I found this one from CA
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
what the? what other dumb laws to you know?
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 11:33:31 AM
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
it should have
and life in prision :D
in one state you have to honk your horn change lanes
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|
heres two from Mass
t's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)
those don't even make snese
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|
heres two from Mass
t's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)
those don't even make snese
wtf????
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
lol
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol :P :Di have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
yeah...it SHOULD say: "no gambling unless your over 21". some places dont trust 18-year-old hustlers >_>
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
no it was like for saffety rules ???
i'm not gona grab the stick a throw it at someone :|
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:53:15 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
no it was like for saffety rules ???
i'm not gona grab the stick a throw it at someone :|
we are
NOT sparta
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
...huh? ???
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
...huh? ???
look:
ppl who wager:
englishmen
jockeys
nubs
drunkies
????
profitloss of profit
Ppl who DUN wager:
intelligent
scared that they lose lol
noe its not legal (right?)
???
profit.
clear as mud right?
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
...huh? ???
look:
ppl who wager:
englishmen
jockeys
nubs
drunkies
????
profit
loss of profit
Ppl who DUN wager:
intelligent
scared that they lose lol
noe its not legal (right?)
???
profit.
clear as mud right?
uh...i think i understand *pretends to get it*. dont say any more or my brain will a-SPLODE!
:P
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:02:07 PM
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
thats kinda idiotic, who in thar right mind WOULD do that ???
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:02:07 PM
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
duh? :|
heres more
Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:05:38 PM
heres more
Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
dangit.........im laughing louldy in a library :-X
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:06:27 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:02:07 PM
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
duh? :|
:|
i mean its not that any body will do that.
i would! :D
not. :|
scroll moar, nub
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:07:11 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:05:38 PM
heres more
Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
durnit.........im laughing louldy in a library :-X
sorry about that...here even more!
D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
• It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.
• The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
• The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:06:27 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:02:07 PM
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
duh? :|
:|
i mean its not that any body will do that.
i would! :D
not. :|
maybe on a gokart :O
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:08:03 PM
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:06:27 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:02:07 PM
um back on topic
in Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
duh? :|
:|
i mean its not that any body will do that.
i would! :D
not. :|
scroll moar, nub
i wasnt really trying to do that...dont be mean. :'(
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:08:27 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 12:07:11 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:05:38 PM
heres more
Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
durnit.........im laughing louldy in a library :-X
sorry about that...here even more!
D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
• It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.
• The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
• The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.
lol
they are not all ways right on the high and low :P
(by one degree) :(
I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>
Quote from: FearItself on October 25, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>
most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read
In Pennsylania...
-It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
-Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
-It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
In Ohio...
-It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
-No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
In Louisiana...
-It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
-Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
-One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
In Florida...
-The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
-It is illegal to sell your children.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Just some of the dumber ones I have seen....
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: FearItself on October 25, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>
most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read
Yeah I know, most of the cops in my city could care less about silly stuff like that. As long as you don't have a gun/drugs/alchohol hidden behind your back, you're okay in my city. xP
Quote from: FearItself on October 25, 2007, 12:21:18 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: FearItself on October 25, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>
most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read
Yeah I know, most of the cops in my city could care less about silly stuff like that. As long as you don't have a gun/drugs/alchohol hidden behind your back, you're okay in my city. xP
I live in a hippy city so lots of people have pot and the cops don't really care
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Both from MA.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 25, 2007, 12:28:40 PM
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Both from MA.
Shit, the sandwiches!
Wow....
"Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun."
No water guns or silly string in my city. D:
First the motorized scooter, now this... ;_;
-giggles at Cecil_and_Kain's text sig- xP
IN ohio its is Ilegal for arresting some on the weekends or on 4th of july -.-
In British Columbia, Canada it is illegal to pay more than 25 cents to a toll booth using only pennies.
I'm completely serious, too.
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|
...*shifty eyes*
Quote from: QuickKarel on October 25, 2007, 02:37:02 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|
...*shifty eyes*
*opposite shift eyes*
Stop acting like you're the dealer, we all know that you got them from ME!
CRAP!
*kills everybody who reads this post, except isn't emo enough to commit suicide*
Here are some other weird/dumb Canadian laws:
National laws:
-Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
-Section 331 of the Canadian Criminal Code states that it is illegal to send a telegram or letter threatening a bird.
BRITISH COLUMBIA PROVINCIAL LAWS:
-It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
NOVA SCOTIA PROVINCIAL LAWS
-When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
CITY LAWS:
Etobicoke:
-Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
Guelph:
-The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Oshawa:
-It's illegal to climb trees.
Ottawa:
-It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
Toronto:
-You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Uxbridge:
-Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k (lol).
Wawa
-You may not paint ladders, because if it is wet it is slippery.
-It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.
Beaconsfield:
-It is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
-You may not own a log cabin.
Montréal:
-The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
-You may not wash your car in the street.
-You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.
-"For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
-Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.
-One's rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
-You may not swear in French.
-Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
Outremont:
-Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame .
Prince George, B.C.:
-It is illegal to park your car on city residental streets during the day while snow removal is taking place.
Quote from: TheKoopaBros. on October 25, 2007, 02:51:39 PM
Here are some other weird/dumb Canadian laws:
National laws:
-Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
-Section 331 of the Canadian Criminal Code states that it is illegal to send a telegram or letter threatening a bird.
BRITISH COLUMBIA PROVINCIAL LAWS:
-It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
NOVA SCOTIA PROVINCIAL LAWS
-When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
CITY LAWS:
Etobicoke:
-Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
Guelph:
-The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Oshawa:
-It's illegal to climb trees.
Ottawa:
-It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
Toronto:
-You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Uxbridge:
-Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k (lol).
Wawa
-You may not paint ladders, because if it is wet it is slippery.
-It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.
Beaconsfield:
-It is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
-You may not own a log cabin.
Montréal:
-The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
-You may not wash your car in the street.
-You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.
-"For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
-Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.
-One's rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
-You may not swear in French.
-Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
Outremont:
-Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame .
Prince George, B.C.:
-It is illegal to park your car on city residental streets during the day while snow removal is taking place.
Lol, no internet connection over 56K? :D
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
I like how everyone ignored this law.
Quote from: Harry on October 25, 2007, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
I like how everyone ignored this law.
Yeah I thought they would say stuff about that one.