The "F" Word

[The Riddler]

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word intercourse . Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...intercourse  is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, intercourse  falls into many grammatical categories:

    As a transitive verb for instance.. John intercourse ed Shirley.
    As an intransitive verb... Shirley intercourse s.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

    An adjective such as... John's doing all the intercourse ing work.
    As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too intercourse ing much.
    As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is intercourse ing beautiful.
    As a noun... I don't give a intercourse .
    As part of a word... absointercourse inglutely -or- inintercourse ingcredible.
    And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the intercourse ing intercourse ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of intercourse ...such as these examples describing situations such as:

    Fraud:  I got intercourse ed at the used car lot.
    Dismay: ahhh intercourse  it.
    Trouble: I guess I'm really intercourse ed now.
    Aggression: Don't intercourse  with me buddy.
    Difficulty: I don't understand this intercourse ing question.
    Inquiry: Who the intercourse  was that?
    Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the intercourse  is going on here.
    Incompetence: He's a intercourse -off.
    Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go intercourse  yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!

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Now, I won't take credit for that, but it brings up a nice topic of conversation...
How do you feel about the "F" word?

Honestly, I use it a little too much.
Fuck, Motherintercourse er, Fucking Hell... it's just such a useful word.

[Super]

Fuck is probably the best word ever devised.

[Zero]

Well intercourse

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While I myself don't use it, it's just a word so there's no need to make it special in either way.

[Level_9_Chao]

I use it a lot, usually in the context of Jesus F-ing Christ.

Also a song from a band that used to be good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9YVF-wyho

[The Riddler]

I use it a lot, usually in the context of Jesus F-ing Christ.

Also a song from a band that used to be good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9YVF-wyho

I love you.

[Silverhawk79]

Fuck is such a intercourse ing great word, you don't even intercourse ing know.
Fuck.

[Super]

Fuck is such a intercourse ing great word, you don't even intercourse ing know.
Fuck.

Shit yeah.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Fuck's a good word.  Don't really need to elevate it though.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Facebook status before "intercourse "

"Watch it Godzilla, do I look like Tokyo to you!?" lol Static Shock... And on a side note... WHAT KIND OF DIPSHIT STARTS A DAMN FIRE IN THE BATHROOM AT 6:45 IN THE MORNING!?!?! WAS HE THAT DESPERATE FOR WEED OR SOMETHING!?!?!? "OH LOOK AT ME I'M DUMB AS FUCK, FINNA ROLL A JOINT WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LUULZ!" Froze my ass off 'cause of that bastard! >=(

Facebook status after "intercourse "

"Watch it Godzilla, do I look like Tokyo to you!?" lol Static Shock... And on a side note... WHAT KIND OF DIPSHIT DUMBFUCK STARTS A FUCKIN' FIRE IN THE BATHROOM AT 6:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!?!?! WAS HE THAT DESPERATE FOR WEED OR SOMETHING!?!?!? "OH LOOK AT ME I'M DUMB AS FUCK, FINNA ROLL A MUTHAFUCKIN' JOINT WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LUULZ!" Froze my ass off 'cause of that muthaintercourse in' bastard! >=(

As you can see in the second example, Sh0rTi seems more hostile, and less restrained.

[Allegretto]

While I myself don't use it, it's just a word so there's no need to make it special in either way.

I agree, however I do use it.

[Titus Andronicus]

apparently its my most used word on facebook

i dont know what theyre talking about

[PsychoYoshi]

Trivia factoid of the day: Fuck was originally an acronym for Fornication Under Consent of the King.

[Kilroy]

Fuck is a fantastic word, the most versatile word in the English language, etc. etc. etc.

I use it commonly, it's just a word.

[Cornwad]

I prefer other curse words, Fuck is too overused. That's not to say I never use it of course, because there are some instances when only a special word like Fuck can be used.