So, Apple unveiled the iPad.

[Doodle]

Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D

[Silverhawk79]

Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D

HEY FUCK YOU

[SkyMyl]

I predict that they'll release two different versions of the iPad. A thick, wide, black version for men, and a slim, thin, white version for the women.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Whatever. Big and ugly. I already have and iTouch and a laptop.

[Kilroy]

*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH ZAT SLAPS ME ON ZEE KNEE.

Terrible idea. Absolutely terrible.

Then again, there's the macfags that buy every piece of Apple technology, so yeah, Apple won't lose money.

[Sgt.Chilly]

There are no words to express my apathy.

[Tupin]

That is all. I can do without a slightly bigger iTouch.

[Lohn Jocke]

I cannot unhear this in a Coach Z accent.

"I'M BUYING AN AYE-PAD"

[Thirdkoopa]

I couldn't resist.

[Silverhawk79]

I cannot unhear this in a Coach Z accent.

"I'M BUYING AN AYE-PAD"

FFFFFFFFFF CANNOT UNHEAR :(

[Heavy_Weapons_Guy]

i not hear much about that, is news to me. i say apple is good company but is not cut out for glorious russia.

[Nayrman]

Let's see, my netbook with a hell of a lot more memory and processing power for the same price, or a fancy screen with a browser... yipee...

[Gwen Khan]

Brrrrrr, I'm cold. ;D

that "joke" is even older then this news

[Mikoyan]

The iPad is pretty shoddily done, as indicated by almost all reviewers and critics. Typing is bulky and uncomfortable, there's no way to run two applications simultaneously, and of course there's the ridiculous price tag associated with otherwise inexpensive flash memory. It's a fumble that was designed to "kill the PC," but won't do so in this initial run. Hopefully they'll learn when they release the second version.

[Sgt.Chilly]

I couldn't resist.

That was always the best iPod parody.

For the most part people are willing to buy anything with an I in front of it.

Apple - 'We have our own money tree!'