This thread is about hilarious chat log trolling, but I mainly wanted to make this thread just to post this chat log:
[spoiler]<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the intercourse ?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of poop
<DirtyKate> Fuck[/spoiler]
Discuss.
Does this include Omegle?
If so...
[22:56] <Rockman> Connecting to server...
[22:56] <Rockman> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
[22:56] <Rockman> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: are you touching yourself baby
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: i am
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: intercourse i want you
[22:56] <Rockman> You: always
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: so bad
[22:56] <Rockman> You: mmph
[22:56] <Rockman> You: unh oh yeah
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: right now
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: on this fat dick
[22:56] <Rockman> You: oh baby
[22:56] <Rockman> You: my dick is so hard right now
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: YOURE A GUY?!?!?!
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: FUCK!
[22:56] <Rockman> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[22:57] <Pascal> LOL
[22:57] <Rockman> That brought joy to my night.
This quote is legendary amongst NSF. It's also one of the many reasons we miss Doodle. ...KYLE.
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Quote[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> SHUP UP
[23:53] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> what
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> Did anybody else see that? :\
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Do not swear in this chat.)
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:54] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> What the
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :(
[23:54] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX YOU'RE EVIL
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Do not swear in this chat.)
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:54] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:54] <VaatixGanon> I think it may be caps protection.
[23:54] <Lord_Layton> or not
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> That wasn't you?
[23:55] <Matt> HMM
[23:55] <Matt> Yawn.
[23:55] <DOODLEboy99> YOU TWO WERE TYPING IN CAPS MORE THAN ME
[23:55] <DOODLEboy99> Hm, no swear warning.
[23:56] <Lord_Layton> hmm?
[23:56] *** DOODLEboy99 has quit ([CS] Quit: Candlejack told me to lea)
[23:56] <bluaki> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:56] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:56] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:56] <Lord_Layton> oh
[23:56] <DOODLEboy99> Whoops.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> Hm.
[23:57] <House> DOODLEboy99, please do not swear in this chat.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> What.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> OK HOUSE I GET IT
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> Hm.
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> Then what was the swear trigger?
[23:58] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> Are you kidding me. :|
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:58] <Light> xD
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> IF THAT'S YOU
[23:59] <Light> HM
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> swear
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> hm
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:59] <Light> lawl
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> what
[23:59] <Light> hm
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> swear
[23:59] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> ?
[23:59] <Light> swear
[23:59] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> I was warned again.
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:59] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> DANG IT
[00:00] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:00] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX THIS IS YOU ISN'T IT
[00:00] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:00] <Lord_Layton> lol
[00:00] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:00] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:01] <Matt> hi doodle
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hi
[00:01] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> WOW
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:01] <Light> lmao
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> .
[00:01] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> .
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hm
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hi
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> yo
[00:01] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:01] <Matt> Don't use o
[00:01] <Light> o
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> o
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:01] <Matt> :3
[00:02] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> Ah, I gotcha.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> SHOOT
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> Nope.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> It's not o
[00:02] <Matt> Not so bright.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> I think it's done now. :)
[00:02] <M64> What about ~
[00:03] <Matt> be jealous of my spongebob yo-yo :|
[00:03] * Light yawns.
[00:03] <Light> Doodle.
[00:03] <M64> Light
[00:03] <Matt> Noodle.
[00:03] <Light> You're not Doodle.
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> !seen DOODLEboy99
[00:04] <House> Mirror mirror on the wall...
[00:04] <House> Future infractions, DOODLEboy99, will result in an A-Kick. Please refrain from swearing.
[00:04] <Light> Oh god.
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> [03:03] <House> Future infractions, DOODLEboy99, will result in an A-Kick. Please refrain from swearing.
[00:04] <Light> XD
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> wtf
[00:04] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:04] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:04] <Matt> lol
[00:04] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:04] <Light> LMAO
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> Stupid House. :|
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> I insult it, it does nothing.
[00:04] <Matt> dododododododoodddodo
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> OK
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> THAT'S FINE
[00:04] <Light> Try complimenting it.
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <Light> what
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> oh, snap
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> House is a sexy beast. :3
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> what
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <Light> XD
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX
[00:05] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:05] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:05] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:05] <Lord_Layton> anyone got logs ofthis?
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> lol
[00:06] <DOODLEboy99> No.
[00:06] <Lord_Layton> into the QDB!
[00:06] <Light> I'll put it in the QDB.
[00:06] <DOODLEboy99> I keep getting kicked, so no. :\
[00:09] <House> You know what, NSF has several idiots. We're tons of fun.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> Mo.
[00:09] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> *No.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> AGH
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> NOW I DID
[00:10] <DOODLEboy99> House is a beast. :3
[00:10] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:10] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:10] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:10] <DOODLEboy99> Fine, then you're stupid. :|
[00:11] <House> DOODLEboy99, you have proven to be a nuisance to the channel...#nsider...this is your LAST warning!
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> Say sorry.
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, you have proven to be a nuisance to the channel...#nsider...this is your LAST warning!
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> uh oh
[00:11] <Light> XD
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> um
[00:11] <Spam> lol
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> house is sexy
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> Yay, no kick.
[00:12] <DOODLEboy99> Doodle
Apr 09 02:12:27 <DOODLEboy99> Nope.
Apr 09 02:13:36 <Lord_Layton> I got it
Apr 09 02:15:01 <DOODLEboy99> shup up
Apr 09 02:15:18 <DOODLEboy99> "Latest Member: Vaatix_Is_Gay"
Apr 09 02:15:19 <House> The Bot Master has been notified, DOODLEboy99. You will be removed from #nsider.
Apr 09 02:15:30 <DOODLEboy99> <House> The Bot Master has been notified, DOODLEboy99. You will be removed from #nsider.
Apr 09 02:15:30 <DOODLEboy99> what
Apr 09 02:15:38 <DOODLEboy99> hm
Apr 09 02:15:41 <DOODLEboy99> vaatix
Apr 09 02:15:46 <DOODLEboy99> vaatix is gay
Apr 09 02:15:52 <M64> Say gay
Apr 09 02:15:54 <DOODLEboy99> gay
Apr 09 02:16:00 <DOODLEboy99> Hm, nothing. :)
Apr 09 02:16:18 <VaatixGanon> So here I get back and Doodle is calling me gay.
Apr 09 02:16:24 <Lord_Layton> heh
Apr 09 02:16:31 <Lord_Layton> I bet the account is his
Apr 09 02:16:31 <VaatixGanon> I really would have thought you'd have learned by now, Doodle.
Apr 09 02:16:36 <VaatixGanon> But you just keep doing it.
Apr 09 02:16:45 <DOODLEboy99> NONO
Apr 09 02:16:47 *House sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-d39239c1.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Apr 09 02:16:48 *House has kicked DOODLEboy99 from #nsider (It was Mackormoses, dumbass.)
Apr 09 02:16:54 *Matt has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
Apr 09 02:16:55 <M64> lol
Apr 09 02:16:56 <Lord_Layton> Good work.
Apr 09 02:17:10 <Lord_Layton> I love you Vaatix.
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And more recently, with the creation of Pokeguess, and my habit of shouting "PIKACHU" every time Pokeguess starts...this happens.
[spoiler][01:13:25] <SkyMyl> I'm leaving.
[01:13:26] <Ninten> .pokeguess off
[01:13:27] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game disabled.
[01:13:59] <MrSaturn> .pokeguess
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokedex entry: When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
[01:14:04] <MrSaturn> pikachu
[01:14:04] <cookies> Congrats, MrSaturn, you correctly guessed pikachu.
[01:14:13] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAA
[01:14:19] <SkyMyl> WHAT THE MOTHER
[01:14:22] <Mikoyan> Ahahahaha
[01:14:24] <SkyMyl> THE ONE TIME
[01:14:28] <SkyMyl> I BACK OUT
[01:14:35] <SkyMyl> IT REALLY FUCKING IS
[01:14:38] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:14:43] <SkyMyl> MOTHER FUCKERS
[01:14:55] <SkyMyl> I HOPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS
[01:15:03] <SkyMyl> GET IMPALED
[01:15:09] <SkyMyl> BY A FLYING DS
[01:15:11] <Ninten> With a goldick?
[01:15:13] <SkyMyl> FUCK YOU ALL
[01:15:25] <SkyMyl> GOLDICK SUCKS YOU IN HELL
[01:15:34] <SkyMyl> SHIT YOUR FUCK
[01:15:39] <SkyMyl> I'M LEAVING
[01:15:58] <SkyMyl> YOU'RE ALL BURNING IN HELL FOR THIS
[01:16:11] <SkyMyl> I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND RAPE YOU AFTERWARDS
[01:18:54] <bluaki> .pokeguess
[01:18:55] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:18:56] <cookies> Pokedex entry: Revered as a guardian of the forest, this Pokemon appears wherever beautiful forests exist.
[01:18:57] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:18:58] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:19:04] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:19:08] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAAAAA
[01:19:15] <SkyMyl> I CUCKING HATE YOU ALL
[01:19:18] <SkyMyl> FUCKING
[01:19:18] <Ninten> lol
[01:19:20] <Mikoyan> Talk about coincidence
[01:19:23] <SkyMyl> GODDAMMIT
[01:19:34] <SkyMyl> KISS MY ASS
[01:19:36] <SkyMyl> FUCK
[01:19:39] <SkyMyl> BALLS
[01:19:41] <SkyMyl> TOTS
[01:21:30] <SkyMyl> .pokeguess
[01:21:31] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:21:32] <cookies> Pokedex entry: A mild-mannered Pokémon that does not like to fight. Beware, its small horns secrete venom.
[01:21:34] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:21:34] <cookies> Nope, SkyMyl.
[01:21:39] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:21:40] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:21:42] <SkyMyl> GODFUCK
[01:21:52] <SkyMyl> ...
[01:21:55] <SkyMyl> Go
[01:21:57] <SkyMyl> To
[01:22:08] <SkyMyl> Hell
[01:22:09] <SkyMyl> You
[01:22:13] <SkyMyl> Tranny
[01:22:13] * cookies sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-c5f5a4a1.dyn.optonline.net
[01:22:13] * cookies has kicked SkyMyl from #nsider (Flood limit exceeded. 15-second ban.)[/spoiler]