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Started by Thirdkoopa, May 11, 2010, 06:53:43 PM

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Thirdkoopa

This thread is about hilarious chat log trolling, but I mainly wanted to make this thread just to post this chat log:

[spoiler]<BloodNinja>      Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate>    K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate>    Who are you?
<BloodNinja>    I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja>    And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate>    You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja>    Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate>    Haha! OK
<DirtyKate>    Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja>    Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate>    I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja>    Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate>    Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate>    So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja>    Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<BloodNinja>    Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate>    I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja>    You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja>    I'm on my way now though
<BloodNinja>    I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate>    So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja>    How did you know?
<BloodNinja>    I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja>    Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate>    ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja>    So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate>    Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja>    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate>    What the intercourse ?
<DirtyKate>    You perverted piece of poop
<DirtyKate>    Fuck[/spoiler]

Discuss.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Silverhawk79

Does this include Omegle?
If so...

[22:56] <Rockman> Connecting to server...
[22:56] <Rockman> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
[22:56] <Rockman> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: are you touching yourself baby
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: i am
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: intercourse  i want you
[22:56] <Rockman> You: always
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: so bad
[22:56] <Rockman> You: mmph
[22:56] <Rockman> You: unh oh yeah
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: right now
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: on this fat dick
[22:56] <Rockman> You: oh baby
[22:56] <Rockman> You: my dick is so hard right now
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: YOURE A GUY?!?!?!
[22:56] <Rockman> Stranger: FUCK!
[22:56] <Rockman> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[22:57] <Pascal> LOL
[22:57] <Rockman> That brought joy to my night.

SkyMyl

This quote is legendary amongst NSF. It's also one of the many reasons we miss Doodle. ...KYLE.

[spoiler]
Quote[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> SHUP UP
[23:53] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> what
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> Did anybody else see that? :\
[23:53] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Do not swear in this chat.)
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:54] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> What the 
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :(
[23:54] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX YOU'RE EVIL
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Do not swear in this chat.)
[23:54] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:54] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:54] <VaatixGanon> I think it may be caps protection.
[23:54] <Lord_Layton> or not
[23:54] <DOODLEboy99> That wasn't you?
[23:55] <Matt> HMM
[23:55] <Matt> Yawn.
[23:55] <DOODLEboy99> YOU TWO WERE TYPING IN CAPS MORE THAN ME
[23:55] <DOODLEboy99> Hm, no swear warning.
[23:56] <Lord_Layton> hmm?
[23:56] *** DOODLEboy99 has quit ([CS] Quit: Candlejack told me to lea)
[23:56] <bluaki> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:56] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:56] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:56] <Lord_Layton> oh
[23:56] <DOODLEboy99> Whoops.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> Hm.
[23:57] <House> DOODLEboy99, please do not swear in this chat.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> What.
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> OK HOUSE I GET IT
[23:57] <DOODLEboy99> Hm.
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> Then what was the swear trigger?
[23:58] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> Are you kidding me. :|
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:58] <Light> xD
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX
[23:58] <DOODLEboy99> IF THAT'S YOU
[23:59] <Light> HM
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> swear
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> hm
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:59] <Light> lawl
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> what
[23:59] <Light> hm
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> swear
[23:59] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> ?
[23:59] <Light> swear
[23:59] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> I was warned again.
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[23:59] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[23:59] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99 
[23:59] <DOODLEboy99> DANG IT 
[00:00] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:00] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX THIS IS YOU ISN'T IT
[00:00] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:00] <Lord_Layton> lol
[00:00] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:00] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:01] <Matt> hi doodle
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hi
[00:01] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> WOW
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:01] <Light> lmao
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> .
[00:01] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> .
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hm
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> hi
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> yo
[00:01] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:01] <Matt> Don't use o
[00:01] <Light> o
[00:01] <DOODLEboy99> o
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:01] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:01] <Matt> :3
[00:02] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> Ah, I gotcha.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> SHOOT
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> Nope.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> It's not o
[00:02] <Matt> Not so bright.
[00:02] <DOODLEboy99> I think it's done now. :)
[00:02] <M64> What about ~
[00:03] <Matt> be jealous of my spongebob yo-yo :|
[00:03] * Light yawns.
[00:03] <Light> Doodle.
[00:03] <M64> Light
[00:03] <Matt> Noodle.
[00:03] <Light> You're not Doodle.
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> !seen DOODLEboy99
[00:04] <House> Mirror mirror on the wall...
[00:04] <House> Future infractions, DOODLEboy99, will result in an A-Kick. Please refrain from swearing.
[00:04] <Light> Oh god.
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> [03:03] <House> Future infractions, DOODLEboy99, will result in an A-Kick. Please refrain from swearing.
[00:04] <Light> XD
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> wtf
[00:04] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:04] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:04] <Matt> lol
[00:04] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:04] <Light> LMAO
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> Stupid House. :|
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> I insult it, it does nothing.
[00:04] <Matt> dododododododoodddodo
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> OK
[00:04] <DOODLEboy99> THAT'S FINE
[00:04] <Light> Try complimenting it.
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <Light> what
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> oh, snap
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> House is a sexy beast. :3
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> what
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise. 
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <House> Calling me stupid will result in a ban. Future use of the term will mean your demise.
[00:05] <Light> XD
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> VAATIX
[00:05] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:05] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:05] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:05] <Lord_Layton> anyone got logs ofthis?
[00:05] <DOODLEboy99> lol
[00:06] <DOODLEboy99> No.
[00:06] <Lord_Layton> into the QDB!
[00:06] <Light> I'll put it in the QDB.
[00:06] <DOODLEboy99> I keep getting kicked, so no. :\
[00:09] <House> You know what, NSF has several idiots. We're tons of fun.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> Mo.
[00:09] <House> DOODLEboy99, this is your final warning. Continue to swear and you will be removed from this chat.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> *No.
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> AGH
[00:09] <DOODLEboy99> NOW I DID
[00:10] <DOODLEboy99> House is a beast. :3
[00:10] *** DOODLEboy99 has been kicked by House (Please do not swear in this chat.)
[00:10] *** DOODLEboy99 has joined #nsider
[00:10] *** House sets mode +v on DOODLEboy99
[00:10] <DOODLEboy99> Fine, then you're stupid. :|
[00:11] <House> DOODLEboy99, you have proven to be a nuisance to the channel...#nsider...this is your LAST warning!
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> Say sorry.
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> <House> DOODLEboy99, you have proven to be a nuisance to the channel...#nsider...this is your LAST warning!
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> uh oh
[00:11] <Light> XD
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> um
[00:11] <Spam> lol
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> house is sexy
[00:11] <DOODLEboy99> Yay, no kick.
[00:12] <DOODLEboy99> Doodle
Apr 09 02:12:27 <DOODLEboy99> Nope.
Apr 09 02:13:36 <Lord_Layton> I got it 
Apr 09 02:15:01 <DOODLEboy99> shup up
Apr 09 02:15:18 <DOODLEboy99> "Latest Member: Vaatix_Is_Gay"
Apr 09 02:15:19 <House> The Bot Master has been notified, DOODLEboy99. You will be removed from #nsider.
Apr 09 02:15:30 <DOODLEboy99> <House> The Bot Master has been notified, DOODLEboy99. You will be removed from #nsider.
Apr 09 02:15:30 <DOODLEboy99> what
Apr 09 02:15:38 <DOODLEboy99> hm
Apr 09 02:15:41 <DOODLEboy99> vaatix
Apr 09 02:15:46 <DOODLEboy99> vaatix is gay
Apr 09 02:15:52 <M64> Say gay
Apr 09 02:15:54 <DOODLEboy99> gay
Apr 09 02:16:00 <DOODLEboy99> Hm, nothing. :)
Apr 09 02:16:18 <VaatixGanon> So here I get back and Doodle is calling me gay.
Apr 09 02:16:24 <Lord_Layton> heh
Apr 09 02:16:31 <Lord_Layton> I bet the account is his
Apr 09 02:16:31 <VaatixGanon> I really would have thought you'd have learned by now, Doodle.
Apr 09 02:16:36 <VaatixGanon> But you just keep doing it.
Apr 09 02:16:45 <DOODLEboy99> NONO
Apr 09 02:16:47 *House sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-d39239c1.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Apr 09 02:16:48 *House has kicked DOODLEboy99 from #nsider (It was Mackormoses, dumbass.)
Apr 09 02:16:54 *Matt has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
Apr 09 02:16:55 <M64> lol
Apr 09 02:16:56 <Lord_Layton> Good work.
Apr 09 02:17:10 <Lord_Layton> I love you Vaatix.
[/spoiler]

And more recently, with the creation of Pokeguess, and my habit of shouting "PIKACHU" every time Pokeguess starts...this happens.

[spoiler][01:13:25] <SkyMyl> I'm leaving.
[01:13:26] <Ninten> .pokeguess off
[01:13:27] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game disabled.
[01:13:59] <MrSaturn> .pokeguess
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokedex entry: When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
[01:14:04] <MrSaturn> pikachu
[01:14:04] <cookies> Congrats, MrSaturn, you correctly guessed pikachu.
[01:14:13] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAA
[01:14:19] <SkyMyl> WHAT THE MOTHER
[01:14:22] <Mikoyan> Ahahahaha
[01:14:24] <SkyMyl> THE ONE TIME
[01:14:28] <SkyMyl> I BACK OUT
[01:14:35] <SkyMyl> IT REALLY FUCKING IS
[01:14:38] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:14:43] <SkyMyl> MOTHER FUCKERS
[01:14:55] <SkyMyl> I HOPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS
[01:15:03] <SkyMyl> GET IMPALED
[01:15:09] <SkyMyl> BY A FLYING DS
[01:15:11] <Ninten> With a goldick?
[01:15:13] <SkyMyl> FUCK YOU ALL
[01:15:25] <SkyMyl> GOLDICK SUCKS YOU IN HELL
[01:15:34] <SkyMyl> SHIT YOUR FUCK
[01:15:39] <SkyMyl> I'M LEAVING
[01:15:58] <SkyMyl> YOU'RE ALL BURNING IN HELL FOR THIS
[01:16:11] <SkyMyl> I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND RAPE YOU AFTERWARDS
[01:18:54] <bluaki> .pokeguess
[01:18:55] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:18:56] <cookies> Pokedex entry: Revered as a guardian of the forest, this Pokemon appears wherever beautiful forests exist.
[01:18:57] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:18:58] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:19:04] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:19:08] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAAAAA
[01:19:15] <SkyMyl> I CUCKING HATE YOU ALL
[01:19:18] <SkyMyl> FUCKING
[01:19:18] <Ninten> lol
[01:19:20] <Mikoyan> Talk about coincidence
[01:19:23] <SkyMyl> GODDAMMIT
[01:19:34] <SkyMyl> KISS MY ASS
[01:19:36] <SkyMyl> FUCK
[01:19:39] <SkyMyl> BALLS
[01:19:41] <SkyMyl> TOTS
[01:21:30] <SkyMyl> .pokeguess
[01:21:31] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:21:32] <cookies> Pokedex entry: A mild-mannered Pokémon that does not like to fight. Beware, its small horns secrete venom.
[01:21:34] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:21:34] <cookies> Nope, SkyMyl.
[01:21:39] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:21:40] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:21:42] <SkyMyl> GODFUCK
[01:21:52] <SkyMyl> ...
[01:21:55] <SkyMyl> Go
[01:21:57] <SkyMyl> To
[01:22:08] <SkyMyl> Hell
[01:22:09] <SkyMyl> You
[01:22:13] <SkyMyl> Tranny
[01:22:13] * cookies sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-c5f5a4a1.dyn.optonline.net
[01:22:13] * cookies has kicked SkyMyl from #nsider (Flood limit exceeded. 15-second ban.)[/spoiler]

Kayo

Quote from: SkyMyl on May 12, 2010, 08:51:31 AM
And more recently, with the creation of Pokeguess, and my habit of shouting "PIKACHU" every time Pokeguess starts...this happens.
[spoiler][01:13:25] <SkyMyl> I'm leaving.
[01:13:26] <Ninten> .pokeguess off
[01:13:27] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game disabled.
[01:13:59] <MrSaturn> .pokeguess
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:14:00] <cookies> Pokedex entry: When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
[01:14:04] <MrSaturn> pikachu
[01:14:04] <cookies> Congrats, MrSaturn, you correctly guessed pikachu.
[01:14:13] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAA
[01:14:19] <SkyMyl> WHAT THE MOTHER
[01:14:22] <Mikoyan> Ahahahaha
[01:14:24] <SkyMyl> THE ONE TIME
[01:14:28] <SkyMyl> I BACK OUT
[01:14:35] <SkyMyl> IT REALLY FUCKING IS
[01:14:38] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:14:43] <SkyMyl> MOTHER FUCKERS
[01:14:55] <SkyMyl> I HOPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS
[01:15:03] <SkyMyl> GET IMPALED
[01:15:09] <SkyMyl> BY A FLYING DS
[01:15:11] <Ninten> With a goldick?
[01:15:13] <SkyMyl> FUCK YOU ALL
[01:15:25] <SkyMyl> GOLDICK SUCKS YOU IN HELL
[01:15:34] <SkyMyl> SHIT YOUR FUCK
[01:15:39] <SkyMyl> I'M LEAVING
[01:15:58] <SkyMyl> YOU'RE ALL BURNING IN HELL FOR THIS
[01:16:11] <SkyMyl> I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND RAPE YOU AFTERWARDS
[01:18:54] <bluaki> .pokeguess
[01:18:55] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:18:56] <cookies> Pokedex entry: Revered as a guardian of the forest, this Pokemon appears wherever beautiful forests exist.
[01:18:57] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:18:58] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:19:04] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:19:08] <SkyMyl> AAAAAAAAAA
[01:19:15] <SkyMyl> I CUCKING HATE YOU ALL
[01:19:18] <SkyMyl> FUCKING
[01:19:18] <Ninten> lol
[01:19:20] <Mikoyan> Talk about coincidence
[01:19:23] <SkyMyl> GODDAMMIT
[01:19:34] <SkyMyl> KISS MY ASS
[01:19:36] <SkyMyl> FUCK
[01:19:39] <SkyMyl> BALLS
[01:19:41] <SkyMyl> TOTS
[01:21:30] <SkyMyl> .pokeguess
[01:21:31] <cookies> Pokemon guessing game enabled. Say a Pokemon's name to guess or say "hint" for a hint.
[01:21:32] <cookies> Pokedex entry: A mild-mannered Pokémon that does not like to fight. Beware, its small horns secrete venom.
[01:21:34] <SkyMyl> PIKACHU
[01:21:34] <cookies> Nope, SkyMyl.
[01:21:39] <bluaki> PIKACHU
[01:21:40] <cookies> Congrats, bluaki, you correctly guessed PIKACHU.
[01:21:42] <SkyMyl> GODFUCK
[01:21:52] <SkyMyl> ...
[01:21:55] <SkyMyl> Go
[01:21:57] <SkyMyl> To
[01:22:08] <SkyMyl> Hell
[01:22:09] <SkyMyl> You
[01:22:13] <SkyMyl> Tranny
[01:22:13] * cookies sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-c5f5a4a1.dyn.optonline.net
[01:22:13] * cookies has kicked SkyMyl from #nsider (Flood limit exceeded. 15-second ban.)[/spoiler]
SKYMYL ANGRY. SKYMYL SMASH!
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

Turok

Quote from: Kianglo on May 12, 2010, 12:23:35 PM
SKYMYL ANGRY. SKYMYL SMASH!
Did we just make a new NSFCD meme?

*Highfives K*

[spoiler]
Quote
QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]