM
Quote from: XeroXephyr on November 01, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Stretch before and after playing, or any physical activity for that matter.

No, seriously.
Rule #18- Limber up.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Crispy Cobalt on November 04, 2009, 10:16:19 AM
http://sportsmedicine.about.com/od/legpainandinjuries/a/muscle_spasms.htm

Reading makes life a lot easier.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: The Seventh on November 07, 2009, 10:35:30 AM
OH SHI-

I got a horrible cramp on my lower left leg this morning, right as I woke up.

I seriously was about to yell "FUCK" with my dad in the next room...
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on November 07, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
Period cramps are 100x worse than you guys' random cramps. 'Nuff said. It's a good excuse to go and punch things though. >.>
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Friendly Hostile on November 07, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on November 07, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
Period cramps are 100x worse than you guys' random cramps. 'Nuff said. It's a good excuse to go and punch things though. >.>
Take your gosh darn Midol and move on with life then.  I am so tired of the whining about cramps.
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on November 07, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 07, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
Take your gosh darn Midol and move on with life then.  I am so tired of the whining about cramps.

I'm not whining, I'm just sayin'. Speaking of Midol though, it sounds like you could use a couple too. Want me to give you some?

X)
Title: Re: Intercoursing cramps!
Post by: Friendly Hostile on November 07, 2009, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on November 07, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
I'm not whining, I'm just sayin'. Speaking of Midol though, it sounds like you could use a couple too. Want me to give you some?

X)
Midol does not get rid of 2 papers, 3 lab reports and 4 finals.