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What is with Ubisoft?

Started by Tupin, June 14, 2010, 05:53:19 PM

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Tupin

Seriously, I'm watching their conference right now, and some of their stuff aren't even video games, what is with that Laser Tag thing and Vitality Sensor rip-off?  :|


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Magnum

Please get a new host to your conference. This guy is so god darn stupid. Please.

Anyone else think this guy is annoying as all can be? But that gun game looks pretty cool. Of course, the host ruined it again by talking THE ENTIRE TIME WITH BAD JOKES!!!

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

Tupin

Nah, Joel McHale is just getting paid. Were he on The Soup, he would be ripping into this.


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Neerb

Wow, Ubisoft is so bad right now that two different threads about the subject on the same tiny forum on the internet were posted at the same time!  :D

Ubisoft's workouts, Microsoft's pet sim... Wake me up when Nintendo starts blowing people away with REAL games (that'd be ironic, huh?).

Tupin

Finally, a new Rayman game.


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Nayrman

#5
Shaun White looks like a mix of Tony Hawk and Jet Grind. I'll keep my eye on this.
I'd be lieing if I didn't think the Ghost Recon game didn't look sweet.

NEW RAYMAN GAME FUCK YEA!

The rest looks stupid. Oh joy another Driver game, stupid rabbids, fitness, and laser tag...Oy.

BUT RAYMAN IS BACK YAAAAY! Watching the rest now.

So, that's over. What's with the Michael Jackson thing?

Eh, a decent showing. Some games that caught my interest, but a lot of sequels and a lot of "meh" stuff. Not a fantastic showing, but a solid one.

Nayrman

I would like to note Nintendo hasn't shown ANYTHING of the Wii Vitality, so technically Ubisoft showed it first. :P

Tupin

What was with that ending?

Only thing I got out of that conference was Assassin's Creed, Rayman, Ghost Recon, and Driver , the rest are bound for the bargain/trash bin.


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Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Light

Out of the conference, I'm interested in:

- Child of Eden
- New Rayman
- Maniaworld

Also, yes; they are making a Michael Jackson video game. God help us all.
Holy crap all my sigs were always poop. Best leave this space alone.

Nayrman

Quote from: Light on June 14, 2010, 06:34:52 PM
Out of the conference, I'm interested in:

- Child of Eden
- New Rayman
- Maniaworld

Also, yes; they are making a Michael Jackson video game. God help us all.

You forget:



SkyMyl

If the new Michael Jackson game was a platformer or an action game (read: Devil May Cry, God of War, Bayonetta), I'd buy it. Especially if it was the latter.

Also, this new Rayman interests me.

Tupin

I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.


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Nayrman

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Quote from: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.
But I wanna beat up gangstas and save little kids with my sweet moonwalk...

I still can't get over that glorified laser tag. Oy. That's going to be one of this year's memes, I just know it.

But I got Rayman back, and that's all I need. Yay.

SkyMyl

Quote from: Tupin on June 14, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
I've heard it's just a singing/karaoke game.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.

DededeCloneChris

Quote from: SkyMyl on June 14, 2010, 06:54:02 PM
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT INVOLVING MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN.
Because...he sings as well?