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Intercoursing cramps!

Started by L10, October 30, 2009, 06:59:02 PM

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L10

Na, the thread is misleading...

So, I got a cramp from DDR, I'm out of shape, any tricks to get rid of cramps?
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The Riddler

I got a cramp in my leg during intercourse once.

SkyMyl

I got a cramp in my leg from masturbation once. No joke, either.

And no, I don't know how to remedy your cramp. Sorry. D=

Custom

Quote from: Milo_Cyrus on October 30, 2009, 07:12:49 PM
I got a cramp in my leg during intercourse once.

OH YES OH YEAH AWWW FUCK MY LEG AAAAA

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on March 11, 2013, 07:28:20 AM
Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!

I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

The Riddler

Quote from: Customrobo13 on October 30, 2009, 07:18:02 PM
OH YES OH YEAH AWWW FUCK MY LEG AAAAA
Almost exactly how it went.

Only for me it was
OH YEAH OH YES FUCK CHARLIE HORSE AAAAAAAA

Dog Food

I get cramps from my period sometimes. The way I handle it is by yelling loudly that I'm not in pain. It goes kinda like, "THIS DOESN'T HURT AT ALL. I'M FUCKING FINE. I FEEL GREAT, YEAH. I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M FINE..." But I only do that if I'm alone. My other way to deal with pain is to ignore it.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Tsumaru

Quote from: Milo_Cyrus on October 30, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
Almost exactly how it went.

Only for me it was
OH YEAH OH YES FUCK CHARLIE HORSE AAAAAAAA

>implying Rob has sex

The Riddler


Magnum

Drink a lot of water and punch the spot as hard as you can until it goes numb.

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

Syncopathic

eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: Sync~ on October 30, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
eating out a girl makes me get jaw cramps.
Feels bad man. :[
...

JrDude

[move][/move]
Dude .

Dr.Hobo2

I think I'm in worse shape. I get cramps in the middle of the night. D: You need to stretch your leg when it cramps by pulling back on your foot. Or....if you can't reach your foot, the next best thing is to go. sssssss...aaaaaah...ssssssss...aaaaah and repeat until the pain is gone.

The Seventh

#13
The only cramps I ever get are random ones in my left foot, right in the arch.

I don't even know why.

I just keep moving my foot around.  It goes away pretty fast.
meh

Allegretto

Kay..I'v never gotten a cramp from intercourse...never got one from masturbation...Jaw has never cramped from eating a girl out...but only done that once so can't say that to much..

But randomly when i'm sleeping i'll get one in my leg, it hurts like hell and I stand up very very quickly and put pressure on the leg that is cramping and it goes away in a moment or two.