Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word intercourse . Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...intercourse is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In English, intercourse falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for instance.. John intercourse ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb... Shirley intercourse s.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as... John's doing all the intercourse ing work.
As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too intercourse ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is intercourse ing beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a intercourse .
As part of a word... absointercourse inglutely -or- inintercourse ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the intercourse ing intercourse ers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of intercourse ...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: I got intercourse ed at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh intercourse it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really intercourse ed now.
Aggression: Don't intercourse with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this intercourse ing question.
Inquiry: Who the intercourse was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the intercourse is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a intercourse -off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go intercourse yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!
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Now, I won't take credit for that, but it brings up a nice topic of conversation...
How do you feel about the "F" word?
Honestly, I use it a little too much.
Fuck, Motherintercourse er, Fucking Hell... it's just such a useful word.
Fuck is probably the best word ever devised.
Well intercourse
While I myself don't use it, it's just a word so there's no need to make it special in either way.
I use it a lot, usually in the context of Jesus F-ing Christ.
Also a song from a band that used to be good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9YVF-wyho
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on April 22, 2010, 07:52:50 PM
I use it a lot, usually in the context of Jesus F-ing Christ.
Also a song from a band that used to be good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9YVF-wyho
I love you.
Fuck is such a intercourse ing great word, you don't even intercourse ing know.
Fuck.
Quote from: Watson on April 22, 2010, 08:06:28 PM
Fuck is such a intercourse ing great word, you don't even intercourse ing know.
Fuck.
Shit yeah.
Fuck's a good word. Don't really need to elevate it though.
Facebook status before "intercourse "
"Watch it Godzilla, do I look like Tokyo to you!?" lol Static Shock... And on a side note... WHAT KIND OF DIPSHIT STARTS A DAMN FIRE IN THE BATHROOM AT 6:45 IN THE MORNING!?!?! WAS HE THAT DESPERATE FOR WEED OR SOMETHING!?!?!? "OH LOOK AT ME I'M DUMB AS FUCK, FINNA ROLL A JOINT WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LUULZ!" Froze my ass off 'cause of that bastard! >=(
Facebook status after "intercourse "
"Watch it Godzilla, do I look like Tokyo to you!?" lol Static Shock... And on a side note... WHAT KIND OF DIPSHIT DUMBFUCK STARTS A FUCKIN' FIRE IN THE BATHROOM AT 6:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!?!?! WAS HE THAT DESPERATE FOR WEED OR SOMETHING!?!?!? "OH LOOK AT ME I'M DUMB AS FUCK, FINNA ROLL A MUTHAFUCKIN' JOINT WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LUULZ!" Froze my ass off 'cause of that muthaintercourse in' bastard! >=(
As you can see in the second example, Sh0rTi seems more hostile, and less restrained.
Quote from: revelry on April 22, 2010, 07:35:03 PM
While I myself don't use it, it's just a word so there's no need to make it special in either way.
I agree, however I do use it.
apparently its my most used word on facebook
i dont know what theyre talking about
Trivia factoid of the day: Fuck was originally an acronym for Fornication Under Consent of the King.
Fuck is a fantastic word, the most versatile word in the English language, etc. etc. etc.
I use it commonly, it's just a word.
I prefer other curse words, Fuck is too overused. That's not to say I never use it of course, because there are some instances when only a special word like Fuck can be used.
I don't say intercourse in real life. Just a word, and nothing more.
OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS.
This made me lol so hard many of a time.
I say intercourse so much. It really does fit for so many situations.
Yeah. It's definitely a versatile word.
I think "up" has the most uses though.
Quote from: zHot Like SaucE on April 23, 2010, 01:15:16 PM
Yeah. It's definitely a versatile word.
I think "up" has the most uses though.
If you're going by number of definitions, it's the word "is."
Quote from: Syd on April 23, 2010, 01:17:17 PM
If you're going by number of definitions, it's the word "is."
Nah. Just uses. Like "is" is almost always just a verb of being, right? Up can be used like a ton of ways. I found a thing on the internet.
QuoteIt's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to writeUP a report?
We call UP our friends. And we use it to br ighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UPthe leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding < FONT face=Verdana color=red size=5>UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so............ Time to shut UP.......
I remember seeing that video on Funnyjunk when I was about 12 :P
Anyways, I love intercourse . It can be used in so many ways. I don't overuse it, but when I do say it I quite enjoy it :3 I say "Well, intercourse " a lot, and, one of my favorites, "Motherintercourse er".
I don't see why people have such a problem with it.
IT'S JUST A WORD.
Quote from: zHot Like SaucE on April 23, 2010, 01:37:02 PM
Nah. Just uses. Like "is" is almost always just a verb of being, right? Up can be used like a ton of ways. I found a thing on the internet.
Most of those sound like adverbs. :|
Apparently words mean a lot to people. This may be due to the oversensitivity of Western Civilization, but maybe people in general are just stupid and put meaning and value into things that really need none. I also find it funny how people say "the F word" or "fudge" or whatever the intercourse and then believe they haven't said it. These tards are just bypassing it by thinking about the word.
Man, people are intercourse ing stupid.
Quote from: Zies on April 25, 2010, 08:10:02 AM
Apparently words mean a lot to people. This may be due to the oversensitivity of Western Civilization, but maybe people in general are just stupid and put meaning and value into things that really need none. I also find it funny how people say "the F word" or "fudge" or whatever the intercourse and then believe they haven't said it. These tards are just bypassing it by thinking about the word.
Man, people are intercourse ing stupid.
HOLY SHIT IT'S ZIES.
AND HE DIDN'T USE ELLIPSES.
HOLY SHIT.
The ellipses were implied.