dumb laws...

[Kayo]

um back on topic

in Alabama

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

duh? :|

:|

i mean its not that any body will do that.

i would! :D










not. :|

scroll moar, nub

i wasnt really trying to do that...dont be mean. :'(

[WiiGuy]

heres more

Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

durnit.........im laughing louldy in a library  :-X

sorry about that...here even more!

D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
• It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.
• The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
• The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.

lol
they are not all ways right on the high and low :P
(by one degree) :(

[FearItself]

I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>

[Gwen Khan]

I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>

most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read

[OmegaPapyrus]

In Pennsylania...

-It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
-Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
-It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.


In Ohio...

-It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
-No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.


In Louisiana...

-It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
-Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
-One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.


In Florida...

-The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
-It is illegal to sell your children.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.



Just some of the dumber ones I have seen....

[FearItself]

I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>

most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read

Yeah I know, most of the cops in my city could care less about silly stuff like that. As long as you don't have a gun/drugs/alchohol hidden behind your back, you're okay in my city. xP

[Gwen Khan]

I hate all the ones for Mass., though they're funny, they're kind of mean. D:
I like my waterguns, and it says I can't have them. ;_;
Also, it says I can't have Silly String, which all the kids in my highschool bring to Field Day, and they weren't arrested, so... >_>

most if not all cops are probley unaware of these laws, but they are still funny to read

Yeah I know, most of the cops in my city could care less about silly stuff like that. As long as you don't have a gun/drugs/alchohol hidden behind your back, you're okay in my city. xP

I live in a hippy city so lots of people have pot and the cops don't really care

[JMV]

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.


At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.


Both from MA.

[sleepin_dude_99]

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.


At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.


Both from MA.

Shit, the sandwiches!

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Wow....

[FearItself]

"Silly string is illegal in the city limits.

It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun."


No water guns or silly string in my city. D:
First the motorized scooter, now this... ;_;

-giggles at Cecil_and_Kain's text sig- xP

[phatyo]

IN ohio its is Ilegal for arresting some on the weekends or on 4th of july -.-

[TheKoopaBros.]

In British Columbia, Canada it is illegal to pay more than 25 cents to a toll booth using only pennies.

I'm completely serious, too.

[QuickKarel]

i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|

...*shifty eyes*

[sleepin_dude_99]

i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|

...*shifty eyes*

*opposite shift eyes*

Stop acting like you're the dealer, we all know that you got them from ME!

CRAP!

*kills everybody who reads this post, except isn't emo enough to commit suicide*