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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:09:31 PM

Title: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:09:31 PM
http://www.apple.com/ipad/
Apparently it's a bigass iPhone minus the phone tablet, and it starts at the "affordable" price of $499.
Thoughts?
Personally, I think it's just going to be another fashion accessory for rich poop holes.
I can get a netbook for that much, or a cheap laptop with more memory and processing speed than that thing. Max is 64GB storage, and the 64GB variety is supposed to cost somewhere near $1000. No thanks.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Macawmoses on January 27, 2010, 02:11:11 PM
64 gb for 1000.

160 gb netbook for 300.

Hmm.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on January 27, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:09:31 PM
Thoughts?
Watch this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY)

But yeah I'm not surprised. It's apple we're talking about. To my guess, It'll blow at the beginning but later have things to make it useful

...Or just blow.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Third K on January 27, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
Watch this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY)

But yeah I'm not surprised. It's apple we're talking about. To my guess, It'll blow at the beginning but later have things to make it useful

...Or just blow.
That video is ridiculously old...and I'm kind of glad Microsoft never released it.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Custom on January 27, 2010, 02:32:34 PM
this is old news
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:33:19 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on January 27, 2010, 02:32:34 PM
this is old news
It's only been like 2 hours since the conference. |:
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on January 27, 2010, 02:37:20 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
That video is ridiculously old
Just because it's old doesn't mean it doesn't prove a point.
Quote from: Customrobo13 on January 27, 2010, 02:32:34 PM
this is old news
Yeah I swear I remember hearing about this earlier this week.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Lotos on January 27, 2010, 02:38:00 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:09:31 PM
Max is 64GB storage, and the 64GB variety is supposed to cost somewhere near $1000. No thanks.

No thank you.  I'll get a netbook.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:42:44 PM
Quote from: Third K on January 27, 2010, 02:37:20 PM
Just because it's old doesn't mean it doesn't prove a point.Yeah I swear I remember hearing about this earlier this week.
Yeah, but they were rumors.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on January 27, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:42:44 PM
Yeah, but they were rumors.
unveiled today, etc.

also so many amounts of vaginal jokes to make

also it doesnt do anything an iphone cant do =\
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Custom on January 27, 2010, 02:53:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:33:19 PM
It's only been like 2 hours since the conference. |:

kotaku has been playing with one for like a week now
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:55:50 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on January 27, 2010, 02:53:28 PM
kotaku has been playing with one for like a week now
wat
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Custom on January 27, 2010, 02:58:05 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 02:55:50 PM
wat

http://kotaku.com/5458388/this-is-kotakus-first-post-written-on-an-ipad
http://kotaku.com/tag/apple/
http://kotaku.com/5456902/could-apples-tablet-use-natal+like-technology
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on January 27, 2010, 02:58:05 PM
http://kotaku.com/5458388/this-is-kotakus-first-post-written-on-an-ipad
http://kotaku.com/tag/apple/
http://kotaku.com/5456902/could-apples-tablet-use-natal+like-technology
Well, fjskadfjadsklf.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: SkyMyl on January 27, 2010, 03:20:56 PM
Knew about this about a month ago.

I'LL JUST KEEP MY IPOD TOUCH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. iPAD IS A SHITTY NAME, BY THE WAY.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Doodle on January 27, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 03:36:34 PM
Quote from: Doodle on January 27, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D
HEY FUCK YOU
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: SkyMyl on January 27, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
I predict that they'll release two different versions of the iPad. A thick, wide, black version for men, and a slim, thin, white version for the women.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on January 27, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Whatever. Big and ugly. I already have and iTouch and a laptop.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Kilroy on January 27, 2010, 05:15:07 PM
*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH ZAT SLAPS ME ON ZEE KNEE.

Terrible idea. Absolutely terrible.

Then again, there's the macfags that buy every piece of Apple technology, so yeah, Apple won't lose money.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on January 27, 2010, 06:50:58 PM
There are no words to express my apathy.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Tupin on January 27, 2010, 07:40:59 PM


That is all. I can do without a slightly bigger iTouch.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Lohn Jocke on January 27, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
I cannot unhear this in a Coach Z accent.

"I'M BUYING AN AYE-PAD"
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on January 27, 2010, 07:58:39 PM


I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 27, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: Aran Ryan on January 27, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
I cannot unhear this in a Coach Z accent.

"I'M BUYING AN AYE-PAD"
FFFFFFFFFF CANNOT UNHEAR :(
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Heavy_Weapons_Guy on January 27, 2010, 08:27:35 PM
i not hear much about that, is news to me. i say apple is good company but is not cut out for glorious russia.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Nayrman on January 27, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Let's see, my netbook with a hell of a lot more memory and processing power for the same price, or a fancy screen with a browser... yipee...
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Gwen Khan on January 27, 2010, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: Doodle on January 27, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D

that "joke" is even older then this news
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Mikoyan on January 27, 2010, 08:51:01 PM
The iPad is pretty shoddily done, as indicated by almost all reviewers and critics. Typing is bulky and uncomfortable, there's no way to run two applications simultaneously, and of course there's the ridiculous price tag associated with otherwise inexpensive flash memory. It's a fumble that was designed to "kill the PC," but won't do so in this initial run. Hopefully they'll learn when they release the second version.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on January 27, 2010, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Third K on January 27, 2010, 07:58:39 PM


I couldn't resist.

That was always the best iPod parody.

For the most part people are willing to buy anything with an I in front of it.

Apple - 'We have our own money tree!'
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on January 27, 2010, 09:50:47 PM
those kotaku articles were written yesterday and today

this is still not old
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on January 27, 2010, 10:05:55 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 27, 2010, 09:50:47 PM
this is still not old

Are you kidding?

This is an apple product with the letter 'i' in front of it. 

Praising/complaining about it won't be out of date until the intercourse ing object itself is obsolete.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Mystic on January 27, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
...

Apple, you're stupid.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on January 27, 2010, 10:22:28 PM
Quote from: Sgt.Chilly on January 27, 2010, 10:05:55 PM
Are you kidding?

This is an apple product with the letter 'i' in front of it. 

Praising/complaining about it won't be out of date until the intercourse ing object itself is obsolete.
uh i meant the news about it being unveiled is still not old
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on January 28, 2010, 11:43:36 PM
I told myself I wouldn't get a Netbook, but a netbook seems more useful than the iPad does.


So, I'm not getting either.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Turok on January 28, 2010, 11:50:56 PM
So despite what all the Apple fanboys were saying, the iPad is just an iTouch with a bigger screen....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... oh man Apple needs to die
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on February 01, 2010, 03:07:12 PM
Steve Jobs and the Reality Distortion Field strike again.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on February 01, 2010, 03:50:22 PM
Part of me really hates the iCrap.

Another part really wants Steve Jobs to release the iToaster.

Just to see the effect.
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on February 01, 2010, 04:49:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt.Chilly on February 01, 2010, 03:50:22 PM
Part of me really hates the iCrap.

Another part really wants Steve Jobs to release the iToaster.

Just to see the effect.
"Works just like a regular toaster, BUT WITH A TOUCHSCREEN AND APPS! CUSTOMIZE HOW MUCH YOU WANT YOUR TOAST TO BE BURNT IN AN UNPARALLELED DISPLAY OF INTERACTIVITY BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE!"
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on February 01, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 01, 2010, 04:49:43 PM
"Works just like a regular toaster, BUT WITH A TOUCHSCREEN AND APPS! CUSTOMIZE HOW MUCH YOU WANT YOUR TOAST TO BE BURNT IN AN UNPARALLELED DISPLAY OF INTERACTIVITY BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE!"

Applefags everywhere:
"This will revolutionize toast as we know it!"
"Steve Jobs is genius of unrivaled caliber!"
"Stick it in me Steve! Let me have your babies!"
Title: Re: So, Apple unveiled the iPad.
Post by: Lohn Jocke on February 01, 2010, 06:34:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt.Chilly on February 01, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Applefags everywhere:
"This will revolutionize toast as we know it!"
"Steve Jobs is genius of unrivaled caliber!"
"Stick it in me Steve! Let me have your babies!"
It scares me because I can see him doing this D=