Join me, Captain Walter Bangalter, because I really want to do some adventuring poop. Don't let my lack of an ability to explain things well discourage ye.
We're going on an adventure.
According to this map, we're right here on the red X. We need to get over to Beanrmex Island because NSFCD is out of those mini-chimichangas.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8195/maplx.jpg)
Unfortunately, one of my whores spilled "coffee" on the map so now we're going to have to venture into the unknown to get to our destination. That same whore also ran away with my gold. We's gonna have to find some money before we get there.
Because I love plot twists, I think we should split into groups'a three. Why? Don't ask questions. Just sign up and make yer crew.
Because I'm lazy as intercourse , we each can only carry three things. We've each got to pick one weapon and two useful items from my handy stockpile of poop that I bought from a merchant in Tennessee last year. Pick what you want to bring along and list them in your post, eh part-a-ner.
Weapons: Tennis balls, knife, minigun with a couple of bullets, underaged wizard slave.
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7462/knifef.png)(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4096/minigun.png)(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1882/tennisy.png)(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8503/wizardy.png)
Useful items: Rope, torch, sail, monkey tail, banana split.
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I'm gonna go with tennis balls, a torch, and a banana split. Hurry up, sign up and arrange yourselves into threes. I wanna go adventuring and explorin'.
I'll give you a rundown once you, ahem...
Arrrgh, make a crew
Of one, plus two!
Rally each three a triad of item
Then on a post write 'em
Me Merry Men:
Crew -0
Light, Vulcanologist with Hepatitis B
ThisIsU, Swollen Ostrich
Magnum, Groper of the Mayor
The Cruo
Allegretto, Duke of Sin City
PokemasterJ, A Humble Penny That's Got A Bit of Green Stuff On It
Crew 1:
Lotos, Vigorous Potato Swallower
Dr. Hobo2, Quetzalcoatl's Mexican Chef
Doodle, Mint-stealer of Endor
The Cuntacnoes of Switzerland
Kilroy, The Ill-Informed Dietitian
SkyMyl, The Green-chinned Jaundice Victim
SSBRAWLIN, Representative of Montana
The Guardians of the Holy Rootbeer
Eric Clapton, Cleric of Hatsun
Customrobo13, The Obscure Third Duck Dodger Who Plays Tennis
Sync, The Medical Stain on My Cousin's Recliner
Charmin Ultra
Super, Grand Maestro of Grape Juice
Rob, First Mate
Mack, Producer of Delicious Caramel Candies
Silver, Builder of Yurts
Ne'er send me to the Game Corner! For adventurin' is serious business.
Sign me up, I'm in the mood to go on an adventure. My weapons and items of choice are the knife, rope, and torch.
I'll take the underage wizard slave, rope, and monkey tail.
I'll take the knife, the torch, and the banana split as I sign up.
yar. I'll take the Knife, Rope and torch. Sign me up!
Quote from: Doodle on November 02, 2009, 02:44:33 AM
I'll take the underage wizard slave, rope, and monkey tail.
I'm going with Doodle. He picks good items. =D
I'll sign up.
Give me a knife, a torch, and the sail.
I'll be taking the tennis balls, a torch, and a rope. I'll join Doodle and Lotos.
This sounds interesting.
I'll take the minigun with a couple of bullets, torch and sail.
I'll take the underaged wizard slave, the rope, and torch.
This should have been my first post D=
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If you want to join my trek, sign up by Nov. 5.
For this journey, I be expecting some massive perils and puzzling encounters involvin' yer wits.
Make and name a crew of three or I'll be inclined to do it meself.
I'll take the minigun with a couple of bullets, the rope, and the torch.
I'm for hire. I don't care where I'm assigned, just put me somewhere.
I'm told I have to pick my crew, so I'll take SkyMyl and Brawlin.
First Mate Robbie Riddle, reportin' in, Cap'n.
I brings me Knife, a Rope, and a Sail.
Prepared for an epic journey, Cap'n.
I be the Spy.
I'll bring along some tennis balls, a banana split, and a torch.
I be taking the Torch, Banana Split, and Knife.
Tennis balls, knife, underaged wizard slave
Screw items when I can blow things up, poke giant mutated monsters, and play a game of catch with a dog!
I call Light being on my team.
Quote from: Magnum on November 05, 2009, 09:07:44 PM
Tennis balls, knife, underaged wizard slave
Screw items when I can blow things up, poke giant mutated monsters, and play a game of catch with a dog!
I call Light being on my team.
Yer a darn fool.
ONE weapon and two useful items.
Quote from: First Mate Robbie Riddle on November 05, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
Yer a darn fool.
ONE weapon and two useful items.
I don't get to cheat?
Oh alright...
Knife, rope, sail
I betray Doodle and Lotos to join Light and Magnum.
Such is the way of adventuring...I guess. :-\
Nigga, you can't change crews.
Quote from: Super on November 05, 2009, 09:47:22 PM
Nigga, you can't change crews.
I can vouch for him. Please let him join our crew of awesomeness.
Quote from: Big Brother on November 05, 2009, 11:14:59 PM
I can vouch for him. Please let him join our crew of awesomeness.
Better yet, you & Magnum come and help me, Custom and Sync protect the Holy Rootbeer.
Dangit, I didn't see this.
I WANT TO JOIN!
If I can't, that's okay by me, but what's an underage wizard slave when you can have an underage soldier slave?
Quote from: PokemasterJ on November 07, 2009, 07:09:37 PM
Dangit, I didn't see this.
I WANT TO JOIN!
If I can't, that's okay by me, but what's an underage wizard slave when you can have an underage soldier slave?
The soldier slave forces explosions on inanimate objects.
The wizard slave can transform anything into a walking fetish.
Now which sounds better?
But wizard slaves are too common.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on November 08, 2009, 10:39:23 AM
But wizard slaves are too common.
Fine, Scotty. I'll let you join.
When do we set out, Cap'n?
Yarrgh, I be anxious meself.
We be waitin' fer nothing no longer!
We shall voyage....but where first? North? West? East? Northeast? Northwest? North-north?
We all can't pick the same direction now. Consult yer crews.
I heartell a village of whores is West.
JUST SAYIN', CAP'N.
North north sounds mighty promisin
I've got a keen feeling that Northeast is the direction we need be.
I agree with Mack that North-north is a destination well worth traveling toward.
Quote from: Big Brother on November 09, 2009, 01:05:16 AM
I agree with Mack that North-north is a destination well worth traveling toward.
Ye can't be going the same was as our crew... says Cap'n a'least.
Each crew needs t'go a different way.
I suggest Charmin Ultra be headed West or Northwest.
Knife, Rope, and Sail. :)
Aye, me crew shall head East-east!
I say West.
*gets slapped for not speaking in Pirate*