Pull Up Your Trousers

[Super]

Join me, Captain Walter Bangalter, because I really want to do some adventuring poop. Don't let my lack of an ability to explain things well discourage ye.


We're going on an adventure.


According to this map, we're right here on the red X. We need to get over to Beanrmex Island because NSFCD is out of those mini-chimichangas.


Unfortunately, one of my whores spilled "coffee" on the map so now we're going to have to venture into the unknown to get to our destination. That same whore also ran away with my gold. We's gonna have to find some money before we get there.

Because I love plot twists, I think we should split into groups'a three. Why? Don't ask questions. Just sign up and make yer crew.

Because I'm lazy as intercourse , we each can only carry three things. We've each got to pick one weapon and two useful items from my handy stockpile of poop that I bought from a merchant in Tennessee last year. Pick what you want to bring along and list them in your post, eh part-a-ner.

Weapons: Tennis balls, knife, minigun with a couple of bullets, underaged wizard slave.


Useful items: Rope, torch, sail, monkey tail, banana split.


I'm gonna go with tennis balls, a torch, and a banana split. Hurry up, sign up and arrange yourselves into threes. I wanna go adventuring and explorin'.

I'll give you a rundown once you, ahem...

Arrrgh, make a crew
Of one, plus two!
Rally each three a triad of item
Then on a post write 'em



Me Merry Men:

Crew -0
Light, Vulcanologist with Hepatitis B 
ThisIsU, Swollen Ostrich
Magnum, Groper of the Mayor

The Cruo
Allegretto, Duke of Sin City
PokemasterJ, A Humble Penny That's Got A Bit of Green Stuff On It

Crew 1:
Lotos, Vigorous Potato Swallower
Dr. Hobo2, Quetzalcoatl's Mexican Chef
Doodle, Mint-stealer of Endor

The Cuntacnoes of Switzerland
Kilroy, The Ill-Informed Dietitian
SkyMyl, The Green-chinned Jaundice Victim
SSBRAWLIN, Representative of Montana

The Guardians of the Holy Rootbeer
Eric Clapton, Cleric of Hatsun
Customrobo13, The Obscure Third Duck Dodger Who Plays Tennis
Sync, The Medical Stain on My Cousin's Recliner

Charmin Ultra
Super, Grand Maestro of Grape Juice
Rob, First Mate
Mack, Producer of Delicious Caramel Candies
Silver, Builder of Yurts

Ne'er send me to the Game Corner! For adventurin' is serious business.

[Matt]

Sign me up, I'm in the mood to go on an adventure. My weapons and items of choice are the knife, rope, and torch.

[Doodle]

I'll take the underage wizard slave, rope, and monkey tail.

[Kilroy]

I'll take the knife, the torch, and the banana split as I sign up.

[Allegretto]

yar. I'll take the Knife, Rope and torch. Sign me up!

[Lotos]

I'll take the underage wizard slave, rope, and monkey tail.

I'm going with Doodle.  He picks good items.  =D

[SkyMyl]

I'll sign up.

Give me a knife, a torch, and the sail.

[Dr.Hobo2]

I'll be taking the tennis balls, a torch, and a rope. I'll join Doodle and Lotos.

[FruitFlow]

This sounds interesting.

I'll take the minigun with a couple of bullets, torch and sail.

[Syncopathic]

I'll take the underaged wizard slave, the rope, and torch.

[Lotos]

This should have been my first post D=

[spoiler]Is this good enough?


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[Super]

If you want to join my trek, sign up by Nov. 5.

For this journey, I be expecting some massive perils and puzzling encounters involvin' yer wits.





Make and name a crew of three or I'll be inclined to do it meself.

[Custom]

I'll take the minigun with a couple of bullets, the rope, and the torch.

I'm for hire. I don't care where I'm assigned, just put me somewhere.

[Kilroy]

I'm told I have to pick my crew, so I'll take SkyMyl and Brawlin.

[The Riddler]

First Mate Robbie Riddle, reportin' in, Cap'n.

I brings me Knife, a Rope, and a Sail.

Prepared for an epic journey, Cap'n.