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Started by Gwen Khan, October 25, 2007, 11:33:31 AM

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Gwen Khan

I found this one from CA
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

what the? what other dumb laws to you know?

DIMENTIO1

i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|

WiiGuy

Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 11:33:31 AM
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
it should have
and life in prision :D

in one state you have to honk your horn change lanes

Gwen Khan

Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|

heres two from Mass

t's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)

It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)

those don't even make snese

DIMENTIO1

Quote from: Commissar Andy on October 25, 2007, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
i think they meant fireworks. then again, either that, or im saying wtf? who the hell would even HAVE a nuclear device w/ them :|

heres two from Mass

t's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)

It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)

those don't even make snese
wtf????

#5
For South Carolina

It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
...̅̅̅

DIMENTIO1

Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
lol

WiiGuy

Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol  :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play

DIMENTIO1

Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol  :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool  :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>

Kayo

Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol  :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool  :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
yeah...it SHOULD say: "no gambling unless your over 21". some places dont trust 18-year-old hustlers >_>
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WiiGuy

Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol  :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool  :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
no it was like for saffety rules ???
i'm not gona grab the stick a throw it at someone :|

DIMENTIO1

i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>

DIMENTIO1

Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:53:15 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on October 25, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on October 25, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
For South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Charleston, S.C. - The Fire Department may blow up your house
lol  :P :D
i have heard that before only i was i canada and you had to be 18 to play pool, but i was with my dad and they still didin't let me play
yeah, i dont get it, why cant i play pool  :| i mean, come on. whats 2 years matter? and beides, its not like were gonna be playing for monneh >_>
no it was like for saffety rules ???
i'm not gona grab the stick a throw it at someone :|
we are NOT sparta

Kayo

Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
...huh? ???
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

DIMENTIO1

Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on October 25, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on October 25, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
i wonder if grade matters....... srsly, there could be an 18 yr old in 12th, im ricking 16 in 12th wtf?!?! im smart enough NOT to hustle, yet the let moronic nubs that r retarded bet thar car titles >_>
...huh? ???
look:

ppl who wager:
englishmen
jockeys
nubs
drunkies
????
profit
loss of profit

Ppl who DUN wager:
intelligent
scared that they lose lol
noe its not legal (right?)
???
profit.

clear as mud right?