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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 05:53:19 PM

Title: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
Seriously, I'm watching their conference right now, and some of their stuff aren't even video games, what is with that Laser Tag thing and Vitality Sensor rip-off?  :|
Title: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Magnum on June 14, 2010, 05:53:21 PM
Please get a new host to your conference. This guy is so god darn stupid. Please.

Anyone else think this guy is annoying as all can be? But that gun game looks pretty cool. Of course, the host ruined it again by talking THE ENTIRE TIME WITH BAD JOKES!!!
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
Nah, Joel McHale is just getting paid. Were he on The Soup, he would be ripping into this.
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Neerb on June 14, 2010, 05:56:36 PM
Wow, Ubisoft is so bad right now that two different threads about the subject on the same tiny forum on the internet were posted at the same time!  :D

Ubisoft's workouts, Microsoft's pet sim... Wake me up when Nintendo starts blowing people away with REAL games (that'd be ironic, huh?).
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
Finally, a new Rayman game.
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Nayrman on June 14, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
Shaun White looks like a mix of Tony Hawk and Jet Grind. I'll keep my eye on this.
I'd be lieing if I didn't think the Ghost Recon game didn't look sweet.

NEW RAYMAN GAME FUCK YEA!

The rest looks stupid. Oh joy another Driver game, stupid rabbids, fitness, and laser tag...Oy.

BUT RAYMAN IS BACK YAAAAY! Watching the rest now.

So, that's over. What's with the Michael Jackson thing?

Eh, a decent showing. Some games that caught my interest, but a lot of sequels and a lot of "meh" stuff. Not a fantastic showing, but a solid one.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Nayrman on June 14, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
I would like to note Nintendo hasn't shown ANYTHING of the Wii Vitality, so technically Ubisoft showed it first. :P
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:33:16 PM
What was with that ending?

Only thing I got out of that conference was Assassin's Creed, Rayman, Ghost Recon, and Driver , the rest are bound for the bargain/trash bin.
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Light on June 14, 2010, 06:34:52 PM
Out of the conference, I'm interested in:

- Child of Eden
- New Rayman
- Maniaworld

Also, yes; they are making a Michael Jackson video game. God help us all.
Title: Re: Geez Ubisoft
Post by: Nayrman on June 14, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
Quote from: Light on June 14, 2010, 06:34:52 PM
Out of the conference, I'm interested in:

- Child of Eden
- New Rayman
- Maniaworld

Also, yes; they are making a Michael Jackson video game. God help us all.

You forget:
(http://hg101.kontek.net/moonwalker/moonwalkergenesis-12.png)

Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:40:46 PM
If the new Michael Jackson game was a platformer or an action game (read: Devil May Cry, God of War, Bayonetta), I'd buy it. Especially if it was the latter.

Also, this new Rayman interests me.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Nayrman on June 14, 2010, 06:49:58 PM
Quote from: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.
But I wanna beat up gangstas and save little kids with my sweet moonwalk...

I still can't get over that glorified laser tag. Oy. That's going to be one of this year's memes, I just know it.

But I got Rayman back, and that's all I need. Yay.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: DededeCloneChris on June 14, 2010, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:54:02 PM
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.
Because...he sings as well?
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Nayrman on June 14, 2010, 06:55:55 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:54:02 PM
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.
So that way it'll be the final song list at the end, saved for when you BEAT IT!! *BEAT IT!* BEAT IT! *BEAT IT!*
(god that was terrible)
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Relichris on June 14, 2010, 07:30:05 PM
I was very disappointed.  :(
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Qsmash on June 14, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
Atleast we got a new Rayman. Rabbids is way past stale and I hope they die.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: DededeCloneChris on June 14, 2010, 10:53:57 PM
Oh joy, Rayman had the personality of a Rabbid when he was born...and then, years later, he hated them all for being goofy. Hmm, weird irony.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Zero on June 14, 2010, 11:19:32 PM
Quote from: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
and some of their stuff aren't even video games, what is with that Laser Tag thing and Vitality Sensor rip-off?  :|

It is the "Electronics-Entertainment-Expo" you know
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Cornwad on June 15, 2010, 03:46:44 AM
The Michael Jackson game should let you play as a zombie Michael Jackson as you rise from the grave to cause music related chaos to the living people of the world.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Neerb on June 15, 2010, 04:01:52 AM
Quote from: Zero on June 14, 2010, 11:19:32 PM
It is the "Electronics-Entertainment-Expo" you know

Not that anyone goes there for any reason besides video games.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Relichris on June 15, 2010, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: Mewtwo on June 15, 2010, 04:01:52 AM
Not that anyone goes there for any reason besides video games.

Yes, and the fact that all of the Press Conferences are about video game companies in general.  Hmmm interesting thought there.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Neerb on June 15, 2010, 08:44:23 AM
That's why I don't get these casual things; sure, the companies need to make them for profits, but this is E3; NO ONE WHO PLAYS CASUAL GAMES WASTES THEIR TIME WATCHING E3. It's like throwing a human romance into a robot action movie; sure, SOMEONE wants to see that, but that person isn't gonna watch that movie anyway, so why bother?
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Relichris on June 15, 2010, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Mewtwo on June 15, 2010, 08:44:23 AM
That's why I don't get these casual things; sure, the companies need to make them for profits, but this is E3; NO ONE WHO PLAYS CASUAL GAMES WASTES THEIR TIME WATCHING E3. It's like throwing a human romance into a robot action movie; sure, SOMEONE wants to see that, but that person isn't gonna watch that movie anyway, so why bother?

I want to see that.  :V  Oh wait, it's called the Terminator.  Saw it.  :L 

Anyway, I wanted to see some interesting games.  So far, only 5 of them looking interesting and I wasted 5 hours watching something that has basically just talked about Kinect the whole time.  Rather lame.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Lotos on June 15, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
Quote from: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:54:02 PM
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.

If it is a singing game, it would sell more with his face on it.  He just died a year ago, so it will sell even more now.
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: Mystic on June 15, 2010, 11:01:28 AM
Didn't they say something dancing? I think it's a dance game. I'd much prefer if it wasn't Ubisoft I think...
Title: Re: What is with Ubisoft?
Post by: DededeCloneChris on June 15, 2010, 11:03:16 AM
I'm surprised nobody asked why Rayman seems to be on crack.