So you know about the smashers? Maybe..................not, here I will tell you by a story from a VERY SECRET SOURCE. First..........
Samus was climbing a random mountain in a random mountainouse region on a random planet when a random door appered infront of her!
"Woah!" Samus said, nearly falling off the random mountain, "A random door? I could add that to my random collection!" Samus enters the door and looks around. She sees a chair sitting all alone in a spotlight. "I am tired..." Samus walks over to the chair and sits down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed from no where.
"Huh?" Samus asked, "Who's there?"
"Samus Aran of... where ever you're from..."
"What?"
"Samus Aran... your blaster is made of plastic."
"What? No it's not!"
"Then what?"
"It's made of metal!"
"It's made of Metal Mario?!"
"What?! I just said metal!"
"Suuuuuuuuuure you did."
"Are you deaf or something?"
"Samus Aran... You share a bed with Captain Falcon."
"How did- Uh, I mean, no I don't!"
"You admitted it! Samus and Falcon, up in a tree..."
"Lies! All lies!"
"Then what's with this picture, then?"
"Wh- what picture?" Samus was blushing, but no one could tell because of her mask."
"Here." The voice threw down the photo. Samus looked at it. On it was a bed. On the left side was Falcon. On the was Samus.
"Th- this prooves nothing!"
"I want the picture back."
"Who took this?!"
"Someone with the initials 'F.M.'"
"F.M... Freddy Malcom... Fiona Mallord... Frank Millard..."
"Samus Aran... She has a random collection."
"That, I'm not ashamed of."
"So what I said before is true?"
"What? No, I just-"
"I knew it! I was right! Go voice, go voice, go- huh?" Samus was charging up her big energy blast (The one from the SSBB first trailer). "Wait! What are you doing?!"
BOOM
The voice snapped his fingures and mirrors appered around the room. The blast hit one, it hit another, and another and another and another and another until it finally goes out the door. Samus' suit falls appart.
"Wait..." The voice said, "YOU'RE A GIRL?!"
"Yeah. Why? Is that a problem?"
"Uh... no, it's not... Uh... erm... um... you can, uh, go now."
"Good." Samus said in a bad mood. She walked to the door and left.
"Thank goodness she's gone."
What are we suppose to do? And that was funny.
Read and laugh, that is the point for this post, you want another character here?
Pikachu was asleep in a random tree in a random park in a random town when suddenly a random door came outta nowhere!
"Pika!" Pikachu shrieked as it fell out of the tree. It looked at the door. "Pika?" Pikachu walked into the door. Inside was a chair in a spotlight. Pikachu walked to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Pika?"
"Pikachu of Kanto."
"Pika."
"Pikachu... Pikachu is a rat, not a mouse."
"Pika! Pika pikachu!"
"Here, have a translator." The voice throws it a translator.
"Good." Pikachu said. "I AM A MOUSE!!!"
"Know you're not. You're a Pokémon."
"I am a Pokémon!"
"So, you're not a mouse?"
"I'm a mouse Pokémon!"
"Yeah, and I'm the queen of England."
"Really?"
The voice sweatdropped. "Moving on. Pikachu... He loves Jigglypuff."
"What?! I don't love Jigglypuff!"
"OK, what about May then?"
"WHAT?! May's a human! Not a Pokémon!"
"So Pokémon CAN love others... THANKS!"
Pikachu samcks its head. "Can we continue."
"Certainly. Pikachu... He betrayed Ash."
"WTF?! I dind't betray him!"
"Then why'd you leave him?"
Pikachu growls and throws his translator on the ground. "PIKACHU! PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!!!!!!!"
"Can I have that in english?" The voice asks a random person in the studio. A piece of paper comes out of the printer. The voice reads it, and goes wide-eyed. "I don't think those words are type-able. If they were, this would become a 'M+' fanific. Hey, what're you doing?"
"Pi... ka... CHU!!!
ZAP
Electricity bounces off the walls, celing and floor, and dissaperes. Pikachu then walks out the door. The voice, now with electricitized hair, speaks up. "DAMMIT!"
Oh, never mind, I got it.
Bowser was in his castle when he found a door he had never seen. Suddenly, a voice boomed.
"Know your stars," it said. Bowser was placed in a chair.
"Bowser Koopa, you are half spaghetti, half robot, and half soap." saidthe voice
"Wha? Thats three halves!" said Bowser.
"So you admit it?"
"No!"
"Sure... Bowser Koopa, you are having an affair with Luigi."
"Nuh uh."
"Yes."
No.
"Yes."
"No."
"No." said the voice.
"Yes," said Bowser.
"Told you," replied the voice. Then Bowser was teleported out.
Sorry, that is wrong, Bowser will come........now!
Bowser was sitting on his random throne in his random castle on a random hill when all of a sudden, a random door fell outta nowhere!
"Gah!" Bowser shouted, "...A MAGIC DOOR!!!" Bowser went inside the door. In it was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Oh, goodie! Another place to sit down!" Bowser walked over to the chair and sat down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Shrieeek!" Bowser shriek like a little girl.
"Bowser of the Mushroom Kingdom..."
"Wh-what do you want? Do you want Peach? I could give you Peach if that's what you want..."
"Bowser... He wants to make out with Peach."
"Oh, yeah, I do!" Bowser yelled, standing up with a fist in the air. Suddenly, Mario burst through the door. He walked over to Bowser. A short pause. Mario slapped Bowser across the face. Mario left.
"...O...K..." The voice said, "What just happened?"
"That happens everyday. I randomly yell 'I want to make out with Peach!' Then Mario apperes outta nowhere and slaps me!"
"So... How long's this been goin' on?"
"5 years." If Bowser could have seen the voices face, he would've seen Oo.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Bowser... He got his feet licked by Koopas..."
"Wha? How'd you kno -- Erm, uh, eh, um... I mean, how dare you say that to the... King of Koopas!"
"Yeah. VERY convincing."
"You think so?" The voice slapped his face.
"So, Koopas DID lick your feet."
"What?! No, they didn't!"
"Then, Goombas?"
"No!"
"Paratroopas?"
"No!"
"Boos?"
"How'd yo -- I mean, NO!"
"I knew it! Boos!"
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no!"
"Yeppers!" the voice did a victory dance.
"Are you done yet?"
"No. One more."
"Awww..."
"Bowser... His best friend's a stuffed pig toy..."
"What? I don't have --" The voice holds up a stuffed pig toy. "MR. OINKERS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"OK! You can go now!"
"Give back Mr. Oinkers!"
"Hmmm... Let me think. Yes. No. Yes. NO!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Bowser starts sobbing like a little girl.
"Aw, just shut it. Here." The voice threw down the pig.
"YAY! I'm sorry for leaving you, Mr. Oinkers... I'll never let ANYONE harm you again." Bowser left the room.
"... OK..."
The randomness is OVER 9000!!!
More randomness? Fine!
Falco was flying a random plane in a random desert on a random planet when suddenly a random door appeared on the plane!
"Woah!" Falco cried, "CAN'T SEE! CAN'T SEE! CAN'T -- Ooh, a quarter!" Falco reached down on the plane's floor and picked up a random quarter. "Now where was I? Oh yes... I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!" Falco crashed, but didn't die. Surprisenly, the door was still intact. Falco opened the door. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Yippe! Another place to sit!" Falco skipped like a little girl and sat in the chair.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed
"Hello? Do you wanna be my friend?"
"Falco Lombardi of... uh... Actually, I'm not sure where you're from."
"Neither am I." Falco said.
"...Of course you're not. Falco Lombardi... You're an emo."
"I'm not emo!"
"Then why'd you crash on purpose?"
"I didn't! The blasted door magically appeared on the plane and I couldn't see."
"Of course you didn't."
"Right."
"So you DID crash the plane on purpose."
"What?! I never said that!"
"Yep. You did."
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"So you DID crash the plane on purpose."
"Wha- Hey! You tricked me."
"Falco Lombardi... He stole that quarter."
"What?! I found this quarter!"
"Where?"
"On the floor!"
"On the floor of a bank?"
"On the floor of my plane!"
"So your planes attached to the bank?"
"NO!!"
"So you're an under-cover theif, huh?!"
"N-no! Don't accuse me of something I didn't do!"
"Too late!" The voice pressed a button on his key-pad thingie, and an alarm started... alarming.
"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!" A computerized voice came out of the speakers.
"Woops! Wrong button!" The voice pushed another button, and doors alllllllll over the room opened and very tall dudes in police uniforms came in and surrounded Falco.
"Get 'im, boyz!" One cop yelled eating a doughnut.
"What?! But I didn't do --" Falco couldn't finish his statement. All the cops dog-piled on him, and a dust-cloud fight took place. Upon seeing this, the voice started yelling
"HEY! NO FIGHTIN' IN MY STUDIO!!" The voice pushed another button yet again, and a trap door opened under the cops and Falco. They floated in mid-air for a second (you know, the kind of floating in mid-air you see in anime and cartoons) before falling into the whole. "Well, that takes care of big bird over their."
yay randomness!
This is not over yet! We have the others 22!
Kirby was eating a random pie in a random kitchen in a random house when all of a sudden, a random door magically appeared!
...But Kirby was to busy eating his random pie to care. Or to even notice, for that matter.
A few minuites later...
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp." Kirby belched with delight. He threw the pie tray away... right on top of 72 other pie trays. And he, for the first time, noticed the random door. "Pyo?" Kirby walked over to the door, and opened it. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "PYO!!" Kirby ran over to the chair and sat in it. But, because of his big figure, it was easier said than done. 27 tries, 27 failed attemps and 1 trampoline later, Kirby was sitting in the chair.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Pyo?"
"Kirby of Dreamland..."
"Pyo?"
"Do you want a translator?"
"Pyo!!"
"Okie-dokie." The voice throws a translator.
"Yay!" Kirby said.
"Now, Kirby... He is actually a girl."
"What?! I'm not a girl!"
"Then why are you pink?"
"I was born with that colour!"
"Or did you get a bath of pink drink?"
"Hey! How'd -- I mean, no!"
"Then why'd I find this open package of pink Kool-Aid in your bathroom?"
"What?! I didn't have a package of pink Kool-Aid in my bathroom!!"
"Oh, yeah you did!"
"Oh, no I didn't!"
"Oh, yeah!"
"Oh, no!"
"Oh, yeah!"
"Oh, no!"
"OH, YEAH!!" Suddenly, the Kool-Aid man burst through the wall! The voice and Kirby looked at the Kool-Aid man with creeped out looks. He looked around a bit, then slowly backed out of the hole...
"...Yeah... Anyway, Kirby... He's actually made of plastic."
"What?! I'm not made of plastic! This is actual skin!" Kirby pulled on his 'skin'.
"Suuuuuuuuure it is."
"Yeah! It is!"
"Suuuuuuuuure it is."
"Yeah, it is!"
"Suuuuuuuuure it is."
"Yeah, it is!"
"Hey, do you have a sudden feeling of déja vou?"
"Actually, yes."
"Well, we're almost done."
"Can we be done now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"Another déja vou!!"
"Yippie!!"
"Kirby... He's the one that stole Bowser's pie."
"What?! I didn't steal Bowser's pie!"
"Yes, you DID steal Bowser's pie!"
"I KNEW IT!!!" Bowser fell from no where. "I KNEW it was you! Oh, you are SO going to pay!"
"No! I don't have any money!!" Bowser chased Kirby out of the studio.
"WAIT!!" The voice yelled after them, "GIVE MY TRANSLATOR BACK!!" The translator came flying through the door. It hit the voice in the head. He got KOed.
Creepy Koolaid Guy...
Link! Is you turn!
Link was roaming a random grassland in a random village in a random country when suddenly a random door appeared right in front of him!
"Woah!" This startled Link, and this made him fall on his behind. "Ow." Link rubbed his sore behind. He then looked at the door. "Hmm... how very suspicious... I BET GANONDORF IS BEHIND THIS!!" Link burst down the door. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "A chair...? IT MUST BE AN EVIL CHAIR!! I SHALL DEFEAT IT BY... Link ran over to the chair, "SITTING ON IT!!" Link did as he said he would. "Take that, Mr. Evil Chair!!"
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Huh? Ganondorf? Is that you?"
"Link of Hyrule..."
"What do you want, Ganondorf?!"
"Link... He is the Hero of Back Wind."
"Huh? No, that's the cartoony Link. You know, the one who rides the boat over the big and beautiful sea..."
"Beautiful sea? So you're in love with the sea?"
"Yep. It's really pretty. I have a picture of it right here." Link took out a picture that had him and the sea in it. Link was giving a goofy smile with the peace sign (the peace sign when you're holding two fingures up).
"So, you're planning to marry it."
"YES! I've even got a wedding ring!" Link took out a diamond ring. "It's REAL diamond, too!"
"If you're in love with the sea, then who got Zelda?"
"Aw, let Ganondork have her."
"But earlier you said you wanted to defeat the 'Evil Chair'.
"THE CHAIR IS EVIL?!?!" Link took out his sword and slashed the chair to bits. "Ha ha! Take that, Mr. Evil Chair!"
"...Guess he has short-term memory loss."
"Now where am I suppose to sit?" Link said.
"Try the floor."
"I know! I'll try the floor!" The voice slaps his head.
"Alright. Moving on. Link... He has lice."
"No. It's mice. Not LICE, it's MICE."
"H-huh?"
"See, I give mice and rats some food, and they give me potions and all that other junk. I have some pet mice at home, too. Sometimes, they sleep with me."
"...I didn't need to know that."
"You didn't? Oh well."
"...OK... Link... He takes baths in Cheese Whiz."
"What?" The voice's face lit up, "How'd you know?" The voice did an anime fall.
"So, you actually DO take baths in Cheese Whiz?!"
"Yeah. Doesn't everyone?" The voice sweatdropped. Obviously, he hadn't of delt with someone this... forgetful.
"Ugh... you can go now."
"OK. 'Sides, I gosta get in a Cheese Whiz bath." Link leaves.
"Good ridence." The voice sighs.
Did you get this idea from TV? It seems familiar. The Amanda Show.
No, Amanda Bynes doesn't have anything to do with this, next is Roy!
Roy was swinging his sword near a random tree in a random part of the random woods when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta no where!
"Huh?" Startled by the door, Roy fell on his back-side. "Woah, what the heck was that?" Roy looked up in the tree. On one of the branches, the random door was just sitting there. "Hmm... I guess I better go in it." Roy climbed the tree and entered the door. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Guess I better sit on it." Roy walked over to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Great. Now I'm hearing voices in my head."
"You're not hearing voices, Roy."
"Great. Now they're telling me that there are no voices in my head."
"Uh... Roy of... where are you from?"
"You should know! You're the one in my head!"
"Um... yeah... Roy... He has voices in his head."
"Well, duh! You're a voice in my head!"
"Ugh... Roy?"
"Yes?"
"You don't have voices in your head."
"Of course I do."
"No, you don't."
'Yes, I do."
"No, you don't."
"Yes, I do."
"No, you don't."
"Yes, I do."
"How many?"
"Well, there's you, Billy, Bob, Joe, Jim, Tom, Matt, Shawn, Fred, Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Jon."
"'Ed, Edd and Eddy' is a T.V. show, genius."
"Yeah, I know. I named you them 'cause there voices are the exact same."
"...Moving on. Roy... He's 28 and didn't have a girlfriend yet."
"Oh, would you just STOP rubbing it in!!"
"Wh-what?"
"I told you, I AM 28 and I DID NOT have a girlfriend yet!!"
"But, I didn't even know!"
"How could you not know?! You've been living in my head for the last 28 years!"
"Er... right..."
"You better believe it! I don't like telling voices in my head that everyday for 28 years!"
"You told the voices in your head you've been telling them that for the past 28 years?!"
"YES!! And why must you talk in third person?!"
"I'm not talking in third person because there aren't any voices in your head!!!"
"THEN WHO THE HECK IS TALKING NOW?!?!?!"
"JUST FORGET THE FREAKIN' THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pant... huff..."
"Wait, how can the voice in my head get tired from yelling?"
"Just shut up. Roy... The voices in his head control his every move."
"Well, you should know. You're all controling me!"
"So --"
"YES!! You all control my thoughts and actions!!!"
"Well... We command you to leave this room!"
"About time!!" Roy gets up out of the chair and heads toward the exit. When he leaves, the voice heard: "OW! Ow! OUCH! Owie! PAIN! Ow..."
"Guess Roy forgot that the door was on a tree."
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on October 30, 2007, 08:52:11 PM
Did you get this idea from TV? It seems familiar. The Amanda Show.
All That.
It was right around the time when it started getting worse.
I already told you, it has nothing to do with that show, next is Popo!
Popo was throwing a random snowball at random people in a random snow village when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Iiee!" Popo shouted as he fell in a snow bank. When he got up, little snow people came out of the snow bank.
"You ruined our bank! Now we'll have to move to another!" One of the snow people shouted, and he and the rest of them pulled thousands of snow dollars to the nearest bank: right next to the other.
Turning his attention tot the door, Popo said, "I should investigate!" Popo walked over to the door and opened it. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "A chair that's not made out of ice?! Yippie!" Popo yelled as he ran, er, sprinted over to the chair. He jumped up, high, and landed in the chair. Surprisenly, it didn't break. "WOW! It's so warm!"
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Huh? More snow people?"
"Popo of Infinite Glacier..."
"What? What do ya want? What? WHAT?!"
"Popo... He believes in snow people."
"What? No, they're real!"
"Then how come I never seen one?"
"'Cause you weren't in the Infinite Glacier before!"
"Are you accussing me of somewhere that I went to?!"
"Ye -- Huh? I never understood that."
"Good."
"What?"
"I said good."
"I meant why."
"'Cause it's good."
"Good that I didn't understand?"
"Yes."
"...I don't understand."
"You don't understand anything."
"Righ -- Wait, what?"
"Never mind."
"Oh. OK."
"Popo... He stole that hammer."
"Huh? No, this is especially crafted for me."
"...Is what you want people to think."
"No, it's not."
"Yep, it is."
"Nope, It's not."
"Yep, it is."
"Nope."
"Yep."
"Nope."
"Yep"
"Nope."
"Yep."
"Nope."
"Yep."
"Nope."
"Nope"
"Yep."
"So you DID steal it!"
"Huh? H-hey! You tricked me!"
"Of course! This is MY story after all!"
"Huh? Story?"
"Never mind."
"No, tell me."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"Yes."
"No, don't tell me!"
"Have it your way."
"What? Hey! You tricked me! Again!"
"Yeah, I do that alot."
"Grr..."
"Popo... He has a 1,000,000,000,000 dollar bill in his parka pocket."
"WHAT?!"
"And he's defensless!"
"WHAT?! WAI --" Popo couldn't finsih because cops all jumped on him and dragged him away."
"YAY! That's another person miserable!"
Lol, misery.
Peach now!
Peach was reading a random book in a random room in a random part of the castle when all of a sudden a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Yikes!" Peach got startled by the door and fell off the side of the random bed she was lying on. "Ugh..." Peach got up and examined the door. "Hmm... I might want to go in there." Peach opened the door and looked inside. In the door was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Yuck! Talk about tacky..." Peach looked around the room. "But, then again, there's no where else to sit..." Peach walked over to the chair and sat down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"Wha --? Bowser, if that's you --"
"Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom..."
"Uh... yes?"
"Peach... Her crown is made out of plastic."
"What? This crown is not made of plastic!"
"Then what's it made out of?
"It's made out of... it's made out of... uh..."
"AH HA! I knew it was made of plastic!"
"What?! It is most certainly NOT made out of plastic!"
"Then why'd you not answer?"
"...Because... I, uh... don't know what it's made of!"
"Real convincing, princess."
"Well, it should be."
"OK, we done here?"
"I suppose so."
"Well, then. Peach... She is not really a princess."
"What are you saying?! Don't you see the crown on my head?!"
"What, that cheap, plastic crown? Yeah, I see it."
"Wha -- This crown is NOT made of plastic!! And it's not cheap, either!"
"Well, if you're not a princess, what are you then?"
"Hey! I just told you, I AM a princess!"
"What? YOU said that? I thought it was thoughs peasky snow people... They snuck out of Popo's pocket before the cops dragged him off."
"Snow people?"
"Long story short: Both me and Popo believe in them."
"...Right."
"Yep."
"Hey, can we keep this going? My soap opera comes on in 10 minuites."
"OK. Peach... She secretly wants to marry Bowser."
"WHAT?!?!?! Why on Earth would I want to marry Bowser?!"
"What's that? You say you REALLY want to marry Bowser?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" Bowser suddenly fell outta no where... again. "Finally! My life long dream came true!!"
"What?! Your life --" Peach couldn't finsih saying what she was saying because Bowser grabbed her by the waist and jumped up into the oblivion.
"Wow... That was cool how Bowser appeared and dissapeared before my very eyes!! I wanna try that! I wanna try that!"
"Uh, sir?" A random guy in the background said, "I think it's time for your medication."
"WHAT?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The voice then got dragged off by that random guy who was in the background.
Quote from: wiiboychris on October 30, 2007, 09:05:10 PM
I already told you, it has nothing to do with that show, next is Popo!
Wikipedia -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_That#Notable_sketches.2C_2000-ending (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_That#Notable_sketches.2C_2000-ending)
Know Your Stars was a sketch that involved a random voice that made fun of individual cast members or guest stars.An example of this is: "Jamie Lynn Spears, hasn't brushed her teeth in 6 months." Almost all of them complain about this, with the exception of Totally Kyle (The Amanda Show) when he agrees with everything the voice says and Pickle Boy who just tilts his head. This short sketch would appear during every episode.
Heh, Bowser super jumped.
...............I REALLY didn't know about this, Amanda show here doesn't show anymore, next is Captain Falcon!
Captain Falcon was watching a random TV football game on a random big screen TV in a random store when all of a sudden a random door appeared right in front of him!
"EEEK!" Falcon screamed like a little girl. Not surprisingly, every person that was inside the building (and a few that was outside) was looking at him. "Uh... I was just trying to add drama, you know like in TV - I'll just go in." Falcon went in the door. Inside, there was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Falcon, without saying a word, went over and sat in the chair.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"EEEK!" Falcon, yet again, screamed like a little girl. Everyone in the building that the door was in looke at him. "Uh... I was just - Oh, forget it."
"Captain Falcon of Mute City..."
"Yeah? What?"
"Captain Falcon... He's wearing ladies underwear."
"What?! I'm not wearing ladies underwear!"
"Hmm? You are?"
"What?! NO!"
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes."
"Shut up."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"I'll give you a cookie."
"OOOOOH! COOKIE!!" Falcon ran up to the voice's room and stole the cookie from his hands and devoured it in less then O.4 seconds. "Wait, how'd you time that?" Falcon asked.
"How'd I time what?"
"...Never mind."
"OK. By the way." the voice said calmly.
"What?"
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"EEEK!" Falcon got thrown out the window and landed back in the chair.
"Captain Falcon... He doesn't pay his insurence."
"What?! How'd you know?!"
"Because you just told me, genius."
Falcon had to let his brain process this information for a moment. When sense hit him in the noggin, he yelled "GOD, I'M DUMB!!"
"Yes. Yes you are."
"GOD, I'M DUMB!!"
"You just said that."
Falcon took another moment to let his brain process this information. Then, "GOD, I'M DUMB!!"
"Ugh... You just said that."
"Yes. Yes I did."
"Captain Falcon... He's --"
"The coolest guy in the world!!"
"What? No, he stole his F-Zero machine."
"Huh? I'm to busy looking at myself in this window piece." Falcon looked at a random piece of window on the floor, and his reflection was in it.
"...I said, you stole your F-Zero machine." Nothing happened. "I said, 'Falcon stole his F-Zero machine!'"
"Oh, is this our cue?" A voice called out from the ceiling.
"Yes." The voice said.
"Oh, OK." Then, thousands of cops fell onto the floor and surrounded Falcon. "U R UNDER AREST 4 STEELING A F-0 MACHIINE!!" One cop said in terrible spelling.
"Huh?" Falcon looked up from the window piece. "Woah! When'd all these guys get here?!"
"Get 'im, boyz!" Another cop yelled eating a doughnut.
"Wait!" Falcon couldn't be heared from the dust cloud fight.
"HEY!" The voice called out, "NO FIGHTIN' IN MY STUDIO!!" The voice pushed a button on his monitor-thingie and a trap door appeared underneath Falcon and the cops.
"EEEK!" Falcon & the cops screamed in unison before falling into the hole.
"I bet you're all wondering where all the cops are comin' from, right?" Camera nods 'yes'. "Well, we made a deal. They get to torment the Smashers, and I get to eat their doughnuts. They never actually like doughnuts. They just eat 'em for the kids." The voice ate a doughnut in one sitting. "Yum! It's doughnut-tastic!"
Quote from: wiiboychris on October 30, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
...............I REALLY didn't know about this, Amanda show here doesn't show anymore, next is Captain Falcon!
It's actually All That.
Mmm, donuts.
Next is Ness!
Ness was reading the random minds of random people for random fun when all of a sudden a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Yikes!" Ness fell down on his gluteus maximus. "Owie..." Ness winced in pain, then turned his attention to the door. "Uh... I guess I can go in." Ness got up off of his gluteus maximus and opened the door. Inside, a chair was engulfed in a spotlight. "Well, it would be nice to sit somwhere that's not pavement." Ness walked over to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..."
"..." Ness said not a word.
"Ness of... of... dang it, I really got to know where some people come from."
"Eagleland."
"Are you telling me how to run my job?!"
"No, but your parents do."
"H-how -- Uh, what did you just say?!"
"I said 'No, but your parents do'."
"I, uh, I have absolutly have no idea of what you are saying."
"Like that time you failed that Science test and didn't tell your folks?"
"Wh-what?! That's insane!"
"And so are you."
"Grrrrrrrrrr...!" If anybody could see the voice's face, it look like :(
"So, I suspect you're going to tell them?"
"Where are you getting all of this classified information?!"
"I'll tell you at the end of the chapter."
"What?! I'm the only one who knows this is a stinkin' fanfic!"
"Well, I'm going to go tell the others when we are done."
"If they all knew, then I'd go poor, and have to live a life of poverty on the streets!"
"Stop faking."
"...DANG IT!!!"
"So, exactly how many times did you skip off school?"
"Stop it..."
"Oh, no, I'm just getting started."
"Look, I'll give you $100 bill in cash if you leave."
"Make it $200."
"$150."
"Deal."
"OK." The voice tosses a $150 bill in cash down to Ness.
Ness starts to leave but then says, "By the way."
"Yes?"
"Try not using counterfeit." Ness holds up the $150 bill. The voice drew faces on the '$150 bill' and had '$150. This is NOT fake'.
"Uh... oops."
"Hand over the real deal."
"Tell you what: we play a game of rock paper scizzors. If I win, you go empty handed and don't tell anyone that this is a story. If you win, you get a $200 bill in cash and tell anyone you know about this story. Deal?"
"...Deal." Ness walked up to the voice's room.
"Alright. Rock..."
"Paper..."
"Scizzors!" The voice threw down paper. Ness threw down scizzors. "...Best two outta three."
"Sigh... OK. Rock..."
"Paper..."
"Scizzors!" The voice threw down rock. Ness threw down scizzors. "H-how did you --"
"Rock..."
"Uh, paper..."
"Scizzors!" The voice threw down scizzors. Ness threw down paper. "Yay!"
"Gah! How'd you --"
"Elementary, my dear Ness." The voice took out a Sherlock Holmes style hat and pipe from nowhere. "You read my mind. I thought paper and rock, but I played rock and scizzors. In that order. Now, go away." The voice blew in the pipe, and bubbles started coming out.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." Ness growled. He walked back down to the door and slammed it shut really hard. Everything in the studio that was hanging by something (i.e. lights, microphones, the voice's kid brother) all came falling down.
"Yes, people, I hang my kid brother on the ceiling by his pants. It, how you say, relieves me of boring everyday life's stress. Well, looks like I'm going to have to clean all this up." A short pause. "Hey, you! Hire a maid!"
Poor brother...
Mario, is your turn!
Mario was taking asleep on a random couch in a random couch store on a random Sunday afternoon when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Mamma mia!' Mario shouted as he fell off of the couch. He got up and examined the door. "Hmm... Must be some sort of magic spell." Mario opened the door and looked inside. He saw a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Well, I need somewhere else to sit down." Mario walked over to the chair and sat down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." a voice boomed.
"Huh?"
"Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom..."
"Yes?"
"Mario... He breaks more pipes than fixes them."
"What? I do not break pipes, I fix them!"
"That's not what this paper says."
"What paper? Let me see them!"
"You're right. What paper?" The voice threw the paper up in the air and caught them in his mouth. He then swallowed the papers... whole.
"What did you do?!"
"What does it look like? I ate them!"
"...You're sick."
"No, no, I'm perfectly healthy."
"No, I mean you're disgusting."
"You gonna whine about it?"
"No, I'm gonna complain."
"Sure, whatever. Mario... He has a stuffed toy Bowser."
"What?! I only have stuffed toy Mario and Peach!"
"And no Luigi?! What did you do to it?!"
"I never had one!"
"Oh, what suspence!"
"What? Suspence?"
"Yes. Suspence."
"Ugh... mamma mia."
"So, what do you do with the toy Peach? Do you take it to bed with you?"
"W-what?! What are you saying?"
"Nothing..."
"Oh... OK..."
"Mario... He slaps Bowser like a little girl."
"HEY!! I only did that fourteen times!"
"Says Mario."
"What?"
"That's not what Bowser says."
"Well, what did Bowser say?"
"He says he randomly yells out 'I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH PEACH!' and then you appear ouuta nowhere, slap him, and leave. He said that's been goin' on for... what was it? 5 years, I think..."
"What?! He knows it's been going on for 6 years!" Mario then storms off for Bowser's castle.
"Hmm... Maybe I should of said somethin' different...NAH!"
(Wiiboychris note: Sorry for delaying a little, I have to erase ALL the "-a" of Mario words)
Bowser is gonna get slapped.
Next is last for today! Is Mewtwo!
Mewtwo was on a random rooftop watching some random car drive around a random city, when all of a sudden... Metwo took three steps to the left.
...Then suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere!
Mewtwo telepathically said: I knew that was going to happen. Mewtwo entered the door. Inside, a chair was engulfed in a spotlight. I know what's going to happen now... Mewtwo walked... er, floated over to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..."
"Mewtwo of Kanto..."
"Mewtwo... Puts a bag over his head whenever he hears the word "mattress."
For some odd reason, Mewtwo actually DOES put a canvas bag over his head
"Wait, I was only joking!"
Pikachu walks onto stage
"Did you say "mattress?" Pikachu said. Somehow, subtitles appeared undernieth him.
"Well I..."
"You REALLY shouldn't have said "mattress" to Mewtwo. Now I have to stand in this crate. (He does so and starts to sing) 'And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green. Pichu joins in while Pikachu sings And was the holy lamb of God, on England's pleasant-"
(Mewtwo takes off bag)
"He should be alright, but DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" Pikachu and Pichu leave.
"O...K..."
Hmph...
"Uh... Ahem... Mewtwo... He's actually an over grown chao."
Mewtwo paused for a bit. ...What's a chao?
"Uh, It's this little... uh, blue... thing... found in a different dimension."
And you know this... how?
"I have mystical powers that I can lead me to a different dimension."
Strange... My best power is to give Link bathes in Cheese Whiz.
"Wait... What?"
My best power is to give Link bathes in Cheese Whiz.
"Oh... Link never mentioned you when he was here a few weeks back..."
I erase myself from his mind, so all he can remeber is Cheese Whiz bathes.
"Oh... I see. Mewtwo... He's in Guinness World Records for most endangered kitten.
I'm not a kitten. I'm a Pokémon cat.
"Sure you are."
Yes, I am.
"Right."
Believe what you want.
"OK, I will."
Fine.
"Fine."
"..."
"..."
"..."
...So... Nice weather, huh?
"Feh. I've seen warmer."
You mean felt.
"Yeah, that too."
Well, I'd best be on my way.
"See you later."
Mewtwo wlked out the door. Then,
THUD
Some voices came from the other side....pain voices like Mewtwo being hitted by powerful attacks.
"...Guess the door was on the edge of the building."
Smooth, Mewtwo.
Ok, tomorrow I will post the others left, and then I post something very different...........the smash mansion!
The mansion sounds fun. I look forward to it.
ZOMG this should be floated!
What is "floated"?
Next is Marth!
Marth was looking at a random sword in a random sword shop in a random town when suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Woah! Where'd that come from?!" Marth asked.
"Aliens dropped it off." Some random guy said as he walked by.
"ALIENS?!" Marth screamed, "HOLD ME!!!!" Marth jumped ten feet in the air and that random dude caught him.
"You're annoying." The random dude said, "I'm throwin' you in the door." He did as he said. The dude closed the door behind him.
Marth looked around the room. The only thing he spotted was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Marth walked over and sat down in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.
"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Marth screamed yet again.
"Marth of... Gah! I've got to know more about where you peoples live!" The voice said.
"What do you want?!"
"Marth... Roy stole the last cookie."
"WHAT?! That baka."
"Baka?"
"Yeah. That's japanese for fool, retard, stupid, idiot, son of a bit-"
"I get the picture."
"Okie-dokie."
"So, you gonna get Roy for stealing the last cookie?"
"ROY TOOK DA LAST COOKIE?!?!?!"
"Yeah, I just told you that."
"Oh. I forgot."
"No, Link's the one with short-term memory loss."
"Was he here, too?"
"Everyone that was been and will be in an SSB game will be here."
"Wow. So, what number am I?"
"Uh... 14."
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet."
"Shall we continue?"
"Continue we shall."
"Marth... He is a girl."
"I AM?!?!"
"Well, you where a tiarra."
"What, this? No, no no no no no no no no no no no no. No. This is a headband."
"Tiarra."
"Headband."
"Tiarra."
"Headband."
"Tiarra!"
"Headband!"
"TIARRA!"
"HEADBAND!"
"HEADBAND!"
"TIARRA, DAMN IT!"
"Ha, made you say tiarra! And darn it."
"Hey, no fair!
"All's fair in love and war."
"But I'm not in love!"
"But we are at war!" The voice put on an army helmet, "CHARGE!" The voice pushed a button on his keyboard and a bunch of army men came out of the walls. By knocking them down. They all surrounded Marth, and attacked him.
"Hold up! They didn't attack yet." The voice said.
Oh, then they didn't attack yet. Why?
"I still have one more thing to say to Marth."
Ok. What is it?
"Here it is: Marth... Aliens ARE real!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Marth ran. For dear life. As army men followed him. With weapons ready. And the voice laughed.
Now Luigi!
Luigi was in a random book store reading a random story book on a random Tuesday afternoon when suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"MAMMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luigi screamed, "The last page is missing from this book!!!!!!" Luigi looked up from the book and saw the door. "A door? When did THAT get here?" Luigi walked over to the door and opened it. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight, "Mamma-mia. Sure is spooky." Luigi quietly and cautiously entered the room. What bravery, what courage!
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luigi screamed.
...Never mind.
"Luigi of the Mushroom Kingdom..." The voice said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luigi screamed.
"Luigi... He screams like a baby."
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luigi screamed.
"...I rest my case."
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Be quiet!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It's-a me, Mario!" The voice lied.
"Oh. Mario. I knew it was you." Luigi sighed.
"It's not me, Luigi." The voice said, "IT'S BOWSER!!!!!!!!" The voice's... voice changed into Bowser's voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ha ha ha!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ha... ha... ha..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay... you can stop now."
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You can sto-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...You can st-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...You can-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...You-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Luigi is an awsome guy." The voice's... voice changed back to normal.
"Alright!" Luigi cried.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" The voice changed its voice back into Bowser's voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Luigi... He cross-dresses."
"WHAT?!" Luigi cried, "When did I do that?!"
"In 'Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'. You wore Peach's dress to fool Bowser. ...I mean, Bowletta."
"HEY! Bowser, well, Bowser's body wore bra! So you could say he's also a cross-dresser."
"I could. I would. I should. I won't." The voice said.
"WHAT?! How come?!"
"'Cause it was his body! Not his mind and spirit!"
"That's not fair!"
"Your game, not his."
"Aw, man!"
"Luigi... He's cheating on Daisy."
"WHAT!!? I would never do anything like that!"
"Yes you would."
"No I wouldn't!"
"Yes you would."
"No I wouldn't!"
"Yes you would."
"No I wouldn't!"
"No you wouldn't."
"Yes I would! ...GAH!" Suddenly, Daisy came into the studio.
"I heard that!" She yelled, "You're coming with me!" She grabbed Luigi by the ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luigi yelled. He and Daisy left the studio.
"That was fun. Know Your Stars: SSB has been brought to you by sreaming: If there was no screaming, horror movies would be wasted! And cross-dressers: They make the world a funnier place.
Now next is the pokemon trainer with his pokémons!
The Pokémon Trainer was randomly practicing with his random three Pokémon in a random park when all of a sudden, a random door appears outta nowhere!
"Ahh!" The Pokémon Trainer yelled in surprise, falling down on the ground. His three random Pokéemon, Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard, did the same. The Pokémon Trainer and his Pokémon looked up at the door, "Where the heck did that come from?" He asked.
"Squirt squirtle." Squritle reminded.
"Oh yeah, outta nowhere." The Pokémon Trainer recalled, "Well, might as well go in."
"Ivysaur?" Asked Ivysaur.
"Ahh, training can wait for later." The Pokémon Trainer told him, and the four entered the door. A chair was engulfed in a spotlight in the door, "Huh. Only one chair." Suddenly, three more chairs fell out of the sky.
"Roar." Charizard said.
"Yeah, that was convinient." The Pokémon Trainer said. The four sat in the four chairs. Charizard's chair broke, so another, bigger one fell down. Charizard's flaming tail burnt it, so a steel one came down. Charizard's tail made the steel chair melt, so a rock one had come down. Then, the chair transformed into a Graveler! The Graveler (angryly) made a hole in the wall and rolled out.
"You're payin' for that!" A voice called out.
"Wha? Who said that!?" The Pokémon Trainer gasped.
"Uh... Aw, Smurf. Ahem... Know your stars... Know your stars..."
"I said 'Who said that!?'!?"
"Pokémon Trainer of Kanto..."
"Don't make me repeat myself! Wait, I already did."
"Pokémon Trainer... He once stuffed his brother in a Pokéball..."
"No I never! it was my friend's friend's friend's uncle's nephew's cousin who did it to my friend's friend's friend's uncle's nephew's other cousin!"
"...And you know this... how...?"
"Let's just say it had something to do with an Onix and some mustard."
"Okay then... Pokémon Trainer... He's in love with Charizard..."
"Roar?" Charizard asked.
"What!?" No way!"
"Then who?"
"Uh... that's none of your business!"
"Yeah... So, who is it?"
"I'm not telling!"
"C'mon! Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseple-"
"NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
"Sheesh. Fiesty."
"Grr..."
"Squirtle!"
"Ivy ivysaur!"
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!"
"CRIPES!" The voice pushed a button on his control panel, and three mussles fell around and tied themselves on Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard.
"Hey! That's not nice!"
"And who said I was nice?"
"It was... it was... it... was... Well, ya got me there."
"I always do."
"What?"
"Nothing. Pokémon Trainer... He has a collection of Bratz toys."
"What!? There's no way-"
"I got your Yasmin doll."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Fetch!" the voice stuffed the doll in a cannon and fired it out of the door. The Pokémon Trainer ran after it, crying all the way, while his Pokémon, still mussled, followed, "Okay, first Brawl newcomer: check!"
What will happen to Wario?
Wario was sitting in a random couch watching some random TV show while eating some random junk foods when suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere! ...But, like Kirby did a few chapters back, Wario paid no attention to it.
That is, however, until some sort of alien flew through his closed window, stole his food and ran to the door! Wario was about to eat another dohnut, when he realized his food had been stolen!
"HEY! GIMME BACK MY FOOD!" Wario cried, chasing after the alien. Wario ran into the door and saw his snacks in a chair engulfed in a spotlight, "MY PRECIOUS FOOD!!!" Wario squealed with delight. He jumped seventy feet in the air, made a hole in the ceiling, made another hole over the chair and landed on his rear end with a fart.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A random voice echoed through the room.
"Go away. I'm eating." Wario said sternly, continuing to eat his dohnuts.
"Wario of Diamond City." The voice said.
"I said go away!"
"Wario... He's a pig in a disguse..."
"What!?" Wario screeched, taking his mind off the dohnuts, "I ain't a pig! I don't roll around in mud! I roll around in money and dohnuts!"
"Really? Chocolate dohnuts?"
"YEAH! TRIPLE CHOCOLATE!" Wario started drooling at the mental sight of triple chocolate dohnuts.
"What about... quadruple chocolate?" The voice asked mishiviously. There was a puddle at least three feet long underneith Wario's chin, "Quintuple?" Now the puddle was at least seven feet long ,"You're cleaning that up."
"Aw..."
"Wario... Uh... um.. er... He's, uh... uhh... fat. Yeh, fat!"
"Hey! Did you call me fat!?" Wario yelled.
"No! I mean, yes!"
"Why, I oughta-"
"Six times teh chocolate!"
Wario started drooling on the spot again.
"Phew! Wario... He got bested by a purple jewel."
"Yeah!? So what about it!?"
"I just wanted you to relive your past."
"How ya gonna do that?"
"I dunno."
"Yeah, well good!"
"Oh oh ohohoh! I know I knowknow!"
The voice pressed a button on his control panel and a trapdoor opened up above Wario. Suddenly, two metalic claws came flying down and grabbed on to Wario's arms. They then started pulling him up.
"Hey hey hey!! What are you doing!?" Wario cried.
"Do not fret, Mr. Wario." The voice said, "After this you'll be famous alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll over the world!"
"I will!?" Wario asked gleefully.
"Yep! you'll also be the first man around the world in 80 seconds!"
"Wha-"
Before Wario could finish his question, the metalic claws stuffed him into a cannon. The voice pressed another button on his control panel, and the cannon sent Wario straight through the roof!
With Wario
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Wario screamed as he circled the globe. Suddenly, his cell phone rang. Not wanting to lose the signal, he quickly answered it.
"Wario's cell phone. Wario residents. Wario speaking." Wario said into the cellular phone.
"You're payin' for that hole in the roof." The voice said on the other line.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Wario cried as he flew over New Mexico.
Here is Ike!
Ike was walking through some random meadows swinging his random sword in any random direction when suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Woah!" Ike yelled as he nearly fell over on his rump. Gaining his balance, the blue haired swordsman looked at the door, "Strange..." He muttered, "This door does not look anything like the ones we have back home." Ike opened the door, and, to his surprise, lead to somewhere that was not on his map! In the mysterious room, he noticed a chair engulfed in a spotlight.
Ike walked over to the chair with his sword ready, in case it was a trap. He VERY carefully sat himself down on the chair, and looked around the room.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed through the creepy room.
"I knew it! It IS a trap!" Ike yelled triumphantly.
"Ike of... Where are you from?" The voice asked.
"Go look it up on Wikipedia. It's there." Ike responded.
"Well, okay..." the voice went to his computer and looked up Wikipedia. After about two minutes and eleven seconds of searching, the voice called out to Ike, "Couldn't find it."
"Oh, well, I could be mistakened."
"Anyways... Ike of wherever the heck you're from..."
"Okay, I'll bite. What do you want?"
"Ike... He was the village fool."
"What!? I certainly was not! I was the general of the Crimean Liberation Army!
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you were, Ike. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you were."
"It's the truth!"
"Aw, c'mon! Not everyone can be a general!"
"But I'm not an everyone! I'm a someone!"
"Save it for judge, man."
"Why are you bringing a judge in here?"
"I'm not. I just wanted to say that."
"Ugh..."
"Ike... He uses a stick called 'Nagnell'."
"It wasn't stick! It was sword! And it wasn't 'Nagnell', it was 'Ragnell'!"
"Yeah, right."
"Seriously!"
"Not believing it."
"It's the truth!"
"Lies. All lies."
"Gahh!"
"So..."
"So... what?"
"You wanna continue?"
"When's it over?"
"Next one's the last one."
"Thank goodness." Ike muttered under his breath.
"What was that!?"
"N-Nothing!"
"Okay then! Ike... He's about to get floored by a pig."
"A pig?" Ike asked, "What's that suppose to mean?"
"A pig will appear-"
Suddenly, a faint yelling could be heard. The voice and Ike looked up at the ceiling when all of a sudden, Wario came crashing through the ceiling! He landed right on top of Ike, who fell through the floor. And then he magically got teleported outside the door with all memories of the voice erased.
With the Voice and Wario
"Woah... What a ride..." Wario said dizzily.
"You're payin' for that hole, too." The voice said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Wario cried as he entered the fetal position.
I see that nobody post a comment here, for you good news, you can!
Next is Nana!
Nana was climbing a random rock on a random mountain in the middle of random nowhere when all of a sudden, a random door appeares outta nowhere!
"Woah!" Nana nearly fell off the HUGE rock (which was actually, like, 5 feet), but she hung on with her pickaxe. She regained her balance, and looked at the random door, "Where the heck did that door come from?" Nana asked herself, "Maybe it leads somewhere..." Nana jumped off the rock (again, 5 feet) and entered the door. "Hmm... it's warmer in here..." Nana discovered. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "A chair!" Nana walked over to the chair and sat in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed through the room.
"What!" Nana screeched, frantically looking around the room, trying to find the source of the voice.
"Nana of Icicle Mountain..." The voice said.
"Wh-What do you want!?" Nana cried.
"Nana... she loves Ness."
"What!? No I do not!"
"Then how come there were pictures of him in your dorm in the Smash Mansion?"
"I have pictures of everyone!"
"So you're in love with everyone!"
"What!?! Of course not!"
"Nana's cheating on everyone in the Smash Mansion!"
"No! Shut up!"
"Nana and everyone, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..." The voice trailed off.
"I said SHUT UP!!" Nana's voice echoed through the room, making the voice stop.
"Umm... okay..."
"Okay what!?"
"N-Nothing. Nana... she's a master criminal."
"Huh!?"
"I said 'she's a master criminal'." The voice repeated.
"I most certainly am not!" Nana bellowed, "I never stole anything in my life!"
"You stole Young Link's Kokiri Sword!"
"Wha-" The voice held up the Kokiri Sword, "Wh-Where'd you get that!?"
"I found it under your bed."
"NO! NO ONE GOES IN MY ROOM!!"
"You just admitted that it WAS in your room!"
"Huh?"
"You're bed is in your room, and I went in your room to get the sword... and then... uh... then I... uh... um... er... guh..."
"'Guh...'?" Nana repeated.
"Yeah, I make weird noises some times."
"I see."
"Moving on. Nana... she's lying about her age."
"Really, now? How old am I?"
"73."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
"I got your birth certificate right here."
"You have my birth certificate, you have Young Link's sword... What DON'T you have?"
"Raisins."
"...Oh."
"Anyway... It says here you were born on Spetember 25th, 1934."
"Lies! All lies!"
"Yeah, and I'm the King of England."
"There's not King in England!"
"Oh... yeah..."
"I'm leaving!" Nana got up and stormed out the door. "IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
"It's always 25 degrees in here." The voice tells you.
Now for the next is.........
Master Hand was in his random office sitting in his random chair reading his random papers when suddenly, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"Hmm?" Master looked up from his papers, looked the door, and went back to his papers. About twenty seconds later, he reailsed that that door wasn't there before, so he floated towards the door and opened it. Inside was a (giant) chair engulfed in a (giant) spotlight. "I like sitting in new chairs... Even though it sounds impossible." Master did the impossible and sat in the (giant) chair.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed in the room.
"Who's there?" Master asked in an unenthusiastic voice.
"Master Hand of Final Destination..." The voice began.
"Yes?" Master asked.
"Master Hand... His papers are pictures of naked ladies."
"That's not true!" Master shouted, "They're very important documentations on the new Smash Bros. game! It has to be over 100 per cent!"
"No, they're not! They're photos of top-less girls!"
"Documentations!"
"Naked girls!"
"Documentations!"
"Naked girls!"
"Documentations!"
"Let's stop fighting."
"I agree."
"Master Hand... He never takes showers."
"Then how come I'm always shimering white?"
"It's 'cause you use shiny stuff to make you shine!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
"You really stink! No wonder the Smashers beat you up in the last two games!"
"I was the main boss! They had to beat me up!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
"It's the truth!"
"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
"I got no pants."
"Uh... Liar, liar, glove on fire!"
"Hey! This glove is designer!"
"So is your diaper!"
"My... what?"
"Master Hand... he is still just a baby."
"I can talk, I read documentations, I'm able to beat up twenty-six people; I'm not a baby!"
"Yes y- twenty-six?"
"Two Ice climbers."
"Oh... right. Anyway, you are a baby! Well, a child at least."
"What makes you think this?"
"Super Smash Bros. for the N64 came out in 1999; that's you're debut. It's 2007 now, so that means you're eight years old."
"Aw, man."
"You're allowed to go now."
"'Bout time."
Master got up and floated out of the room.
"That's one of the main people... 'scuse me, hands down." The voice sighed in relief.
Fox!
Fox was playing his random DS which was randomly colored pink in his random ship called 'The Great Fox' when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
Noticing the door, Fox got distracted by his game, which was (surprise, surprise) 'Star Fox Command'. Ignoring the door, he looked back at the game. Realising that he just got shot and blown up, he looked angryly at the door, "You costed me my last life! I nearly beat the game, too! Oh, you're gonna pay..." Fox opened the door and peered inside. He noticed a chair engulfed in a spotlight.Fox walked over in the chair and started, once again, to play his (pink) DS.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A mysterious voice echoed in the room.
"Aww... I died again..." Fox complained.
"Fox McCloud of the Lylat System..."
"Again!!"
"Fox... he's cheating on Krystal..."
"Shut up, I keep dying!!!"
"Uh... didn't you hear me?"
"GARRR!!!!!"
"Uh... hello?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Aw, hell with it."
"I said- Hey, you there?"
Fox was left all alone in the room.
"That's odd. coulda sworn someone said I was cheating on Krystal. Oh, well."
Fox continued to play his game. After about an hour and a half, the voice came back.
"You beat the game?" He asked Fox. But, Fox had fallen asleep, "Wow, I was in the shower a long time..."
"Huh? Whazzat?" Fox woke up from his sleepyness and looked around.
"Mornin', sleepy head." The voice said.
"Oh, it was a dream... Wait, I'm in this room. You mean it wasn't a dream?"
"I left the room for you to play the game."
"Then I beat the game, then I fell asleep... So, there's no such thing as flying cows?"
"Wh- No." The voice answered..
"Oh. Okay." Fox said, a hint of relief in his voice.
"Fox McCloud... He has trouble taking a crap."
"WHAT!?! I am NOT constipated!!"
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure you are."
"I'm telling the truth!"
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am!"
"Nope. Don't believe ya."
"Believe me!"
"Nu-uh."
"Grahh!!!"
"Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the ship."
"N- Huh?"
"Fox McCloud... He's homeless, so he sleeps in his ship."
"I do sleep in the Great Fox!"
"Not that ship, yer Arwing!"
"Why'd I sleep in there!?"
"Falco bought the Great Fox from you, and he said, 'I now dub thee 'The Great Falco'!' That's what he said."
"Ooh, why I oughta..." Fox stormed out of the room.
"I love using my powers to abuse people!" The voice sighed gleefully, taking out Fox's (pink) DS and playing it.
Fox likes pink?!?
Of course he likes the pink!
Donkey Kong was sitting in a random chair in his random tree house chewing on a random banana when suddenly, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
"OOOOH!!" DK shouted, startled, and winded up falling on the floor face first with the banana flying through the air and out the window.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" DK screamed in horror as he raced up to the window. Everything was in slow motion for him as he watched the banana fall to the ground. When the banana did hit the ground, DK started crying to himself. Looking up at the door, DK suddenly had a feeling for revenge. Picking up his coconut blaster from the wall, he marched into the door. Inside, DK noticed a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Not wanting to miss the opportunity to sit in something other than a hammock, DK waltzed over to the chair and laid his rump in it.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A mysterious and eerie voice echoed through the empty room.
"Ooh?" DK grunted, looking around the room.
"Donkey Kong of Kongo Bongo..." The voice continued.
"Ooh...?"
"Donkey Kong... would you like a translator?"
"OOOOH!! OOH OOH OOH!"
"I take that as a yes.."
The voice threw down a translator down to Donkey Kong. DK swallowed it whole.
"Yay!" DK cried.
"Donkey Kong... He once ate da Crystal Coconut."
"Yeah... It tasted crystals!"
"Annnnnnnnd... he has a Jamakin accent." The voice muttered under his breath.
"What was that?"
"Nothin', man."
"Sweet."
"So... how'd you get da Crystal Coconu out of your gut?"
"We waited for it to come out my trap-door."
"Ew."
"It totally was, dude."
"I hear ya."
"Mm-hmm."
"I had an experience with that once! I ate my cell phone! Boy, it cost me a fourtune when they got it out after the surgery!"
"What, the surgery?"
"No! I had to pay for the minutes on that thing! I was talkin' to some one when I swallowed it! I was also chattin' with people when it was inside me! I had ta punch my stomach to turn 'er on 'n off!"
"Woah..."
"Yeah... Donkey Kong... He stole his tie."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo way. I bought it at the discount section. It was 99 percent off!"
"And that's why Princess Peach would call it 'tacky'. Just like she called my chair!"
The voice immidiently started crying.
"Easy! Want me to rough 'er up fo'ya?"
"No- (sniff) -thanks, DK. (sniff) -I'll be alright."
"Okay."
"Seriously, 99 percent off!?"
"Yah! It was originally one doller, but I bought it for one cent!"
"Well..." The voice chuckled a bit, "you know what they say."
DK paused for a bit, "No, what?"
"...Oh. I was hopin' you'd know."
"Oh. Well, I don't."
"Okied-dokie then. Donkey Kong... It was Mario that stole your Banana collection!"
"What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! No one dares touch Donkey Kong's Banana collection! I have all 53 types of bananas in dere! I gotta go! Here, take your translator-thing back." DK (somehow) spit up the translator he ate and threw it back at the voice, "Thanks!" DK ran out of the room, leaving the voice to sit there all alone with the soggy translator.
"How did he talked without the translator?"
"...Ew." The voice chucked the translator in the garbage, where his kid brother was currently sleeping.
DK gonna fly o Barbados. Inside joke. Do nn ask.
Lucas!
Lucas was playing random video games in his random house in a random town (I don't know the name of his hometown, and I'm too lazy to look it up) when all of a sudden, a random door appeared out of nowhere!
Lucas looked up from his video games, looked at it for about a minute, then
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Lucas screamed, falling off his bed, which made his video game fly through they air, out the window, in the garbage can, which was conviniently picked up by the garbage man. Lucas looked up and looked about ready to cry. Before he realised it, he was walking to the random door. He opened it and walked in. Inside the door was a chair engulfed in a spotlight, "Another chair..." Lucas sniffled. Lucas sat in it and nearly sobbed.
Suddenly, he heard some music, coming from a (very) hard to notice window attatched to the roof. The music had lyrics.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You better learn my name, 'cause it's
Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanist potions
You might be the ingredient I seek
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You better be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt
I cast a hex on you
Grandma's wig
This'll make you big
Kitten s-
The last part died out, and a voice sighed.
"Can't wait 'till the game comes out."
The voice noticed Lucas.
"Oh. Is it time already?"
The voice looked at his watch.
"Five to eight. Right on time."
"Why the HECK were you listening to a WarioWare song?" Lucas asked, "And why was it sung an' played differently? And why was it cut off? And what are you talking about? And what-"
"Geez, you ask a lot'a questions. I was listening to it because it's going to be in the new Smash Bros. game as one of the themes of the WarioWare stage. It was sung an' played differently because it was sung an' played by different people. It was cut off because it was only a sample of the entire song. The answer to your last question, however, is confidential."
"Aww..." Lucas whined.
"Anyway... Lucas of where-ever-the-heck-your-from..."
"I'm not from there, I'm from-"
"Lucas... He was Mary in the 'Birth of Jesus' Christmas concert."
"What!? I nev-"
"Lucas... He plans on killing, and eventually replacing, Ness."
"That's not tr-"
"Lucas... He uses lights instead of using PSI magic."
"What the hec-"
"Lucas... He's always being interrupted by a mysterious voice."
"Now THAT'S the tru-"
"Lucas... He's always getting embarresed by his big brother."
"Oh, com-"
"Lucas... He named his cat after an infamous orange, extremly fat cat."
"Garfield? I never nam-"
"Lucas... There is a demonic spirit following him."
"Now that's just sa-"
"Lucas... He is... he is... gonna stop being insulted."
"Wha-"
"I mean, I'm gonna stop insulting him."
"How about you sto-"
"I mean, I've been doin' this for twenty three chapters, almost. I mean, I've just GOTTA draw the line somewhere."
"A wonderful idea, I secon-"
"Maybe i could get a job at McDonald's, or I could start a video game company. Perferably the former."
"Mmmm... I love McDon-"
"Yeah, y'know what, I'm gonna go work at McDonald's!"
"That's good to hea-"
"And I'm going to continue interrupting you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lucas shouted and ran out of the room.
"...Okay, I just decided to continue this job of insulting the Smashers. It's way more fun than saying, 'Hi! May I take your order?'. Well, they don't say that at McDonald's, but, you know what I mean." The voice clicked a button on his keyboard.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's
Ashely!
oh my :D
Ashley theme FTW!
Who is the next?
Sonic was running through random fields on a random mission to find some random emeralds when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
But, since Sonic was running at impossible speeds, he crashed right into that door of randomness!
Thud
"Oww..." Sonic whined as he rubbed his jet black nose. He looked at the door. Curious as the little hedgehog he is, Sonic opened the door. Inside, a chair was engulfed in a spotlight, "I am getting tired of running everywhere..." Sonic sat down in the chair.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A mysterious voice echoed through the room.
"Huh?" Sonic said, "Who's there?"
"Sonic the Hedgehog of Mobius..." The voice began.
"Whaddya want?"
"Sonic... He cheats on Amy Rose..."
"What!? You're crazy! I'm not even going out with Amy!"
"Yeah, right! I saw this picture of her in your room!"
"What!? That's insane! I have pictures of everyone in my room!"
"Ohh... Really, now?"
"W- Huh? What're you talking about now?"
"Well, then, you must be cheating on everyone with everyone!"
"Now you're just talkin' crazy!"
"Yeah, and you're covered in blue fur."
"That's the truth, genius."
"...Oh, darn."
"You're about as bright as Knuckles."
"..."
"Well, are you gonna say something?"
"Sonic... He bribed Master to let him in the game."
"What!? No way! Master Hand came to me and asked me if I wanted to be in the game!"
"And then when you said no, he bribed you."
"No! I said yes, and then we went to the Smash Mansion, darn it!"
"Oh, come on now! No one's gonna believe that! Listen, my spikey haired friend, you gotta 'wow' 'em!"
"'Wow 'em'? What do you mean?"
"Do something dramatic. Something drastic. Something... something... something else..."
"Oooooooookay..."
"So, whatcha plan to do?"
"You just told me what to do!"
"No, I told you the plan. You gotta come up with the schematics."
"That's Tails' job! I always get 'im to do them!"
"Okay, then. Time for one final insult."
"Wait... you were insulting me!?"
"NOW who's as bright as Knuckles?"
"...Drat."
"Sonic... He has a mission to complete."
"Huh? That one doesn't even- Gotta go!"
And with that, Sonic wasn't there anymore.
"Wow. I now know there is something else in thsi universe that's faster than me eating french fries. An' that's sayin' something!"
The Voice: Know Your Stars: SSB is brought to you by cheating; cheating on tests is a way of life! And by bribing; a great way to get free stuff from random people.
Yay for bribing and cheating!
Eh, I didn't expected this.
Meta Knight was flying his random ship with a random name like the Battleship Halberd whilst flying over some random mountains when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
Meta Knight looked at the door. Something strange was drawing him toward it. He let go of the steering wheel and opened the door. Inside the door, Meta Knight noted a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Meta Knight waked over to the chair and sat down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed in the room.
Meta Knight just looked around the room.
"Meta Knight of Dream Land..." The voice said.
Meta Knight said not a thing.
"Meta Knight... He has a collection of Barbie dolls."
Meta Knight remained silent, but his fists tightened.
"Meta Knight... He's a Kirby in armour."
Meta Knight's fists tightened more.
"Meta Knight... He has lice. Wait he doesn't have ha- ...Meta Knight... He's bald."
Meta Knight took out a sign that read 'That's the truth, genius'.
"Meta Knight... He doesn't like to talk. That's why he's so quiet."
"Oh, be quiet!" Meta Knight snapped.
"Eh?"
"You were insulting me! I don't like being insulted! Well, technically, nobody does, but that's not the point! How dare you insult me! I demand a lawyer!"
Suddenly, the door burst open. A man in a blue suit and spikey hair walked in, holding a briefcase.
"Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!" The man said, "Master lawyer, at your service!"
"Actually, I was just making a point." Meta Knight stated blandly.
"Oh." Phoenix said. He walked over to Meta Knight and handed him a piece of paper, "My card, for later." He ran out of the room.
"Okay..." The voice said, "That was weird..."
"Yeah..." Meta Knight agreed.
"Hey, did you know that if switch the 't' and the 'a' in 'Meta', you get 'Meat Knight'?"
"...Yes."
"Oh. ... ...Hey, did you ever realise that your sword is shaped like a flame?"
"...Yes."
"Oh. ... ...Hey, did you know that your cape can transform into a pair of wings?"
"...Y- Actually, no."
"Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..."
"Yeah... Hey, did you ever realise that your an idiot?"
"N- ...Well, my brother calls me that, but he just ends up at the bottom of the ocean afterwards."
"Ah. I see."
"Meta Knight... He is bad at making jokes."
"Jokes? That's not true! What did the frog say when he looked at a book? 'Read it'. Get it? 'Ribbit', 'read it'."
"Not funny, Meat Knight."
"That's META Knight, to you!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight..."
"Here's something else: Wanna here a joke? I fart and you choke. Wanna here another? I fart and you smother!"
"Hardy har har."
"Uh... er... um... I've got nothing."
'Hey, Meat Knight?"
"META Knight! And, what?"
"You came into the door from the Battleship Halberd, right?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Who's flying it?"
Meat Knight raised a finger, as if about to make a point. His yellow eyes widend, and he ran out of the room.
"Oh boy." The voice sighed.
Heh. Meat Knight. Heh. Heh heh.
The Voice: Know Your Stars: SSB is brought to you by lawyers; no lawyers equals more lost cases, plus no addicting Phoenix Write games. And by swords; Swordsman wouldn't only not exist, but they wouldn't be good at fighting with fish poles.
(Wiiboychris notes: Maybe the ancient minister took the ship when he wasn't there!)
You seriously didn't know that All That used to do this? :D
Yay swords and lawyers!
Okay, this will be the last chapter for now, unfortunaly, the author of this fan fic is quite busy, but I gonna put the smash mansion here.
Petey was randomly walking around Bianco Hills holding two random cages, each holding a random princess, when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere! Petey, who was happily walking to the giant windmill, fell down on his tuchus. The princesses, who were Peach and Zelda, started yelling.
"Petey! Get back up!"
"The bars are driving into our backs!"
Petey got up on his toe-less feet and walked towards the door. He looked at the door for a while, then smashed Zelda's cage into it.
"Ow!" Zelda cried.
Ignoring Zelda's cry in pain, Petey struck Peach's cage against the door.
"Eek!" Peach screeched.
"ROOOOOOOOAR!" Petey smashed his own head against it. The impact on the door was so great, that the door broke! Petey fell to the ground face first.
...But another door landed on Petey's neck.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!" Petey screamed in pain. He jumped back up, making the door fly behind him and hit a tree. The door fell down to the earth, and Petey opened it. Inside he saw a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Petey walked over to the chair and put down the princess' cages.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed in the room.
"Heey..." Peach said, "I remember this..."
"Princess Peach!" The voice said, "Long time no see!"
"Oh, no, not you again!"
"Yep, me again!"
"You're that voice that made fun of me!"
"The one and only."
"Ohhh..." Peach was growing angry, "If I get out of here, you'll regret it!"
"I'm sure I would. Now, where was I? ...Oh, yeah. Petey Piranha of Bianco Hills..."
"Arrroo?" Petey asked.
"Ugh. I'm gonna have to give you a translator." A translator was thrown down to Petey. Petey swallowed it whole.
"Hey, I speak English!" Petey cheered.
"Petey... He loves Peach and Zelda."
"Huuh?" Both Princesses asked.
"Don't fall for it!" Peach said, "He's jsut making that up!"
"SILENCE!" The voice pressed a button on his keyboard, and Peach suddenly got duct tape over her mouth.
"Mmmmm! Mmmm mmm!" Peach's muffled voice said.
"Anyway... Yeah, Petey just loves the Princesses. He asked the Ancient Minister personally if he could kidnap you two."
"Hey! That's not true!" Petey objected, "I just wanted to help! I was just doing it for the food!"
"No, you weren't. I have undeniable proof that you asked the Ancient Minister." The voice held up a small DVD. He placed it in the DVD player and pressed play. ALl around the room, small, holographic monitors appeared.
"Arooo?" The Petey in the movie said (Tranlsation: Can I kidnap the princesses?). The A.M. (Ancient Minister) nodded. The monitors dissapered.
"And that's your proof." The voice said, taking the DVD and cracking it in half.
"Lies! All lies!" Petey protested. Zelda had absolutly no idea what was going on.
"Petey... He's very fat."
"I take that personally!"
"Then how come, in Super Mario Sunshine, the windmill roof cracked with you on it?"
"Mario was on it, too, and I screamed, and then it cracked!"
"Now that's a lie."
"C'mon! Be fair!"
"Mmm! Mmmmmm!"
"Not now, Peach!" Peatey and the voice yelled. Peach only nodded.
"If I could just say something..." Zelda started.
"Not now, Zelda!" Petey and the voice yelled. Zelda only nodded.
"Petey, I just got a question." The voice asked.
"What?"
"How can those little leaf arms make you fly?"
Petey opened his mouth to say something, but nothing got out. He just spit out the translator and, with the two cages, dashed out of the room.
"... ...He never answered my question..."
The voice: Know your stars: SSB is brought to you by duct tape; grey tape that sticks to anything. And by DVDs; small, compact discs used to watch videos.
Time for the smash mansion! Ok, be warned, this fan fic is from the same actor, but it has something maybe a lttle stupid.................time to go on.
Disclaimer: I REALLY doesn't know who the hell is Tyler and Ryxler.
With the special participation of Master Hand and Crazy hand!
Also by Ashley, Shadow, Wind waker Link, Ridley and Bowser jr.
In the (not-so) quiet city of Nintendo City, there resided a giant mansion-type thing. It was 33 stories high, and yet, it weighed 3 pounds. It had many bedrooms, and it had a garden, and a pool, and a backyard, and a living room, and a washroom or two, and... uh, and... and, er, it had many bedrooms.
So one fine and beautiful day (it was rainy and foggy), Master and Crazy Hand decided to make another game.
"We shall make another game!" Master announced, "I'll get the newcomers!"
"And I'll get the cookies!" Crazy said. They both nodded, and Crazy rushed out the door, and Master broke out the oh-so hated phone.
"'Why do I hate it oh-so much?' you may ask." Master said to you, "How do I hold a phone in my hand to my ear when I my body is a hand and no ear?!"
Ordering a wire frame to hold the phone to his non-existing ear, Master began talking.
"Hello, Diddy Kong? I have a proposition for you... What do you mean 'Oooh ooh ooh ahh'!? This is a once in a life time chance, bud! If you don't want to see DK again, you'll hang up right now! ...Oh, you DIDN'T hang up. Well, here's what I want you to do. Get your's and Funky Kong's hairy banana-butts over here so you two can join the Smashers! ...Yes, Funky! He's basically as strong as DK, and 101 per cent smarter! Now, get on o'er here!"
The wire frame hung up the phone and Master started to sob.
"I hate being mean!!" He cried. The wire frame patted his back, "(sinff) Th-thank you, Joe." Master thanked the (female) wire frame, "Okay, let's call somebody else!" The (female) wire frame named Joe nodded and picked up the phone.
"Hello, Wario! Master Hand here. I've got a proposition for you. How 'bout you and one of your employees come and join Smash Bros.!? ...Yes, you get paid. Not once a month, not once a week, once a day." The wire frame had to pull the phone away slightly from Master because of Wario's scream, "So is that a yes? Perfect! ...You say I should pick who comes? ...Oh, I see. Hmm... Well, Kat and Ana are ninjas... They could use some random ninjustu, or somethin'... Orbulon is an alien... He could use lazer guns... Oh! The witch girl, Ashley! ...Why her? 'Cause she use dark magic, and I'm all about dark magic! Now get your butts over here!"
The wire frame hung up.
"Yay! That's four newcomers! Let's see how Crazy's doing, shall we?" Master asked.
IN DA KITCHEN
Everything was on fire because of Crazy's cookies.
UP IN MASTER'S ROOM
"We'll get into detail with Crazy's cookies later." Master said, then he started to chuckle, "Heh. Crazy's cookies. Heh. Heh heh."
The wire frame picked up the phone.
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning! So, first things first: You know me, right? ...No, I'm not Crazy, I'm Master... Oh. That was an insult. And, for your information, I am most perfectly sane. ...Well, I am sometimes. Getting off-topic, I am! So, anyway, you've always wanted to be in the Smash Bros. business, right? ...You never. Oh well, I'm inviting you to join up in our tournaments! To join up, just stay on the line! ...Hello?"
The wire frame hung up the phone. It tilted its head.
"That was some Vaati guy." Master answered.
The wire frame nodded, meaning it understood.
"Okay, I'm gonna call Nintendo's rival now!"
The wire frame put its hands in front of its non-existing mouth, in a shockingly guesture.
"That's right! I'm crossing over Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog! This will be the first time this ever happened!" The wire frame whispered something to Master, "...'Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games'? Aw, geez..." Master sighed in defeat, "But, I'll be the second to do it!"
The wire frame put the phone to Master Hand's... uh, hand.
"Sonic! How are ya? ...This is Master Hand. Ah, I knew you'd remember! ...Yeah, I was the one who rejected you the last two times. Sorry! I'm here to ask you back! Please please please please please!!!! ...You will? Great! You can bring someone else along with you! Someone who will put up a good fight. ...Yeah, Shadow! He'll fit into the 'Shady Characters' section! HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha... Yeah, not funny. Be here soon!"
The wire frame hung up.
"Great! Unlike the Olympic games, this will get the fans asking, 'Who's stronger? Mario or Sonic?'. Ooh, I'm tingling all over!" Master started twitching uncontrollably, "I'll call more later, I've got to prepare!" Master, along with the wire frame, floated/ran out of the room.
Duct tape and DVDs can fix anything.
I warn you, this is more stupid.
Chapter 2: the noobs (note: Maybe some characters that I mentioned before are in another fan fic)
Master and the Wire Frame ran (or floated) down the steps into the kitchen, which was still on fire from Crazy's cookies. Master and the wire frame never seemed to notice, because they ran (or floated) right past it.
The two ran (floated) down the hall into the hallway closet. The took out some supplies, like balloons, streamers, confetti and banners that read, 'WELCOME!', in big bold letters. The took the stuff in their hand(s), and ran (floated) down the hallway into the foyer.
They hung the streamers over the door, and blew up the balloons and strung them to the walls. They poured the confetti in a bucket, and placed it on the slightly opened door. Lastly, they hung the banners on the wall next to the living room, so that the noobs can see it.
Master and the wire frame nodded at each other, and ran (floated) back up the stairs, still failing to notice the continuing to burn kitchen.
IN MASTER'S ROOM
"Alright, we put up the welcome junk." Master said. The wire frame check off a box on a clipboard, "Now all we have to do is get more newcomers!"The wire frame nodded and put down the clipboard, "By the way, did you happen to smell the smell of smoke and burning cookies?" The wire frame shook its head, "Strange... I hope Crazy's alright."
IN DA KITCHEN
Crazy's unconcious body started to burn.
IN MASTER'S ROOM
"Anyway, let's start calling!" Master said excitedly. The wire frame picked up the phone.
"Hello, princess! Princess Daisy! It's me, Master Hand! Yes, you remember me! ...Why am I calling? I wanted to tell you that there is another Smash Bros. game coming out, and I wanted you to join! ...Great! Oh, and you can bring someone else, too. ...Him? Bowser Jr.? Well, alright. ...No, I'm okay with it! I just find it... a little awkward that you, of all people, want to bring Bowser's son alon- ...No, no, I'm not saying you're crule! i'm just sayi- ...Okay, see you two then!"
The wire frame hung up.
"Okay, we got Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Wario, Ashley, Sonic, Shadow, Daisy, and Bowser Jr. I know a couple more who could come, too."
The wire frame picked up the phone.
"Hello, Meta Knight! Master Hand here. I wanted to offer you a job here. ...Okay! You can aske anyone else to come, too! ...You're not going to? Well, okay. See you!"
The wire frame pressed a button on the phone.
"...Mr. Trainer! Hello! I'd like to offer you a job. ...Master Hand. ...Uh-huh... uh-huh... uh-huh... Oh, yeah, that can be arranged. Okay, see you, Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard then!"
The wire frame pressed another button.
"Solid Snake! Mater Hand from Nintendo calling. I was wondering if you would be up for joining the Smashers and participating in our monthly tournaments. ...Oh, sure, just one thing. I find that guns are just too violent for Nintendo, so hows about you use them there trusty bombs 'a your's? ...Great! See ya!"
The wire frame pressed, yet again, another button.
"Hello, Sky World? May I speak with Pit, please? It's urgent. ...Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..." The wire frame tilted its head, "I'm on hold." Master told it, "...Ah! Pit! I have a job offering for you. May I offer you to come join the Smashers? ...Super. Come before dark!"
Another button.
"Hello, is Lucas home? Thanks. ... ... ... ...Hey, Lucas! ...Who's this? You've heard of the wonderful and magnificient Master Hand, haven't you? ...Not the wonderful and magnificient parts, huh? Well, anyway, I have to ask you something. Will you, Lucas of where-ever-your-from, come join the Smashers? ...Look, it doesn't matter where your from. I'm offering you a well-paying job! ...Okay, see you then!"
'Nother button.
"...Ike! How're you? ...Good to here! So, has that Ragnell, or whatever it is? Good, eh? So, how would you like to come smash it up with the Smashers? ...Well, that's wonderful to hear! So, be here before dark! I want everyone to meet you and the other newcomers!"
The wire frame (finally) hung up.
"That's enough for now. I'm going to go check on Crazy."
Master Hand left the room via making a hole in the floor by crashing through it.
IN DA KITCHEN
Master entered the kitchen via a hole made in the ceiling. He looked around the kitchen. It was completely normal.
"Wow! The kitchen looks as if it's never been on fire!" Master said.
"I know, huh?" Crazy said, wearing an apron, which was a couple sizes ('bout twenty-nine) too small. In his oversized hand was a tray of cookies.
"Crazy!" Master said, "They look delicious!" Master tried to swipe one, but Crazy pulled them away.
"Nu-uh!" Crazy said, "Not until the noobs get here!"
Ding-Dong!
"They're here!" Crazy yelled, giving a cookie to Master.
Master floated to the foyer, where Mewtwo was standing.
"I never told you about the noobs." Master said.
"You never." Mewtwo said, "We're waiting for the pizza."
"Oh." Was all Master could say. Master opened the door, with the bucket of confetti falling on him. He never noticed it, because what he saw was shocking.
"It is the noobs!" Crazy yelled, suddenly appearing behind Master.
"It is the pizza!" Ness shouted, appearing behind Mewtwo.
Yep, it was. It was Diddy, Funky, Wario, and Ashley eating the pizza.
"Nooo!!" Mewtwo began to cry, "Not the pizza! Why the pizza!?!"
"Calm own, Mewtwo!" Crazy said, trying to comfort him, "It's alright! We'll order another pizza!"
"You don't understand, Crazy! " Mewtwo continued to sob, "That pizza cost $5.99!"
"Oh, Mewtwo, WHY!?!" Crazy said, floating to the corner and entering the fetal position.
"...What's with him?" Wario asked, looking at Crazy.
"He's in the fetal position." Master answered.
"We know that." Funky said, "But, why?"
"Hmm... Good question. We'll hafta get back to you on that." Ness said.
"Okay..." Ashley said, "So, can we come in now?"
"Yeah, my fur's getting cold!" Diddy complained, hugging himself to keep warm.
"Yeah, yeah," Master said, "Ness here has volunteered to show you guys around."
"What?" Ness said, "I never-"
"Now, if you guys excuse me, I need to make one more phone call."
Master crashed through the ceiling.
IN MASTER'S ROOM
Master made another hole through the floor (right next to the first one, by the way). The wire frame was still standing where it was when Master left.
"Okay, Joe!" Master said, "One more phone call!"
The wire frame picked up the phone.
"...Hello, my dear friend! Yes, Master Hand here. I was wondering... Would you, my good friends, like to join up in the Brawl?! ...I'll take that scream of joy for a yes. So, we've gotten other newbies, so, if you guys could just come over before dark... Perfect! See you then!"
The wire frame put down the phone and looked at Master.
"Those two young boys were none other than... Tyler & Ryxlet!"
Chapter 3: They arrive! Hooray!
Master Hand floated back down the stairs. Ness was (glumly) showing Diddy, Funky, Wario, and Ashley around the Mansion. Ness glared at Master, then walked into the living room. Diddy had brought a red guitar with him, and he was playing it. Funky was using some sort of barrel mechanism to keep him floated in the air. He was moving forward, and he hit one of the two bongos to turn left or right. Wario was eating two silces of cake, one in each hand. He took a bite out of one, then turned to the other and began biting that one. Ashley had brought a stuffed rabbit, not to mention a little red devil-chao.
"I'm not a devil-chao!" The red thing yelled at me, "I'm just a little guy named Red!"
Red had a vein on his head and he followed Ashley. Master sighed and shook his hand(?). Master made his way to the front door and opened it, hoping some more peeps would come. Suddenly, there were two bursts of wind zooming past Master. One had a slight blue color to it, the other black. Master turned around to see Sega's mascot and his rival.
"Sonic! Shadow! I was wondering when you two would get here!" Master cheered.
"Well, it was easier when we saw that sign that said 'Smash Mansion This Way!'." Sonic said.
"I told you we should've went left at the fork in the road." Shadow said to Sonic.
"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for following my instincs, Shadow!" The blue blur said, "At least I didn't stop at every McDonald's we past!"
"I can't help it! I just love the little toys they give out!" Shadow complained.
"Hey, just so you two can know," Master said, breaking up their own little brawl, "Ness is giving a tour to some other newcomers. You can go with them, if you want."
"Cool!" Sonic said, "I'm going. See you two later!" Sonic dashed off.
"Hmph." Shadow grunted, "I'm going out for a little while." Shadow walked out the door. Master, with his keen hearing ability (even though he had no ears), picked up Shadow's stomach growling and loose change in his pocket.
"Woah! 'Scuse me, black hedgehog-thing."
Master turned back to the door. Coming inside was Daisy and Jr. Daisy had a large, orange suitcase in her hand, while Bowser Jr. was carrying a small, green track bag and a stuffed Paratroopa.
"Daisy! Bowser Jr.!" Master said. He turned to the stairs, "Peach! Bowser! Get yer butts down 'ere!" Princess Toadstool and King Koopa rushed their butts downstairs. Upon reaching the floor, they saw their cousin/son.
"Daisy!" Peach squealed, running up to Daisy and hugging her.
"Peach!" Daisy yelled, returning the hug.
"Junior!" Bowser ran up to his son and hugged him.
"Papa!" Jr. hugged Bowser back.
"Master!" Master Hand randomly yelled. The four walked back upstairs.
Master waited for some more people. Outside, there was a giant ship flying in. A small dot on the ship jumped off and flew down to the mansion.
"Meta Knight! I was expecting you!" Master said.
"Of course you were!" Meta Knight said, "Everyone expects me!"
"Right..." Master said, though he wasn't so sure.
"Anyway, I'm going to my room." Meta Knight walked up the stairs. (Master made the rooms in between chapter 2 and this one!)
"Okay, so Sonic, Shadow, Daisy, Junior, and Meta Knight have made it. Let's see who else comes."
Master waited by the door. There was the distinct sound of a bicycle approaching. Master Hand looked to the right and waited its arrival. He heard the bike perfectly, but he never saw anything.
"Over here!"
Master would've jumped out of his glove if it wasn't super-glued to his body. He turned around to see the Pokémon Trainer standing there, on his bike.
"Mr. Trainer!" Master said, floating over to him, "How are you?"
"Oh, fine, fine!" The Pokémon Trainer said, "I just want to rest. Do you have any idea how long it is to ride from here to Kanto?"
"Nu-uh."
"Oh, well. I've gotta rest." The Pokémon Trainer slowly and weakly entered the mansion.
"Okay, so Mr. Trainer is here." Master said, "Now all I have to do is wait for-"
Something bumped into Master. He looked down to see a cardboard box with the Nintendo logo on it move around him.
"Is that you, Snake?!" Master said.
"Crud." A voice from the box whined, "Caught." The box was lifted up and Solid Snake stood up.
"It's nice to meet you in person, Snake." Master said.
Snake stared at him for a few seconds, "When they said you're an oversized, glover-wearing, gravity-defying hand, they weren't kidding."
"Har har." Master faked amusement, "Get in, boy."
"I should tell you I'm over thirty." Snake informed.
"And I'm over 15,000." Master countered.
"...Drat." Snake walked in the Mansion."
"Snake joins the brawl!" Master said, "Now all there's left to do is wait for-"
Suddenly, a bright light filled the sky. Master Hand had to close his non-exsisting eyes to make out what was flying down to the earth. When it landed, Master realised it was an angle! With angle wings!
"Pit!" Master said, "I'm glad you could make it!"
"I appreciate your job offering, Mr. Hand." Pit said, bowing.
"Please, call me Master."
"Yes sir, Mr. Master!" Pit saluted. Master sighed.
"Now, get in there and wash those wings." Master instructed.
"Aye aye, Mr. Master Hand!" Pit gave a thumbs up and ran inside. Master sweat dropped.
"Never seen such a suck-up." Master muttered. Then, a car pulled up to the front door. A boy with yellow spiky hair got out of the car.
"Thanks for dropping me off, mom!" The boy said, "I'll see you in a year!" The car drove off and the boy turned around.
"Lucas!" Master said, flying up to him.
"Hi, Master Hand!" Lucas said.
"I'm happy that you're mother said you could come!"
"Yeah, I had to give up my year's allowence, but, that's okay."
"Well, you'll be getting paid more than a year's allowence by the end of the year."
"SWEET!" Lucas skipped inside. Master smiled to himself, and noticed a figure coming down the street. Who was it?
"Ike!" Master said. Ike walked up to him, "So nice to see you!"
"Likewise." Ike said, "Now, can I go lie down? It's tough to walk all the way from my homeland to here."
"Very well! You may sleep at once!" Master said. Ike nodded and fell asleep standing up, "I meant in your room." Ike woke up, smiled sheepishly, and walked to his room, "Only two more people left! I can't wait!"
"MASTER!" Ness yelled from the mansion, "WARIO'S EATING EVERYTHING!!"
"Oh my! If Wario eats everything, that'll leave nothing for Yoshi and Kirby!" Master Hand sped off to the mansion.
HALF AN HOUR LATER
Master sighed. It was tough to pull Wario away from the kitchen fridge, especially with his (extremly) over-weight body. But, Master managed to yank him out.
He had been waiting for 29 minutes, waiting for Tyler and Ryxlet to show up. The sun was just about set, and there was no sign of them.
"They might've been caught in traffic." Crazy said, appearing behind Master, still wearing the twenty-nine sizes too small apron.
"How could they have gotten into traffic?" Master asked, "For one thing, they're only fourteen; they aren't old enough to drive. For another, they're coming from another world, Crazy, like Sonic, Shadow and Snake!"
Then, a burst of light shone down next to Master Hand. Two figures stepped out of it.
Master immidiently sat up right, "Tyler! Ryxlet!" Master zoomed over to them, "What took you guys so long!?"
"We got stuck in traffic." Tyler answered.
"Well, maybe if we took that right in the road, like I said, we would've been here earlier!" Ryxlet said to Tyler.
"Maybe we souldn't of eaten at every Subway along the way, eh?!" Tyler shot back.
"I'm just another fan of the twelve inch subs, okay!?"
"Boys, boys, settle down!" Master said, breaking up their own littlw brawl, "The main thing is that you're here now!"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot that." Tyler said.
"Now get inside, and go get ready for the tutorials!"
"Yes, sir!" Tyler and Ryxlet ran into the mansion.
Chapter 4 Demostration battle: The first n' last.
"Huh..." Master was exhausted after waiting for everyone, "It's exhausting to wait for everyone. But, now I have to give around a letter about meeting the noobies to each and... every... smasher. ... ...Oh, boy."
So, Master started righting letters to every single smasher. I'm too lazy to count, so let's just get to the auditorium where every veteran fighter was sitting.
"Hello again, everyone!" Master said into the mic, "As you all know, we're here to introduce the newcomers. So, get ready for a long and boring session, 'cause it will be."
Groans.
"Of course, you'll be seeing their fighting styles immedialty after." Master continued.
Cheers.
"So, I would like to introduce you to the first batch of newcomers. Please clap your extremly bored hands for Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Wario, Ashley, Sonic and Shadow!"
Everyone clapped.
"Now, the next bunch: Princess Daisy, Bowser Jr., Meta Knight, the Pokémon Trainer, Solid Snake, Pit, Lucas, Ike, Tyler and Ryxlet!"
Everyone clapped again.
"Okay, get yer butts to the training room!" Crazy yelled.
The room was empty.
"Where'd everyone-" Bowser Jr. started.
"They're already gone to the training room." Master informed, and he, Crazy, and the others also left.
IN DA TRAINING ROOM
When Master, Crazy, and the newcomers arrived, everyone was seated in the stands.
"Okay, newcomers, come with me." Master said, entering a nearby door. the nOObs followed. After a short moment, the new and improved Battlefield appeared on the screen, and Diddy, Funky, Wario, and Ashley appeared there - Diddy appeared in and broke out of a barrel, Funky flew in with his Barrel-flying things, Wario rode his Wario chopper, and Ashley appeared from a dark light.
"Okay, everyone; veterans and newcomers." Master Hand said over the speaker, "We will now demonstrate Diddy's, Funky's, Wario's, and Ashley's fighting styles. We would have used wire frames, but they went on strike to many times... Anyway, GO!!"
And so, they begun. Diddy jumped up on the right platform and kicked Wario. Ashley jumped down to the left platform and shocked Funky with thunder magic. Wario sat on Diddy's face and farted. Funky shot a pineapple from a wooden grenade launcher at Ashley.
Now the battle was really starting! A wooden crate fell down from the sky. Wario picked it up and hurled it a Funky, who dodged it, making it hit Ashley square in the nose. Furiated, Ashley used fire magic and got Wario's pants on fire. Wario, being happy for some reason, turned his back to Funky. He farted again, the power doubled becuase of the flames. A very burnt Funky wiped the soot of his sunglasses and glared at a laughing Diddy. Funky jumped up in the sky and crash landed on Diddy, who stopped his laughing stroke.
A barrel fell down. Ashley broke it opened, and BAM! A Smash Ball! It floated to the top platform. Everyone jumped for it and started attacking it. But, because everyone was so close to each other, the all winded up attacking themselves. They fell to the bottom part of the Battlefield, but only did Diddy get up quick enough for him to break the Smash Ball and obtain its power.
Diddy landed on the bottom part of the stage and looked at everyone. He smirked. Everyone started to back up, only to realise that they were at the edge of the stage.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Diddy cried, a light appearing on his back and in his hands. A small wooden barrel rocket appeared on his back, and two wooden pop guns appeared in his hands. The jet pack started spewing out fire, and Diddy started flying. He was flying all over the stage, continuously shooting peanuts from his wooden guns. Everyone took cover under either a platform or their shield. Eventually, after a while of flying and firing, Diddy's jet pack and pop guns dissapeared, making everyone (but Diddy) relieved.
The brawl continued. Funky activated his barrel blasters and flew over the stage. He landed on the upper platform, only to be greeted by Wario. Wario opened his huge jaw and munched on Funky.
"Yo! Let me out!" Funky hollered at Wario. Wario put on a disgusted look, and spit out Funky.
"Pwa!" Wario continued to spit, "Pwa! Pwa! Taste like monkey! Pwa!"
"No duh!" A wet Funky said.
Diddy stared down Ashley. Ashley stared down Diddy. Diddy suddenly, pounced on Ashley and started pulling her hair.
"Ow! OW! Stupid... MONKEY!!" Ashley flung Diddy off of her and shot an ice beam at him, freezing him into Diddysicle. Ashley continued to shoot purple magic at the helpless monkey. Diddy finally broke free of his cold prison, covered in frost and slightly shivering.
"W-W-What the h-heck does the p-p-purple magic f-f-for?" Diddy asked between his teeth chattering.
"... ...You know, I actually don't know..." Ashley replied. She shrugged, and shot another purple beam at him. Diddy's fur turned purple, and, to his surprise, his damage meter started increasing over time. "Oooooh... Poison..."
"It's not real, right!?" Diddy yelled.
"...Uh, not in the brawl..." Ashley said.
"OH, THANK GOODNESS!" Diddy wiped the sweat off his forehead. Ashley took this time to pick up a recently dropped super scope and shoot at him. Diddy tried to put up his shield, but it was no use; the shots just kept coming and coming. ...Until it ran out, that is. Ashley looked dumbfounded at it, then threw it away.
Another barrel. Funky (now completly dry) cracked it open. What? Another Smash Ball!? Everyone jumped to get it, but it was Ashley who broke it. Its power surging through her, she raised up her hand. Suddenly, Red appeared next to her.
"What!?" Red said, "How'd I get here!?" Then, he turned into a magic wand. Ashley waved the wand over her head, and then, a HUGE man/monkey eating plant rose up from the middel of the stage.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!" It roared. It reeled its head back and slammed it into the ground, creating a shockwave that made everyone (but Ashley) topple over. Then, two more appeared.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!" They all roared. They slammed into the other players and caught them in their mouths. They started chewing, chewing, chewing, then they spit them off the stage.
"TIME!!" Master yelled from the room. Diddy, Funky, and Wario appeared back on the Battlefield, but everyone then dissapeared. They reappeared in the little room Master and the others were. The four, plus Master, walked/floated out of the room, "Winner: Ashley!"
Everyone cheered.
"Next, we have Sonic, Shadow, Daisy, and Bowser Jr." Master said, "But that's for next chapter!"
"Stop with the fourth wall breaking!" Crazy yelled. But no one was listening.