Funny jokes from Comedy central!

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A man goes to his doctor and tells him when he has sex with his wife it only last 2 minutes. His doctor told him to masturbate each time before sex. The very next day the man goes to work and at the end of the day his wife calls him telling them they should have sex when he comes home. The man egger to have sex thinks about his expreince at home. He then rememeberes that his doctor told him to masterbate before sex so he stops his truck on the side of the high way beside a cliff. Goes under his truck and starts to masterbate with his eyes closed. After 4 minutes a cop stops by and says is everything all right. The man who was close to orgasam keeped his eyes closed. The cops aksed is eveything allright and the man replys yes just checkiing if my everything is alright I felt the car going bad. The man says oh but your car just fell of the cliff 4 minutes ago.

Too convoluted to be funny.